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[CaptainMcClellan]

(Am I the only player who still cares about the Tetris God?)

(He's injured atm. I'm not even gonna roll for him next turn because he's unconscious. He kinda got upstaged by the lawyers a lot and then warped into space. Besides that, I was intending to have him defeated with a game of Block Battle that Tune proposed, but he keeps going "Eh, maybe later", so I keep stalling. Really we should've beaten him by now most likely, depending on how good you all are at Tetris. His brother might stop in as a Crazy Hand boss, but even if he does, it's not really much to be worried about.)

[Beirus]

((Is it odd that the dice hated the rest of us, but seemed to LIKE Tune for that turn? Also, how long will it take Superman to grow up?))

Begin training Superman in the ways of Ki and PSI, in addition to helping him harness his other super powers.

Teach Superman the Super Saiyan transformation.

((He will be the Great Super Saiyaman!))

[~Neri]

Equius: Summon Horde of Robots to swarm at CMC with.

Equius: Smash CMC's face into your knee.

Equius: "Nut Cracker." ((Thats just good fighting combo sense.))


Kevak: Turn the Asteroid Belt into a massive series of shipyards and solar panel arrays.

Kevak: Gas Miners on Jupiter.

((Lets get all 4x on this.))

[TamerVirus]

Branch out into pharmaceuticals!

Also, point out that my restaurants operate under the legal principles of parody, citing specifically:
Mattel v. MCA Records, 296 F.3d 894
Suntrust Bank v. Houghton Mifflin Co. 268 F. 3d. 1257.
Starbucks v. Starbarks

Then mention that any reasonable person would be able to differentiate the compared businesses.

Finally conclude that McDonald's et all have not filed trademarks in the Cheesistani trademark office anyway

[Lolfail0009]

Introduce even kinkier hentai.

Create adult-only branch of the fast food company.

[WillowLuman]

(Right then, there's only one helpful thing I can do, since I am incapable of doing anything against the lawyers.)

Free the poor knights already!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Branch out into pharmaceuticals!

Also, point out that my restaurants operate under the legal principles of parody, citing specifically:
Mattel v. MCA Records, 296 F.3d 894
Suntrust Bank v. Houghton Mifflin Co. 268 F. 3d. 1257.
Starbucks v. Starbarks

Then mention that any reasonable person would be able to differentiate the compared businesses.

Finally conclude that McDonald's et all have not filed trademarks in the Cheesistani trademark office anyway

(( Clever! If it works, you get a gold star. I really can't think of a way this won't work though...  ))

Introduce even kinkier hentai.

(( NO! ANYTHING BEYOND ULTRAPORN WILL MAKE PEOPLE'S  BRAINS MELT AND GENITALS EXPLODE!))

(Right then, there's only one helpful thing I can do, since I am incapable of doing anything against the lawyers.)

Free the poor knights already!

(( Even though a 5 or a 6 would be sufficient, I really hope you get a 7. ))

(( @All: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY-FRIENDLY GAME! WHAT HAPPENED!? ))

[smurfingtonthethird]

TRAITORS, I WOULD HAVE FIXED THAT FOR YOU IF YOU WEREN'T DICKS

Explode the planet into lots of little pieces, get my power back.

Retreat back to the shield world and start gaining more power.

((why are my own people trying to attack a very powerful god of their own species, it's like kicking a tank))

[Lolfail0009]

Introduce even kinkier hentai.

THE PLAN SHALL COME TO FRUITION.

Pun may or may not be intentional.

Also, family-friendly? On the same forum that discusses harvesting the bones of mermaid slaves?

[CaptainMcClellan]

((why are my own people trying to attack a very powerful god of their own species, it's like kicking a tank))

(( The evil(er) potato monster demands it. Kill it and you're a hero. Probably. Also, because you rolled an 8. And they may not recognize you're even one of them.  ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

You guys, I was just editing the Wiki and you know what I realized!? We forgot to celebrate Mitzi's birthday!!! Happy 1020th!

Also, before we forget, Ckisocoa's birthday is today. * FANFARE *

[poketwo]

POINT OUT THAT JAPAN IS DESTROYED

[smurfingtonthethird]

POINT OUT THAT JAPAN IS DESTROYED

*eye twitch*

[WillowLuman]

POINT OUT THAT JAPAN IS DESTROYED

*eye twitch*

(And thus, in the vacuum resultant, French animation became the heavyweight champion of international Nerd television! All your favorite shows now look like this:

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[Prophet]

((Happy birthday Ckisocoa.))