INDOCTRINATE THE METALHEADS IN THE WAYS OF THE WWE.
((You basically just gave me Pro Wrestling as a Sphere. Awesome.))
[2+1] In a divine sign, you show all of the METALHEADS the ways of dramatic violence! They take note and soon a number of different territories and companies spring up. So far its seems as if the top 4 companies are the Metal Maniacs Foundation, the Steel Slammer's Society, Raging Underground Steel Total and Benders Unlimited. Professional wresting is in its infancy....
Grab the sphere... of Dwarves
Then create phazon and disperse it onto the beach planet.
((One action at a time, buddy))
[5] Yup. God of Dwaves get.
Replace the ocean on the beach covered planet... With an ocean of wine!
[2] You wave your hands and a bottle of Merlot appears.
2012 vintage? The hell would drink this crap?Grab the sphere of DICE.
[3] Your desires to lord over six sided gambling devices fail to manifest in anything substantial. You do manage to acquire the Swedish video game maker Digital Illusions CE (DICE) after an aggressive buyout from EA.
Gift the slug people with potent magic.
[2] You require more training in the mystical arts, young god, before you can even fathom the mysteries of potent magic, let alone bestow it on large swathes of people!
Offer the various civilizations nuclear power if they'll worship me.
[4] Naturally the Whizmen of the Mad Whiz Council, weird science folks that they are, eagerly take up your offer. The begin constructing nuclear powered shrines in your name!
Let Gilgawulf continue on his epic quest, especially if it involves killing or taming and riding a Swedish Meat-Cthulu. Form the pink monks into an organized, badass society.
Teleport Swedish meat-thulu near Gilgawulf, in the hope that he can stop it.
[5 v 5] Gilgawulf, sword in hand, travels across the beach planet alone....Tales of the planet's lone dragon drive his footsteps. Gilgawulf walks to a nice coastline. Waves slowly ebb and flow on the sandy shores. Its peaceful... Perhaps a little too peaceful... The air slowly crackles with divine energy. The legendary warrior to-be stops and prepares himself. Something is coming. Something big. Something evil. Something...meaty? A large rift opens in front of Gilgawulf and brings forth an incomprehensible tentacled monster made up of Swedish meat and tobacco. The fell monster opens its fell mouth and shoots a massive laser beam at Gilgawulf! He raises his sword to deflect the laser! A bright light consumers the two! ... Will Gilgawulf defeat his first and greatest challenge? Will unlimited energies of Swedish meat-thulu devistate the beach planet? Find out next time! ON. SPHERES. OF. CREATION! *cue guitar riff*
Unfortunately since our adventurer Starn hasn't completely lost his memory of godhood,he doesn't quite know what's good for him.
Start punching Slugs until there aren't any left.
[5] Without even a slight delay, you deck the nearest slugman and knock him out! The rest of the bar soon breaks out into a drunken xenophobic slogfest. However, your human form is more fitter than expected. Well, fitter than all the slugmen at least, who are all now semi-conscious on the floor. You saunter over to a once occupied table and down a leftover banana beer as a self reward. As you drink, you hear a bunch voices coming from the door.
Alright crew, remember the plan, get in. knock some stalks. break some barrels. and get out. 3.2.1 Lets jam! a band of 5 slugmen burst through the door and see the handiwork you just made for yourself.
Oh. Um. Well. Looks like someone beat us here. Hey you! Did you do this?Keep advancing in technology and territory. Create a flag.
[4] Ninja apes have sufficiently advanced to preindustrial levels of technology!
Settle my creations on the Bay12 and teach them the godly art of Ignorance that can defy everything!
[6] You bring the glass morphs to Bay12. They manage to quickly overpopulate the new planet. Any new lifeforms to be settled will have lots of competition...
Grab the sphere of cunning.
[5] Yup, God of cunning get.
Grab the Sphere of progress and use its powers to enhance the technological and social development of the ninja apes
[4] You are now God of progress.
((Ugh, okay, I'll try posting properly now.))
I reawaken from my deep slumber as cat god!
[2] You dream of catnip. Strange.
Give the Whizmen a bucket of infinite lave for !!SCIENCE!!
[1+1] You spawn a bucket for the Whizmen, but you failed to properly link it with the plane of unlimited lava. The unremarkable bucket is lost soon thereafter.
