Here, was talking to CMC, got the update from him for the sake of continuing. Arena bit's not finished.
Kanaya, use Beirus as a human shield whenever he uses PK Starstorm?
Lyeos: Ebay?
Lyeos: Take a nap.
[8]You get into a heated bid war, your pride overwhelming your frugality. You get the book... at 1235$
[7]Once it hits you that you
really just spent 1.2k on a book for a girl that you only kind of know, you become severely disappointed in yourself. Like most of us, there is only one way to deal with that sort of weariness... a good long, nap. Rest well friend.
ESTABLISH NEW CONSTITUION OF CHEESISTAN, BASED ON SUCH VIRTUES AS BACON, ELECTRIFICATION, AND DENTAL FLOSS.
[8]Yay! You are now at war with the Republic, creating a 5th faction vying for control of the Cheesistani region. Better get your army together.
Arena Beirus: Fuck forfeiting, I'm in it to win it. PK Kiai!
Arena Beirus: PK Starstorm!
Arena Beirus: Finish with a Shoryuken.
And now back to non-arena shenanigans.
Super-kid: Sleep. Dream.
Beirus: Fix the PSI Shield.
Thattaboy Beirus, we'll keep her out of Cheesistan!
* gives Beirus a totally worthless badge of achievement that I just drew in GIMP. *
[2]Nope. Too freaked out.
[6]Yay! Victory is yours! The PSI Shield dissipates.
Try to develop a new magical power!
[6]You develop a way to mentally scratch your back by channeling mana. Good job.
These last couple of weeks have been killer, ugh.
Find out what the hell has been going on while I've been gone.
Poke CMC
Yeah, no kidding. Anyways...
[AUTO]Things. Things have been happening. For example, the Uber Bone Golem just dropped Lyeos's corpse in front of you to fix. Also, I'm decently sure Rasputin is still waiting for you.
[AUTO]Nu... I'm elsewhere plotting world domination! ( jk, I'll roll for it. )
[5]You cast "dowze" on your finger and use it to find me in my SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR. You poke me in the back and I spaz out, dropping everything on the floor.
START TRAINING THE SCYTHERS FOR WAR
CAUSE CHAOS IN THE CHEESISTAN MILITARY
First, welcome back poketwo! It's been a bit. ( Or, it feels like it has anyway. )
[7]TEN-HUT. You whip all of your Scythers into shape with the power of Stalinist brutality and Leninist dogma. Congrats.
[5]You start an automated gossip/blackmail machine that makes everyone in the military miserable.
CMC: Poke Ckisocoa in revenge
Giegue: Sense that something's wrong with Maria and get help.
[4]The revenge poke is much less spectacular.
[2]More oblivious than... * insert clever analogy/pop culture reference *