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[~Neri]

go back the the pilots chair. Take a seat and play some chess against marco. Eat any pizza i the area.

(( edited for less dumb ))

((This man shall be the first to die by Lily's hand. That's on the crew.))

((Good luck with that, he has died 67 times and counting.))

((This thread just eached 1000 posts, jolly. How about an update to celebrate?))

((It's coming in a few minutes.))

((Just for general reference, character sheets with SCP grade abnormalities are allowed as of Zalkoz's sheet...

((F*CK))

((One word: Meow.))

(Sugary foods have a surprisingly high energy density. Less efficient than pure hydrocarbons or fossil fuels, but surprisingly high. The main downside is that they leave a lot of slag when burned. If you could get it to churn out unlimited booze, though...)

((Have fun learning how to exploit it, The Kitchen is a fun one.))

(( at the end of the day there better be unlimited pirate stew))

((Possible))

[~Neri]

((..Update may take more like twenty minutes, Random.org is down for some reason. Gonna use the backup site.))

[blazing glory]

((..Update may take more like twenty minutes, Random.org is down for some reason. Gonna use the backup site.))

((*Starts looking smug while waving my real life dice that I always use around*))

[IcyTea31]

((Sooo, SCP is a collection of horror stories? Or horror creatures? Can someone explain this to me, because I tried looking at the link but I can't make heads or tails of it.))

(("Collection of horror stories" sums up The SCP Foundation pretty well. It's based around the eponymous Foundation that has taken up collecting anomalous things from around the world to Secure, Contain and Protect, the stories being written either as plain "Foundation tales" or semi-scientific reports of the anomalies, mostly the latter. Really, browsing the site is a good way to kill some time and get nightmares for life.))

[WillowLuman]

damn ninjas

((Sooo, SCP is a collection of horror stories? Or horror creatures? Can someone explain this to me, because I tried looking at the link but I can't make heads or tails of it.))

(A collection of short horror stories, in the format of documents describing containment procedures for anomalous objects (which can be anything, really))

(I suppose H is sort of SCP-ish, but I'm not sure I like the idea of this explicitly sharing the setting, or of people having "powers" not founded in physics.)

[~Neri]

((The SCPwiki is a collaborate ??Fictional?? world. In it, there is an organization called the SCP foundation, the search for and capture/secure abnormal artifacts and creatures found on earth. SCP's can range from completely harmless but odd (Such as the Bag of Potato Holding I linked.) To multiverse ending catastrophes waiting to happen. SCP classification goes as follows:

Safe: Completely harmless/containment protocols in place prevent its affects from doing anything possibly dangerous.
Euclid: Likely has a mind, unsafe, can be harmful to humanity but not super harmful, some can reach Keter status eventually and some are downgraded to Safe status. Most SCP's start as Euclid until understood better.
Keter: Capable of ending the world, the solar system, the galaxy, reality, or the multiverse as we know it. ZK multiverse reconstruction events are the absolute worst possible outcome of a Keter class artifact or creature.
Thaumiel: Thaumiel are extremely rare SCP's that can be used to contain or locate other SCP's. The ship you are on is a Thaumiel class SCP in the classification scale. You will understand why after a week of ingame time on it if you don't all die from Kitchencookies.
Neutralized SCP's are destroyed or dead SCP's or ones that have stopped displaying abnormal effects for prolonged periods of time.
Explained SCP's are former SCP's that have been explained by science and are no longer considered abnormal.

((..Update may take more like twenty minutes, Random.org is down for some reason. Gonna use the backup site.))

((*Starts looking smug while waving my real life dice that I always use around*))

((I will lick you, you know I will.))

damn ninjas

((Sooo, SCP is a collection of horror stories? Or horror creatures? Can someone explain this to me, because I tried looking at the link but I can't make heads or tails of it.))

(A collection of short horror stories, in the format of documents describing containment procedures for anomalous objects (which can be anything, really))

(I suppose H is sort of SCP-ish, but I'm not sure I like the idea of this explicitly sharing the setting, or of people having "powers" not founded in physics.)

((The powers are all counterbalanced by some horrible flaw. Drevin for example can't remember anything prior to the last ship cycle beyond his general backstory and mechanical/gunnery abilities and will always return to the ship alive within a week regardless of if he died or not during that week.))

((Sooo, SCP is a collection of horror stories? Or horror creatures? Can someone explain this to me, because I tried looking at the link but I can't make heads or tails of it.))

(("Collection of horror stories" sums up The SCP Foundation pretty well. It's based around the eponymous Foundation that has taken up collecting anomalous things from around the world to Secure, Contain and Protect, the stories being written either as plain "Foundation tales" or semi-scientific reports of the anomalies, mostly the latter. Really, browsing the site is a good way to kill some time and get nightmares for life.))

