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Reboot or no?

Continue from where we left off.
- 2 (16.7%)
Reboot. Start new thread. Same characters or no, up to you.
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Author Topic: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Rebooted in new thread.)  (Read 132222 times)

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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1050 on: May 02, 2014, 08:24:57 pm »

Ferrous slowly raised his two sledgehammers, preparing to decimate all of the cookies with precision.

Effectively, I'm hoping to get a bonus for the turn I actually do this in.
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1051 on: May 02, 2014, 08:26:29 pm »

Start hauling the cookies out of the kitchen, armfuls at a time.

"Mr metal man! Help get the cookies out of the kitchen before they destroy us all! The blue dog told me to, he knows everything!"

Stop Ferrous if he starts smashing the cookies.

Ferrous slowly raised his two sledgehammers, preparing to decimate all of the cookies with precision.

Effectively, I'm hoping to get a bonus for the turn I actually do this in.

((BAIL BAIL BAIL
the kitchen will duplicate the cookie dust at rapid speeds, and we'll all drown!))
« Last Edit: May 02, 2014, 08:30:06 pm by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1052 on: May 02, 2014, 08:27:41 pm »

((Ferrous has no knowledge of the duplicating kitchen, and he can also not drown, as he has no need of oxygen! Even if all goes to hell, ferrous will still be here, slowly chewing on cookie dust. Tis not a bad way to spend the rest of eternity.))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1053 on: May 02, 2014, 08:29:00 pm »

((Or, we could use that bucket. Hmm? Hmm? Of course, someone will have to find The Many first, and explain the situation. And The Many will have to either tell them about the bucket or figure it out.))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1054 on: May 02, 2014, 08:30:28 pm »

((Ferrous has no knowledge of the duplicating kitchen, and he can also not drown, as he has no need of oxygen! Even if all goes to hell, ferrous will still be here, slowly chewing on cookie dust. Tis not a bad way to spend the rest of eternity.))

((He can be flattened by pressure.))

((Or, we could use that bucket. Hmm? Hmm? Of course, someone will have to find The Many first, and explain the situation. And The Many will have to either tell them about the bucket or figure it out.))
((Do not feed the bucket.))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1055 on: May 02, 2014, 08:31:40 pm »

((Guys! The captain should call for all hands to deal with the cookies. That way The Many have a reason to grab the bottomless bucket. Hooray, adventure game logic!)) Ninja'd

H looks for a secure place to hide the android, for now.

((Ferrous has no knowledge of the duplicating kitchen, and he can also not drown, as he has no need of oxygen! Even if all goes to hell, ferrous will still be here, slowly chewing on cookie dust. Tis not a bad way to spend the rest of eternity.))
((H is in a suit, and The Many presumably don't need oxygen either. They could just leave the ship))

((Not gonna metagame, but wouldn't a massive overshoot mean that the disguise goes horribly right?))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1056 on: May 02, 2014, 08:32:55 pm »

See if I can force the door open.
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1057 on: May 02, 2014, 08:35:10 pm »

((Guys! The captain should call for all hands to deal with the cookies. That way The Many have a reason to grab the bottomless bucket. Hooray, adventure game logic!)) Ninja'd

H looks for a secure place to hide the android, for now.

((Ferrous has no knowledge of the duplicating kitchen, and he can also not drown, as he has no need of oxygen! Even if all goes to hell, ferrous will still be here, slowly chewing on cookie dust. Tis not a bad way to spend the rest of eternity.))
((H is in a suit, and The Many presumably don't need oxygen either. They could just leave the ship))

((Not gonna metagame, but wouldn't a massive overshoot mean that the disguise goes horribly right?))
((If you all don't die, you'll find out what happened.))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1058 on: May 02, 2014, 08:46:38 pm »

((Not gonna metagame, but wouldn't a massive overshoot mean that the disguise goes horribly right?))
((If you all don't die, you'll find out what happened.))
((Oh god. The best case scenario is simply that H omitted something important in the disguise.))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1059 on: May 02, 2014, 08:50:04 pm »

Oi! Chief Engineer lad! Me thinks ye should repair the walls to the kitchen so we can space the cookies in one fell swoop! Aye. Might be needin all hand on deck for this one

Captain goes find the rest of his crew
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1060 on: May 02, 2014, 08:52:57 pm »

Go to a bathroom, and clean your face of vile pizza. Then practice swinging your machete see if you can improve what can barely be called sword play because your weapon isnt a sword.
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1061 on: May 02, 2014, 11:53:56 pm »

Find something worthless, drop it in the bucket to see what happens.
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1062 on: May 03, 2014, 01:27:08 am »

Find Morgan.
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1063 on: May 03, 2014, 02:45:12 am »

Lily keeps being in a coma.
(6) You continue being in a coma.

Ha nii-san you don't eat pizza with your nose! Runs off to find more people to play with.
(1) You completely fail to find anybody.

Ferrous slowly raised his two sledgehammers, preparing to decimate all of the cookies with precision.

Effectively, I'm hoping to get a bonus for the turn I actually do this in.
(2) You fail to get into position, you almost get off balance but don't.

Start hauling the cookies out of the kitchen, armfuls at a time.

"Mr metal man! Help get the cookies out of the kitchen before they destroy us all! The blue dog told me to, he knows everything!"

Stop Ferrous if he starts smashing the cookies.

Ferrous slowly raised his two sledgehammers, preparing to decimate all of the cookies with precision.

Effectively, I'm hoping to get a bonus for the turn I actually do this in.

((BAIL BAIL BAIL
the kitchen will duplicate the cookie dust at rapid speeds, and we'll all drown!))
(11) You get quite a few cookies out but you make have broken some of them.

((Guys! The captain should call for all hands to deal with the cookies. That way The Many have a reason to grab the bottomless bucket. Hooray, adventure game logic!)) Ninja'd

H looks for a secure place to hide the android, for now.

((Ferrous has no knowledge of the duplicating kitchen, and he can also not drown, as he has no need of oxygen! Even if all goes to hell, ferrous will still be here, slowly chewing on cookie dust. Tis not a bad way to spend the rest of eternity.))
((H is in a suit, and The Many presumably don't need oxygen either. They could just leave the ship))

((Not gonna metagame, but wouldn't a massive overshoot mean that the disguise goes horribly right?))
((10) You find a rather good place to hide the android.

I take back my laser scalpel and tell the creature that I'm going to look for the others in order explain that it won't hurt anyone before I wander off in search of the others.
You do so, you then begin searching for the crew. (7)You locate some of them around the messhall, you do this by falling into the flood of cookies.

Oi! Chief Engineer lad! Me thinks ye should repair the walls to the kitchen so we can space the cookies in one fell swoop! Aye. Might be needin all hand on deck for this one

Captain goes find the rest of his crew
(8)You find some random 11 year old kid with cat ears and a tail.

Go to a bathroom, and clean your face of vile pizza. Then practice swinging your machete see if you can improve what can barely be called sword play because your weapon isnt a sword.
(7)You clean up.(8)You practice a bit and accidentally slice a gash in the wall. Whoops.

Find something worthless, drop it in the bucket to see what happens.
(1) You somehow utterly fail to find anything at all to drop in.

Find Morgan.
(8) You locate Morgan, he is standing near some sort of cat person.

((All other actions are Mundane.))
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Re: Roll To Space Pirate, A Reboot. (Aaand We're Off!) New Players Wanted.
« Reply #1064 on: May 03, 2014, 02:46:48 am »

Lily has weird, nonsensical dreams while in a coma!

((I'm curious as to what rolling a one or a twelve will do in this situation.))
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