Do
not let me forget to finish this...
Dramatic Music Plays While you read the remainder of this paragraph I know, I know. You've been waiting for a week and stopped believing this update was coming. Guess what, it's here! And it's amazing!
Send Maria this message. "Sorry about leaving. I had to go fight against a revolution. After we had won my men have turned on me and have captured me
so it might be a while before I see you and Giegue again." ((I'm just going to assume that my cultist have captured me.))
Sulk in room/cell.
[1]The cultists intercept this message and it never reaches its recipient.
[5]You sulk.
Lyeos:Eh. Purchase that book about possession.
UBG:Search for Lyeos's corpse. Maybe we can find a Cleric...?
"Don't thank me until you can actually use it. But you're welcome."
*Examine it! What does my scanner say about it's appearance?*
[1]Out of Stock.
[4]You're out walking, looking for Lyeos's corpse.
*Squeeesh* You look down at your foot. Oops. Well on the upside, you found it.
More potato people!
Give potato people advanced technology.
[1]Nope. The spawning of potato people is done.
[5]They have tech that is slightly more advanced than the humans' but it's not really enough to give them a combat advantage.
BUILD MORE SCYTHER SPAWNERS
MEGA EVOLVE
[4]You build an additional Scyther Spawner.
[2]The GM presses B.
FORCE PRESIDENT TO DECLARE TEMPORARY EXTRATERRITORIALITY OF CAPITAL, FORCING CMC TO RETURN INSIDE BORDERS OF CHEESISTAN
[3]Such a complex legality would require more than the President's orders.
Приходите и выпить со мной черт возьми.
Give him another bottle of Vodka.
[7]Rasptuin agrees.
[2]You don't have another bottle.
Teach Superkid to control his powers. +1 Ki bar for competence
Get this PSI Shield thing under control. +1 more ki bar fr competence if the first doesn't count for both rolls.
[1+1]You're stumped at how to deal with the issue.
[1+1]Still stuck.
(( That's two Ki bars remaining, yeah? ))
CaptainMcClellan: Rescue the President
[7]I shoot LSP in the arm, grab the president and pull him behind me, then retrain my gun on LSP.
"Are you ready to give up yet?"
CMC: Don't let genitals be cut off by chainsaw. ((Their my first arena command. )) ((Yes this is mostly a joke.))
Kanaya: Well... Make CMC so ridiculously tiny that he falls through the cracks that are likely in the Arena floor. Or something. So, so very tiny, that he
cannot lift his weapons.
.... Keheheheh..
Beirus: Kick CMC in the shin!
Kanaya:
CMC:
CMC:
Kanaya:
(( I'm too tired to finish, but this is an update. Bug me to finish it tommorrow.))