Gain sphere of acting.
[2] Your acting skills, or lack thereof, fail to impress the sphere into joining you.
Learn absurdly powerful magic.
[2] Your studies have seem to hit a brick wall. Dammit, whats the difference between conjuring fire and conjuring tomatoes? There both red, for crying out loud!
Create the dorf a subspecies of dwarfs for experimentation.
[5] Even while dwarves have yet to be created, you desire to create an easily manipulated subspecies that can be used for all sorts of science shenanigans. Better yet, they come pre-lobotimized, so no chance of any violent uprisings of any sort. The Mad Whiz Council easily subjugates the dorfs. Meanwhile, cuisinite restaurants appear to be incorperating dorf meat in their dishes....
Settle 40736 dwarves on the Bay12 world! Name each of them after an individual Bay12er!
[6]Did I say dwarves weren't created yet? I lied. In fact, the short stoat creatures fond of drink have appeared on Bay12 last Tuesday and they number 40736, give or take. Unusually, each dwarf is named...almost like a forum goer would. This sociopathic enclave quickly begin to wage war with the glassmorphs for turf. Who will control Bay12? Will they learn to coexist?
((Ignorance can sometimes be too blinding. Will try to remember about 1 action/turn.))
Through the meatgrinder of contradicting spheres and bizarre god logic, the idea of teaching ignorance to mortals got sandpapered for safety, misconcepted and, ultimately, was totally ignored... Now it is high time to teach chosen glassmorph individual(s) to sap world-bending powers from my reality-teared realm!
[1+1] Your divine nature gets the better of you and you decide to ignore the glassmorphs for this cycle.
Snatch the Sphere of F2O2 from the divine claw machine! Carefully!
[2]Almoooooosstttt Therreeeee!!!! AH DAMMIT! The claw drops the ball.
((So I can do an action involving my Divine Avatar OR my divine self? Welp, that slows down my plans a bit.))
Gilgawulf shall tame the Swedish Meat-thulu through badassery and use it as a steed. Or just kill it in a badass way, with lots of flips and jumping on too of the monster to stab it and stuff.
[6 v 1] On this episode of Gilgawulf... Gilgawulf stares at the foul meat-beast and charges straight for it! The fell creature responds by swiping down a big, meaty claw! Gilgawulf easily dodges out of the way and climbs on to Meathulu's back. In a moment of divine inspiration, Gilgawulf begins carving a series of mysterious runes and symbols onto the creature's back. The runes flash blue. In an instant, Swedish meat-thulu ceases active resistance...
Detailed status of Idea Bana including Population and military.
As head gorilla shogun, you take the time to look over your fellow primates. Idea Bana occupies a large island on the beach planet. Among the lush forests rise large cities of stone and wood, all unified under a single banner. With a population up in the millions, the apes of Idea Bana are a large civilization. Currently lacking any sort of means for aquatic transportation, Idea Bana is relatively isolated from other sentient creatures, though some apes do manage to make it to other islands by joining up with the occasional slugman merchant ship. The Idea Bana military prides itself on the tenets of ninjitsu, and are organized into small sized strike forces that specialized in hit and run...guerilla... tactics.
Give my spheres away, randomly, to the other gods.
[6]So. 3 spheres, 3 gods. Who shall it be? [13,1,3] You fling them around rapidly and randomly! Ando so, darkpaladin109 gains the sphere of healthy eating, Objective gets the sphere of fine dining, and Sarrak gains the sphere of mixology. As you have given up your godhood, you cast yourself out of the heavens! Things go dark. A few moments later you wake up in what appears to be an unoccupied classroom...You hear maniacal laughter in the distance. What's that smell? Smells like cheese...
I rise... This will do, Yes yes... Grab the sphere of The otherworld...
[2] You manage to wake up from your dark slumber...and yet...you feel powerless.
More cheese and potato life!
[1+1] The heavenly potato patches lie fallow and the heavenly cheese dispensers lie empty! No creatures can be made this time.
Catch the catnip.
[6] You wake up and grab the catnip! This catnip makes you feel funny. You lick your paws to make sense of the changes. Paws? Yes paws, for you are now a cat.
Yes.
You knocked everyone out? Nice work. Boss will be pleased... Hey! You looking for some work? We could use some muscle like you.Create a beautiful and intelligent species based upon hate and cunning.
[1+1] You sit around planning on what to create...but you end up hating all the ideas you think of! Thus, nothing.
Time to do work
[1]Sitting around all day has gotten boring, so you decide to head into the factories. As you walk, you notice a group of Capitalists milling about on the sidewalk. You pay them no heed as you continue walking...until something impacts your head and it all goes black. A few hours later, you wake up. You are in an unfamiliar room strapped to a chair.