((I get enough nightmares from reading these forums.))

((You can never have enough nightmares.))

[ZalkozDestbro]

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that breeds cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((Thats about it i think))

[~Neri]

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that has breeding cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((A Pink cat, an Abnormally Deep Pool in the gunnery area, another thing in the air vent, a disconcerting android, several other things you don't know about yet. Also the cookies aren't breeding. The kitchen is the direct cause of the cookies.))

[blazing glory]

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that has breeding cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((A Pink cat, an Abnormally Deep Pool in the gunnery area, another thing in the air vent, a disconcerting android, several other things you don't know about yet. Also the cookies aren't breeding. The kitchen is the direct cause of the cookies.))

((So if I was to oh I dunno shove a living being into the oven would I have dozens of clones?))

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that has breeding cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((A Pink cat, an Abnormally Deep Pool in the gunnery area, another thing in the air vent, a disconcerting android, several other things you don't know about yet. Also the cookies aren't breeding. The kitchen is the direct cause of the cookies.))

((Now I wanna know what the pink cat does, wait! Maybe I can have my own personal pet! Too bad that I'm a little nuts right now.))

((Don't worry you have Paul the parrot to keep you company.))

[~Neri]

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that has breeding cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((A Pink cat, an Abnormally Deep Pool in the gunnery area, another thing in the air vent, a disconcerting android, several other things you don't know about yet. Also the cookies aren't breeding. The kitchen is the direct cause of the cookies.))

((Now I wanna know what the pink cat does, wait! Maybe I can have my own personal pet! Too bad that I'm a little nuts right now.))

((Technically it is more of a dwarf fortress cat style relationship with the dog and cat in this. The dog was not adopted, it adopted Lerman.))

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that has breeding cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((A Pink cat, an Abnormally Deep Pool in the gunnery area, another thing in the air vent, a disconcerting android, several other things you don't know about yet. Also the cookies aren't breeding. The kitchen is the direct cause of the cookies.))

((So if I was to oh I dunno shove a living being into the oven would I have dozens of clones?))

((Okay, we have an unusual SCP starship, that has breeding cookies, a blue dog and blue haired man, a person that won't die, a kitchen that will probably try to kill someone, a thing in the air vents, and disappearing corpses, did I miss anything?))

((A Pink cat, an Abnormally Deep Pool in the gunnery area, another thing in the air vent, a disconcerting android, several other things you don't know about yet. Also the cookies aren't breeding. The kitchen is the direct cause of the cookies.))

((Now I wanna know what the pink cat does, wait! Maybe I can have my own personal pet! Too bad that I'm a little nuts right now.))

((Don't worry you have Paul the parrot to keep you company.))

((You would have dozens of nicely roasted dead people.))

[WillowLuman]

(It's not a balance thing, it's more the fact that the premise has shifted. We started out sci-fi and moved into paranormal)

[Prophet]

Here is my character sheet Kevak-senpai.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Sasha

Age: Physical age appears to be about 11 or 12.

Race: Nekomimi.

Description: Sasha Has yellow blond hair that goes down to his shoulders. He has greenish yellow eyes and a bright orange zippered hoodie and brown skintight shorts with a hole in to let his tail poke through. The tail and cat ears are of a orangish color. He appears to be female with close inspection unless you somehow got into his pants and physically checked, and the name really doesn't make it any easier to tell.
He is extremely excitable and is always looking for things to do. He likes to tease people and adores Drevin, whom he has taken to calling "Ni-San."

He has been on the ship for about as long as he can remember, which is quite a while seeing as how he showed up about the same time as Drevin did.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Sasha.

Weapon: Natural Retractable Claws. +/-2 in melee combat.

Gear: Bright orange hoodie and skintight brown shorts.

Inventory: Nothing currently.

Abilities: You'll see.

Other:
Natural Cat Ears +/-4 perception.
Natural Cat Tail +/-4 balance.
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[ZalkozDestbro]

(It's not a balance thing, it's more the fact that the premise has shifted. We started out sci-fi and moved into paranormal)

(( Para-scinormal ))

[Prophet]

(It's not a balance thing, it's more the fact that the premise has shifted. We started out sci-fi and moved into paranormal)

((I hope we're still going to stay strong in the sci fi bit.))

I hope so too.

[IcyTea31]

(It's not a balance thing, it's more the fact that the premise has shifted. We started out sci-fi and moved into paranormal)

((I hope we're still going to stay strong in the sci fi bit.))

I hope so too.

((At the very least, my character has a scientific explanation, even though it would definitely be anomalous if presented to the SCP Foundation; adaptive, true AI is extremely difficult even for a supercomputer to run with today's technology, to say nothing of a nano-sized one. A sapient lifeform completely made of electronic nanomachines is plain absurd, today.))