I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!!
FIND OUT Xeljanz's WEAKNESS!
THEN GATHER MY LOYAL FORCES
[6]Well, let's see... as a bug type he is naturally weak to...
Personally, he is also weak to a semi-addictive plant nectar produced by certain flowers native to Cheesistan as well as particularly attractive female pokemon of compatible egg-types.
[7]Apparently, that's a good portion of your soldiers - they thought that the coup was a bit hasty.
ENJOY TEA AND CRUMPETS WITH CHINESE SOUNDING GENERAL
[5]Kim Song Woo has tea and crumpets with you while discussing your plans for military rule and expansion. ( At 5, you only get a Korean sounding general. ) (( My apologies to Koreans everywhere, I really did try to research Korean nomenclature but I got lazy and gave up because I needed to get this post out before the thread died again. ))
((What about my hadoken?))
(( Oh shit... Sorry. v_v Umm... I just rolled and it's a [5]. So. idk. Want a +2 on your next roll? ))
((Sure, that works.))
Mass PK Kiai the Prince.
Mass PK Fire the Prince.
((I think I have PK Fire. If not, go with Hadoken))
[7+2] The prince's heart explodes from the force of the blow. You monster.
[1] The prince catches fire. The katamari catches fire. The surrounding trees catch fire. All burn. The katamari continues rolling without the prince's guidance and every living thing in it is also on fire. Also the katamari continues picking things up as it goes along, leaving a flaming trail of destruction. Good job breaking it, hero.
Escape the grimoire.
If that fails attempt to merge with the grimoire.
[6]You escape the grimoire.
[5]Well... Now we have the Dark Trap Lord.
Complete United Stations project
Begin work on a grand headquarters for the United Stations
[7]It's a long hard day of work, but you have got it done. No time for a ribbon cutting ceremony, the United Stations is open for business! Hopefully the paint dries before people start coming in.
[7]The grand headquarters is progressing quickly.
Kill the Scyther.
Make tree blockade.
[6](( So very, very tempted to be a dick and be like "Which Scyther"? )) You kill all the Scythers who attacked you except one who escapes to tell the tale.
[1] You tree blockade catches fire from the heat coming of the katamari. Also, it gets rolled up into the flaming katamari. Now it's a bigger flaming katamari.
Roll to be rescued by the King.
[7]
Royal Rainbow!!Roll to save the world
[5]Uh... Deus Ex Machina??? * chunks all of Cheesistan and surrounding countries into a pocket dimension to save the rest of the world from all the chaos in Cheesistan *