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Total Members Voted: 11

[CaptainMcClellan]

((After a period of self-discovery))

Rethink life choices.

(( Oh. What? ))

[Lyeos]

((Update is what.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Update is what.))

(( Remind me on the 5th or 6th, I'm going to a party later today and I'm already in desperate need of sleep. Besides, I'm desperately trying to console a friend with some serious issues and accrue the money requisite to go see my girlfriend before she explodes. Not to mention trying to get my college affairs straight and many other distracting real life things. ))

[Lyeos]

It's the fifth, CMC.

Oh! Another thread reminded me!

Attempts to get to ceesistan faster.

"Hah! Check out the first page for rules on actions! Hah! Kevak will never find a Trap appropriate for me!"

I have a few ideas.

A trap is not me! 

[smurfingtonthethird]

It's the sixth in Australia! Shenanigans are called!

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Well now that I'm girlfriendless once more and for the foreseeable future, let's get this shitstain rolling again. I'm back to wanting to kill Kanaya so all you fuckers who want her in Cheesistan, too damn bad. Do not push me, I don't have far to go to break and I still have metric tons of other shit to do. I'm just gonna use all the time I would've spent with Ro and our dragons fucking this place up instead. C'mon everyone. Should be fun right? ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Lyeos:Download a PDF. Like I do for tabletops and whatnot.

UBG: Take it to a Cleric...

[3]Error 404-File not found.
[7]You carefully pick up the remains of Lyeos and gently hold them in your hands as if they were sparrow eggs. Then you carefully bring them to Ckisocoa.

Sulk more.

[3]Noone but the GM can sulk right now.

((I didn't get more Ki bars after using PSI Magnet? ))

Me: Teach Super kid to get himself under control. +1 Ki bar

Me: Try to fix that PSI Shield thing again. +1 Ki bar

[8+1] He actually knocks himself out from focusing too hard
[1+1]... But the PSI Shield persists.

REMIND THE GM THAT I DESTROYED THE B BUTTON.
AMASS MORE SCYTHERS

[6]GM is made aware of this, but he fixed it so whatever.
[4]You catch about 10 more.

I'm bored. Well, when in doubt,

GENOCIDE

[1]Fuck you. *bats you back into deepspace with the Home-Run Bat *

WHIP OUT SURPRISE SCYTHER

"I EXPECT YOU TO BE REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES"

[5]I back up. "What are you gonna do with that?"
[5]"This won't end well for you, y'know." * I leave with the President *

((After a period of self-discovery))

Rethink life choices.

[2]There's no time to think when you have "Flash advertizements!" Pop-ups everywhere for you.

CaptainMcClellan: Get tired of everything and start making weapons of mass destruction.

Maria: Rest along side Giegue for now.

[7]Yay! Happy Happy Fun Bomb of Instant Death is now.
[8]MORE COMA.

Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

Kanaya: Use distraction to your advantage to decapitate CMC
CMC: Dodge and jab Kanaya in the solar plexus with the end of my pool-cleaning rod
[4]vs[5]
CMC dodges just in time and jabs Kanaya, winding her and knocking her off balance. ( As well as nauseating her. ) 500 damage. (( Yes, I checked, that's what happens when you get hit in the solar plexus. Are you all happy that you made me punch myself? ))
CMC: Jab Kanaya in a pressure point on her wrist with knuckle, causing her to lose grip of chainsaw.
KanayaBite in neck while at close quarters
[16]vs[9] Kanaya drops the chain saw and fails to bite CMC's neck. No damage.
Kanaya: Rip out jugular and exsanguinate
CMC: Jab in throat with pool cleaning rod to make her release instead of ripping out throat
[15]vs[9] Kanaya rips out CMC's right jugular. Critical damage and bleeding for 500 a turn. 3000

Beirus: Kick CMC in the shin
[20] FUCK. 4000 damage CMC's shin is broken. CMC concedes to Beirus. Beirus defeats me and now must fight Kanaya himself. CMC limps away brokenly to spectate.

CMC: 4598/12000 Extreme pain Bleeding Pale Tagged out.
Kanaya 9200/12000 Nauseated Winded
Beirus: 12000/12000

[Lyeos]

Kanaya, use Beirus as a human shield whenever he uses PK Starstorm?

Lyeos: Ebay?
Lyeos: Take a nap.

[LordSlowpoke]

ESTABLISH NEW CONSTITUTION OF CHEESISTAN, BASED ON SUCH VIRTUES AS BACON, ELECTRIFICATION AND DENTAL FLOSS

[Beirus]

Arena Beirus: Fuck forfeiting, I'm in it to win it. PK Kiai!
Arena Beirus: PK Starstorm!
Arena Beirus: Finish with a Shoryuken.

And now back to non-arena shenanigans.

Super-kid: Sleep. Dream.
Beirus: Fix the PSI Shield.

[Prophet]

Try to develop a new magical power!

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( This all that's posting commands? ))

[ckisocoa]

These last couple of weeks have been killer, ugh.
Find out what the hell has been going on while I've been gone.
Poke CMC

[WillowLuman]

((IDK what's going on either, but you might want to know that CMC is taking a 1 week break))

[ckisocoa]

Ah, cool cool. Currently talking to him on Steam, and I hadn't asked. Heh ( ￣ω￣)o彡ﾟ