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Reboot or no?

Continue from where we left off.
- 2 (16.7%)
Reboot. Start new thread. Same characters or no, up to you.
- 10 (83.3%)

Total Members Voted: 10


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Author Topic: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Rebooted in new thread.)  (Read 134722 times)

smurfingtonthethird

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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1365 on: May 19, 2014, 10:07:18 pm »

((Wait, the ship is actually THE Pandora's Box. Fuck titties.))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1366 on: May 19, 2014, 10:09:47 pm »

((That was a metaphor, calm down.))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1367 on: May 19, 2014, 10:10:17 pm »

((Wait, the ship is actually THE Pandora's Box. Fuck titties.))

((Seeing how it's containing a bunch of players (or ultimate evil,depends how you view players.) I support this description.))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1368 on: May 20, 2014, 04:02:47 am »

(( I suppose that I'll be waiting for a good entrance ))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1369 on: May 20, 2014, 04:15:00 am »

((I'll be updating all my stuff today after I sleep and wake up, I'm feeling better.))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1370 on: May 20, 2014, 02:36:05 pm »

((I'll be updating all my stuff today after I sleep and wake up, I'm feeling better.))
((Yaaaay! A relatively happy Kevak is the best Kevak. I think. I haven't been around long enough to know.))

((You could always run to me, you might just wake up one of my abilities.))
((Can Lily run to you? I think she'll run to you. Probably for selfish reasons though, as that's actually why the whole Lily/Juno shipping thing happened in the old one. Basically, Juno = only one that can fly ship = unlikely to be killed by the others = someone to stay close to.))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1371 on: May 20, 2014, 06:02:02 pm »

((He's a Protectorate, so I don't see why not. Considering that he has a mild fear of women, that will be funny, especially if she gets really clingy.))
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« Reply #1372 on: May 20, 2014, 06:04:07 pm »

((Considering that he has a mild fear of women, that will be funny, especially if she gets really clingy.))
((Oh, trust me, she will. Be glad this isn't another type of game, or I'd try to get a set of this for her. I wanna mess with Lerman, though, so she'll swap between overly friendly and cruel a bit.  ;D ))
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« Reply #1373 on: May 20, 2014, 10:16:49 pm »

((Why is it that in any RTD I play I either end up as a butt monkey or a god?))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1374 on: May 20, 2014, 10:36:15 pm »

((Hey, when does Hales get a girl? Nobody?

If anyone makes a joke about Hales loving the ship, he will kill you.))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1375 on: May 20, 2014, 10:40:29 pm »

((I'm not going to treat you like your a butt monkey or a god you shall be Lerman the guy who looked normal until you got dog ears.))
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1376 on: May 20, 2014, 11:41:40 pm »

The moment the human started shooting him, Ferrous immediately swung around, and his eyes narrowed as he became enraged. He then flung himself towards the human, attempting to use his sheer weight to crush him, whilst also beating him to a pulp with fists and sledgehammers.
"..."

Hales turns around and shoots Ferrous in the back twelve times, before taking out his drill.

"Nobody destroys MY ship!"

(3,12,8,5,) You fire four shots at Ferrous, hitting him 3 times, of course being made of solid metal, that accomplished nothing.(2)You utterly fail to pummel him and fall flat on your face.


Go to the kitchen.
"Gotta test that theory out..."
You arrive in the kitchen.

Take several blind slashes around me with my sword.
(9)You slash randomly around with your sword and feel something connect, it appears to be slightly stuck.

"Fine, I get it, that's second date stuff anyways. What did you have in mind, then?"
"What are you even.. Oh whatever. Not even going to bother thinking about it. In terms of fun, I mean like messing with people, playing games, talking, napping. Things like that." ((Edit: Fixed color messup.))

Fire at Paul with my new handgun. ((This won't rip a hole in the fabric of reality will it?))
(1) You utterly miss and hit one of the still intact walls. There is now a massive hole in the wall and several walls behind it.

Curse the door for being better than my super strength. Smash through the wall beside it.

"Take that, logic!"
You run straight into the wall and fall backwards in pain, landing on your butt. The dog just stares at you, you're pretty sure he is silently laughing at you for doing something obviously stupid.

"Well, if you realtly had nothing else to say, I think I'll go do more science on this thing."

Go do more science on that thing (the bucket).
(2) You science the bucket, you don't learn anything. Everything frizzes again.

Ye need to learn your place, lad! To the brig for ye!

Grab Tarak and lock him in a broom closet or something
(7) Completely unfazed by the wall being devastated, you lock him in a closet.

Inspect toys if i find nothing wrong with them play with them.
The toys are extremely familiar to you and you are getting a really strange sense of dejavu, however they appear to be fine so you begin playing with them. It's fun.

Drev facepalms and just hops back into the pilots seat. Removing any and all ammunition from his rifle before testing the firing mechanism.
(6) It's working fine. In other news, the wall directly to your left just got exploded by something.

« Last Edit: May 24, 2014, 08:24:14 pm by Kevak »
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1377 on: May 20, 2014, 11:44:54 pm »

wrench my sword away,throw a explosive grenade,run as fast as I can.
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1378 on: May 20, 2014, 11:46:12 pm »

Try to remember why the toys are familiar.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2014, 12:49:37 am by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1379 on: May 20, 2014, 11:50:44 pm »

Announce over the intercom OI! WHERE BE THE ENGINEERS AT! ME SHIP'S WALL BE NEEDIN' REPAIRING!
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