THE UNIVERSE!Celestial bodiesGiant mega-hot star radiating a rainbow of light, located in the center of the universe!
Planetoids of sand, glass, and molten materials. Depending on proximity to mega-star
-a small handful of sand planetoids experience plate tectonics!
Beach covered planet
Mega education planetoid, stocked with science textbooks and other related implements.
-revolved by am artificial restaurant moon
Two large planet sized hydrogen atoms
BAY 12, a lush planet with 12 bays
Cheese potato planet!
The reset console
Space debris Balloons filled with hydrogen
Cheese filled potato asteroids!
Notable quadrantOne area is massively irradiated.
large tear in the fabric of reality, spewing out sandpaper! Nearby is a sign the proclaims Sarrak's ownership of the area.
Created Life!Sentients!METALHEADS, living golems of metal! (Beach Planet)
The pink monks: wise, martial arts warrior humanoids! Imbued with the power of the eye of the tiger!(Beach Planet)
GOUDA GOLEMS: Semi-hard cheese golems! (Beach Planet)
Whizmen!Aerosol cheese in human form! Blessed with insane mad science!(Mega-Education Planetoid!)
Slugmen!: Humans with slug features, a seafaring society that worships Zeim (Beach Planet)
Apes!: Intellegent primates who have embraced ninjitsu (Beach Planet)
Glassmorphs:Glass exterior, sand interior(Bay 12)
Non-Sentients!EPIC DRAGON (x1, guardian of a tribe of METALMEN) (Beach Planet)
SWEDISH MEAT TOBACCO AND LASER INFUSED CTHULHU (space)
Societies of note!The METAL-CHEESE COLLECTIVE: A society of metalheads and gouda golems, living under the doctrine of collective anarchism as defined by Mikhail Bakunin(poketwo)! They flourish under a great society! (large. Beach planet)
-Capitalist's society: a spliter of the collective who are disillusioned with current methods (very small. Beach Planet)
The Dragon Clan: A tribe of METALHEADS protected by an EPIC DRAGON (small. Beach planet)
Idae Bana: Encompasses all intelligent apes, a feudal society who follow the tenets of ninja! (large. pre-industrial levels of technology. Beach planet)
Cuisinites: Cannibalistic Whizmen who have blend science with cooking. They are master chefs. Has the most refined cuisine. (restaurant moon)
Mad Whiz Council: A civilization of Whizmen who have embraced all of science, even some of the more unsavory elements. Now with access to the divine secrets of nuclear power(mega education planetoid)
Metalhead Wrestlers!: A group of metalhead performers and promoters, trying to bring entertainment to the world(beach planet)
Divine artifacts!A pile of magical fruit, created by Zeim
MEGA REALITY GUITAR
Dwarf Fortress 0.21.93.19a
Encyclopedia Randomica-The book that grants random knowledge (Beachplanet,slugmen)
DF2014 (bay12)
THE PANTHEON!Objective: Goddess of mild amusement and pointing!
smurfingtonthethird: God of POTATOES and CHEESE!
Sarrak:God of misconception, sandpaper, ignorance!
Gamerlord:Deicide, the god of death metal and Raw!
Harry Baldman:The god of hydrogen!
BlitzDungeoneer:Zeim, the god of lesser magic and boating!
Beirus:God of badassery and Epic poetry!
Lyeos:God of healthy eating,fine dining, and mixology!
Worldmaster27: God of VIDEO GAMES!
TheFroggyNinja: God of science and !!SCIENCE!!!
The Ensorceler:God of Swedish Meatballs!
Sheb:God of Nuclear Power (cloud of atoms)
darkpaladin109: God of Ninjas (Half a body) Owner of Digital Illusions CE
Mayminaters: God of Hate and cunning
Erils: God of progress
Worldmaster27: God of Dwarves
Divine Avatarspoketwo: Transformed into Russian anarchist philosopher Mikhail Bakunin (beach planet)
Tavik Toth: The Shogun Gorilla: Guardian of ape-kind! (beach planet)
blazingglory: The God who gave it up, the mortal! (beach planet)
Gilgawulf: A badass fusion of Gilgamesh and Beowulf, guided by Beirus