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[CaptainMcClellan]

((Thread necro? ))

Write a tome about the recent history of Cheesistan.
Go and find Giegue/Maria!

((He will write about everything that happened since he has arrived so he basically has alot of catching up to do in his diar... *Cheesistan Prophet breaks through the fourth wall!* Ahhhhhhhhh I'm sorry it's a tome! A TOME! THE SHADOWY HORROR! *I curl up in the corner of the room and begin to cry!*))

[7]THE TOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE.
[7]You find Giegue, then help Giegue find Maria.

Just relax until a new challenger appears.

[3]* siren blares * A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
~Luigi steps out of the shadows and throws a fireball at you!

KHRONE, THE GREAT WAR GOD OF THE WARP. WE SCYTHERS (AND A SCIZOR) ARE GOING TO SACRIFICE THIS HORNED AND GREY HUMANOID TO YOU. *points at kanaya* WE WANT AT LEAST A SMALL BOOST OF OF CLOSE MARTIAL POWERS SO TO KILL OUR ENEMIES EASIER. BUT WE WOULD LIKE SOMETHING THAT IS ABLE TO KILL THE PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT OF CHEESISTAN, ALTHOUGH THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD WOULD POSSIBLY REQUIRE TRILLIONS TO BE KILLED. SO WE ARE SETTING GOALS THAT WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE TO YOU. ALSO, WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE FOR A VERY LARGE RITUAL INVOLVING ICHOR BY THE WAY?   

ME: GET OUT OF COMA

[7]Khrone: * considers it. *

KHRONE ACCEPTS SACRIFICE OF ICHOR, AS IT IS BASICALLY BUG-BLOOD. KHRONE ALSO ACCEPTS BLOOD OF THE STRANGE OTHERUNIVERSAL BEING. KHRONE CONCERNS HIMSELF MORE WITH DEATH THAN BLOOD SPECIFICALLY. KHRONE GOES NOW TO CONFER WITH THE DEITY OF EXPLOSIVES TO PROCURE ASSISTANCE IN YOUR DELIGHTFUL LITTLE WAR.

[1]No! It's your coma and you'll stay in it!

Tear off my leg and beat the door open with it!

[3]You beat the bloody pulp against the door to no avail.

CMC: Present antenna-toaster and threaten that it is a new weapon of mass destruction that I will unleash unless the violence ends.
Giegue: Help Maria!
Kanaya: drink own blood from open wounds to sate hunger and boost healing.
Khrone: Confer with the deity of Explosives.
Luigi: Have a match with Lyeos in the arena?

[4]Most of the scythers are worried about the alligience with Khrone, but my weapon really phases them. They don't think I'll use it and they don't know what it does, but they're worried that it is highly dangerous. They voice their concerns to their leader.
[5]Using complex PSI techniques, you are able to wake Maria.
[6] You suck blood out of a particularly grievous shoulder-wound.
[1] Khrone departs to another realm to discuss with Bombastus and Bombarossa, two of the primary explosion and explosive-related deities. Vulcanus, god of mountains and volcanos gets jealous and encases them in obsidian then punishes the scythers with a sudden eruption that has lava heading toward the capitol...
[1]Nope. Back to Super Smash Bros. so that you can help me win tourneys.

Luigi: * exits through a warp-pipe to return to Smash Bros. *

(( NOTICE! IF YOU WANT REGULAR UPDATES, SOMEONE WILL NEED TO EMAIL ME AT MY EMAIL ON A REGULAR BASIS! My email is saturnstarinc2@gmail.com . Preferably, you confer amongst yourselves and select someone for the task, rather than all emailing me! ))

Edit: (( I have finals coming up soon, so... ))

[Prophet]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show them my tome.
Be HAPPY!

[Lyeos]

Stand there like a man ghost and let it pass through my body.

[blazing glory]

Eat the door!

[CaptainMcClellan]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show them my tome.
Be HAPPY!

[4]Giegue: * waves 7]you off, still trying to make sure Maria is okay.
[7]Yes.

Stand there like a man ghost and let it pass through my body.

[5]You are unharmed

Eat the door!

[4]You are unharmed.

Kanaya: Keep attacking?

[1]A well aimed Scyther blow hits your  forearm, severing a tendon and making it impossible to wield your chainsaw. You keep attacking, but you're continually getting further and further lacerated.

[Prophet]

Help Giegue.
Pull laptop out of thin air my robe.

[blazing glory]

Where was I again?

[Lyeos]

Search for literal seeds of destruction.

[poketwo]

GET OUT OF MY COMA

[CaptainMcClellan]

Help Giegue.
Pull laptop out of thin air my robe.

[3]He has it handled and doesn't really want your help at the moment.
[2]No. That is impossible.

Where was I again?

[6]Why good sir, you're in prison! Or some such... You're confined in a sealed cell at any rate.

Search for literal seeds of destruction.

[1] "I have a bad feeling about this..." You don't find any seeds of destruction, however deep in some catacomb chamber you manage to find ( and destroy ) one of the world's various containment artifacts. An evil spirit of some sort is released as a puff of black smoke. Fortunately, you are a ghost so it can't possess or kill you. Unfortunately, it's magics can be a problem for us all.

GET OUT OF MY COMA

[5]Awaken.

Manifest a physical form via the instructions in the book...

[7]Sure. Welcome to humanity. Enjoy mortality. Also, that feeling you're feeling inside that's making you feel kind of weird and a little weak in the knees? That's hunger. You should go try to find a meal now. (( Didn't this happen already? Oh whatever. ))

CaptainMcClellan: Continue threatening Scythers with my antenna-toaster.
Kanaya: Cry out for help as you're mercilessly being sliced and diced.
Giegue: PSI Lifeup

[5]They back away more and more from the Capitol building.
[6]When suddenly there was a guy with shades and a double-barreled shot gun. He came in from the east, killing scythers. He hears Kanaya's scream and alters his path towards her, also using a dead Scyther's scythe to decapitate Scythers when he has to reload. However, it's not all good news... When he sees Kanaya isn't human he points the shot gun at her.
[2]Maria's HP is already full. Prophet's HP is already full. Giegue's HP is already full.

Plot: HEY. IS ANYONE GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE LAVA HEADING TOWARD THE CAPITOL? AKA WHERE YOU ALL ARE RIGHT NOW?

[Lyeos]

Woo! Dance party in the middle of Cheesistan!

[poketwo]

NOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIES

[CaptainMcClellan]

NOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIES

And where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? 

[poketwo]

NOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIES

And where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? 

WE ALREADY HAVE HER

[CaptainMcClellan]

NOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIES

And where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? 

WE ALREADY HAVE HER

Who?