Nudge a sand-sphere out of orbit.
[5] In your spare moment of life. You push a single sand orb out of orbit! You watch it collide with a few other sand orbs...forming a large sand-covered planetoid! A smile crosses your face before you die a painful death....again.
MURDER SMURFINGTON BY SUFFOCATING HIM WITH HIS FUCKING POTATOS
[autofail] You relish the thought of brutally killing the god of potatoes and cheese with his own implements! Being a snail in searing hot cheese does that. Perhaps you can sabotage him through manipulation of the existing universe?
Play the MOST EPIC GUITAR SOLO and bring METAL to this miserable excuse for a universe.
[1+1] THE GOD OF DEATH METAL SNEERS AT THIS PUNY UNIVERSE. HE GOES FOR HIS GUITAR!....BUT IT'S BEING REPAIRED AT THE SHOP! NOT COOL!
Conjure loads and loads of hydrogen!
[2+1] Lets create hydrogen! Lots and lots of hydrogen! So much hydrogen! Yay hydrogen! The god of hydrogen creates an abundant amount of hydrogen! The only issue seems to be that all the hydrogen is encased in balloons...odd...
I make an elementary school on one of the glass spheres.
[5+1] The god of elementary science sets forth to create a place of learning! A place where future life can benefit from his teachings! And so he builds..and builds..and builds! uh oh... might have gone a little too overboard with design of school. You create a massive, comprehensive, education center that encompasses kindergarten all the way to university study! The glass sphere you built the school on shatters! Nevertheless, the school is large enough to be its own celestial body...its empty halls sailing through the void.
Point out that planetoids of sand should have their core turn into other rocks under the pressure.
[3] Your attempts to bring science and logic from "the other side" are mildly successful! A handful of sand orbs now experience tectonic shifting!
Create a collection of 1000+ fruits which upon consumption, greant a person 1 random magical power.
[4+1] You imbue your power in a collection of fruits! In a moment of sheer brilliance, you are able to divide the fruits into two types! One which imbues the eater with supernatural powers. Another fuses the eater with an element of nature. Now the only question....Where should this "fruit of the gods" go? At least you have them all in One Giant Pile
Being an Ignorant God of Misconception (sphere, mere existence of which I wholesomely ignore), I call forth the temperature disturbances in the matter of the universe, giving it the conception of Difference!
((Oh my, being an Ignorant God of Misconception proves to be an insanely hard job))
[2] You feel like doing something....but you are misconceived!
THE UNIVERSE!Celestial bodiesGiant mega-hot star radiating a rainbow of light, located in the center of the universe!
Planetoids of sand, glass, and molten materials. Depending on proximity to mega-star
-a small handful of sand planetoids experience plate tectonics!
-single giant sand planetoid
Mega education planetoid.
Space debrisRandom packs of menthol flavored cigarettes
Balloons filled with hydrogen
Notable quadrantOne area is massively irradiated.
Misc. CreationsA pile of magical fruit, created by Zeim
THE PANTHEON!blazing glory: God of Love and Healing!
Objective: Goddess of mild amusement!
smurfingtonthethird: God of POTATOES and CHEESE!
Sheb: God of uncontrolled nuclear force! (causes periodic explosions)
Sarrak:God of misconception!
Gamerlord:Deicide, the god of death metal!
Harry Baldman:The god of hydrogen!
BlitzDungeoneer:Zeim, the god of lesser magic!
The Froggy Ninja:God of elementary school science!
Divine bad luck!
darkpaladin109: a snail trapped in divine fondue!
Lyeos: Trapped in a perpetual cycle of rebirth, life, and death!