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Total Members Voted: 11

[WillowLuman]

(Looks like the laywers are out of the way...)

Free the trapped knights!

Adapt the Lyrics for Beelzeboss and use it against the Tetris god!

[~Neri]

I vote Equius Zahhak

Build magma proof probes.

Build construction probes.

Boredom primarily, also thought you may find space amusing.

[Prophet]

Train with my scythe.
Summon shadow minions.

[poketwo]

DEPLOY MY ARMY AGAINST THE LAWERS

[Beirus]

((So I'm a Force Ghost now? Also, I thought My meteor strike was supposed to hit last turn.))

Go find some kid with deep untapped wells of Ki and potential that I can mentor. Maybe a young Ryu, Ken, or Gohan, because we need more copyright infringement.

Go Super Saiyan God now! Hope it somehow miraculously reforms a body for me.

[Lyeos]

((CMC! Make her let go! No touching! Bad! Baaaad!))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((So I'm a Force Ghost now? Also, I thought My meteor strike was supposed to hit last turn.))

((Oh yeah. Hang tight a sec, I'll fix it.))

METEOR STRIKE FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Several lawyers are... [4]Moderately injured. The Tetris god is... [3]hit by a pebble sized meteor in the foot. I am...[5]hit in the ribs by a potato-sized meteor, cracking the ribs and bruising the lung. Tune's camp is...[7]Direct hit with Sephiroth's meteor which phases through two layers of the shielding but then is partially deflected by the third, landing beside Arcadia without damaging it. ( As a mercy intervention. ) The Trap Temple is...[1]Totally missed by the meteor that wipes out two or three nearby buildings. The largest meteor lands in an uninhabited stretch of rural Cheesistani land somewhere between Arcadia, Microphonia, and Mt. Beirus. Roll d4 to see what alien life-form it contains...

1. A fallen star ( from Stardust. )
2. Deoxysis
3. Superman
4. JENOVA

[3] Congratulations! Who wants to raise baby Clark Kent?

Does anyone get superpowers from getting hit with a meteorite? ( Heads yes, Tails no. )

Nope. This more your garden variety meteor-strike. Supahman just happened to be in this one.

(( I hope that was satisfactory. If not, you could always try again. ))

((CMC! Make her let go! No touching! Bad! Baaaad!))

(( XD I know what you mean. Try asking politely. She'll be really disappointed and might pout/cry/etc. but will comply.))

(( Also, did you notice how my succession fort reached such high levels of insanity they had to call in the toad? I froze it to crystallize such a legendary moment.

[Lyeos]

((Your rant, yes. Anyway!))

"Leggoleggoleggoleggoleggo! What do I have to do to make you let go?"

[CaptainMcClellan]

Marchioness: * the most pitiful "hurt" face ever * * slips out of his arms and goes to sit in the corner * Sorry...

[Lyeos]

"Huh. Surprisingly easy. I thought you were going to demand a kiss or something like that. Sucks for you."

[CaptainMcClellan]

Marchioness: No... You wouldn't have done it anyway. * curls up into a ball of melodrama. *

(( So. Lyeos. How long do you think I should keep my fort locked down? You still want a turn, yes? ))

[Lyeos]

((Aye, but the same problem remains. I'm about to go offline for a few days. Plus, other people are waiting to play/post.))

Lyeos: "Actually, I probably would have to get you to let go of me, but you already have, so..." *Lyeos skips towards his robot, in possibly the most cruel way he can manage.*

[CaptainMcClellan]

Marchioness: * deep, exaggerated sigh * _{Please come back... I'd at least like that kiss.} * mopes for X amount of turns, where X is the number of turns people ignore her moping. *

(( Oh yeah? Well that sucks. You make this game much more interesting. Also, who else besides you is waiting? ))

[Lyeos]

((Weren't there like two other people? And is whatsherface done? And... Thanks.))

Lyeos: "You can get it if you can catch me!" *Lyeos stops. Like, completely unmoving stops. Not even preparing to sprint away stops.*


((My cruelty has no limits...))

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Yeah, I don't remember. Also escondida lost all my respect so I don't give a flying damn whether she gets to finish her turn or not. Also, who was it who called in the moderators on me? It wasn't you was it? If it was, I forgive you, but if it was Escondida than f*** her. I may've been a little out of line, but hot damn, you shouldn't be such a... well, that was always the problem wasn't it? ))

Marchioness: * looks up * Really? * attempts to tackle-hug Lyeos *

(( I too have no qualms about torturing fictional characters. Seriously though, do give her a break now and again though. I don't want to make her existence a complete hell all the time. Just most of the time. Even an Iron Buttmonkey needs a little bit of affection/sympathy. ))