Bumpity.
[5] Somehow, your bumping forces and condenses energy into a form of life! The nature of bump forms a species of sentient penguins! The bumpty, as they are called, are known to have a very reflective skin. Anything that runs into them tend to bounce right off! They make their homes in the frigid northlands of the beach planet.
THE UNIVERSE!Celestial bodiesGiant mega-hot star radiating a rainbow of light, located in the center of the universe!
Planetoids of sand, glass, and molten materials. Depending on proximity to mega-star
-a small handful of sand planetoids experience plate tectonics!
Beach covered planet
Mega education planetoid, stocked with science textbooks and other related implements.
-revolved by am artificial restaurant moon
Two large planet sized hydrogen atoms
BAY 12, a lush planet with 12 bays
Cheese potato planet!
The reset console
Balloons filled with hydrogen
Cheese filled potato asteroids!
One area is massively irradiated.
large tear in the fabric of reality, spewing out sandpaper! Nearby is a sign the proclaims Sarrak's ownership of the area.
METALHEADS, living golems of metal! (Beach Planet)
The pink monks: wise, martial arts warrior humanoids! Imbued with the power of the eye of the tiger!(Beach Planet)
GOUDA GOLEMS: Semi-hard cheese golems! (Beach Planet)
Whizmen!Aerosol cheese in human form! Blessed with insane mad science!(Mega-Education Planetoid!)
Slugmen!: Humans with slug features, a seafaring society that worships Zeim (Beach Planet)
Apes!: Intellegent primates who have embraced ninjitsu (Beach Planet)
Glassmorphs:Glass exterior, sand interior(Bay 12)
Dorfs:subservient experimental fodder (education planetoid)
Dwarves: Exactly what you'd expect (Bay12)
Bumpty: deflective penguins (beach planet)
EPIC DRAGON (x1, guardian of a tribe of METALMEN) (Beach Planet)
SWEDISH MEAT TOBACCO AND LASER INFUSED CTHULHU (Beach Planet)
The METAL-CHEESE COLLECTIVE: A society of metalheads and gouda golems, living under the doctrine of collective anarchism as defined by Mikhail Bakunin(poketwo)! They flourish under a great society! (large. Beach planet)
-Capitalist's society: a spliter of the collective who are disillusioned with current methods (very small. Beach Planet)
The Dragon Clan: A tribe of METALHEADS protected by an EPIC DRAGON (small. Beach planet)
Idae Bana: Encompasses all intelligent apes, a feudal society who follow the tenets of ninja! (large. pre-industrial levels of technology. Beach planet)
Cuisinites: Cannibalistic Whizmen who have blend science with cooking. They are master chefs. Has the most refined cuisine. (restaurant moon)
Mad Whiz Council: A civilization of Whizmen who have embraced all of science, even some of the more unsavory elements. Now with access to the divine secrets of nuclear power(mega education planetoid)
Metalhead Wrestlers!: A group of metalhead performers and promoters, trying to bring entertainment to the world(beach planet)
A pile of magical fruit, created by Zeim
MEGA REALITY GUITAR
Dwarf Fortress 0.21.93.19a
Encyclopedia Randomica-The book that grants random knowledge (Beachplanet,slugmen)
DF2014 (bay12)
Objective: Goddess of mild amusement, pointing, fine dining!
smurfingtonthethird: God of POTATOES and CHEESE!
Sarrak:God of misconception, sandpaper, ignorance, mixology!
Gamerlord:Deicide, the god of death metal and Raw!
Harry Baldman:The god of hydrogen!
BlitzDungeoneer:Zeim, the god of lesser magic and boating!
Beirus:God of badassery and Epic poetry!
Worldmaster27: God of VIDEO GAMES!
TheFroggyNinja: God of science and !!SCIENCE!!!
The Ensorceler:God of Swedish Meatballs!
Sheb:God of Nuclear Power (cloud of atoms)
darkpaladin109: God of Ninjas, healthy eating (Half a body) Owner of Digital Illusions CE
Mayminaters: God of Hate and cunning
Erils: God of progress
Worldmaster27: God of Dwarves
poketwo: Transformed into Russian anarchist philosopher Mikhail Bakunin (beach planet)
Tavik Toth: The Shogun Gorilla: Guardian of ape-kind! (beach planet)
blazingglory: The God who gave it up, the mortal! (beach planet)
Gilgawulf: A badass fusion of Gilgamesh and Beowulf, guided by Beirus
Lyeos:Distributed away his godhood, now a mortal, (education planetoid)
Sinvara: a cat.
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