Tune: Be able to use all of my materia anyway and do as such
Tune: look at all the falling tetris blocks while deciding if I should help
[8]CONFUSING SYNTAX IS CONFUSING. GM DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS BACKFIRE.
[5]You look, you think maybe that you should. Then you get side-tracked by the television.
Build large corporate office tower!
[7]Hooray! Tallest building in Cheesistan.
Send cultist to attack the Tetris god.
Attack Tetris god with shadow scythe.
[6]* Trapisti Battle Cry * * Trapist leaps forward off a building and lands knife-first on top of the Tetris god.
[3] He has reworked his defenses.
((What the heck did I just read?))
Mitzi: Yell "This is acceptable!"
Lyeos: Go be completely emotionless while laying on a bench somewhere.
[3]While it's not out of character for you to do so, you don't feel like it today.
[5]You are a sword, you cannot "go" anywhere without help. (( Did I not make it clear that you failed to become human again or were you trying to use telekinesis? ))
(( Et voila.
http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Mitzi ))
Continue playing the song, to buff all currently battling the Tetris god.
Raise the Knights' spirits again, they're already dead and so cannot die!
[7]But of course! The song's like over 7 minutes long.
[2]It's not that they're redying, it's more that they're pinned under the Square block.
FINISHES CONVERSION
EATS CHILD STEAKS
[4]Your people are lazy and incompetent. Work is slow.
[7]That's some tasty veal-burgers. (( You have to have known I wouldn't allow cannibalism right? C'mon man, y'know me better than that.))
Pray to the GOD OF TETRIS
Make holy hand grenades.
In the process of making said grenades, get holy water.
[4]He answers your prayer, with a T-block onto your foot.
[1]HA HA. HA HA HA. NO.
Well then, fuck it. Ignore him, and acquire heavy duty electric cables and motors.
[6]You acquire the things for what is presumably mad science.
Give Sollux an actual spaceship.
Build a fleet.
[7]HHHHHGGGGH FINE. GO TO SPACE SOLLUX.
[8]OH BLUDDY HELL. FINE. GO TO SPACE KEVAK.
Go on a deep space training quest.
Gain ridiculously large amounts of god power.
[4]FINE. GO TO SPACE TATO.
[8]You ascend to a higher plane of being and lose your ability to perceive shapes. The entire world looks like a giant abstract painting. SUCCESS!
((Heh, I was gonna bug you about Roll to prevent scurvy, CMC, but I guess you already know.))
Hadoken the Tetris God
PK Starstorm the Tetris God.
((Welp, there's my four attacks. Time to go through the rotation again. Because I only have 4 attacks. I'm like a Pokemon at this point. Please don't make me have to replace one of my old attacks if I learn a new one.))
[6]HADOKEN! * pain to the Tetris god! *
[4]PK STARSTORM! * Tetris god shifts the shield upwards and blocks the impact *
(( Yeah, yeah. I'll roll for that after I roll for this. I had to take a bath and then I got side-tracked adding pages to the wiki and sponatenously generating back story for characters. ))
(( You guys need to learn to stop giving me ideas. Besides, didn't you learn PK Fire also?))
CaptainMcClellan: Start strategizing ways to deal with the Tetris god.
Maria: Talk him down, give him a hug if he comes down.
Hobo & SOGWORT: Try to form plans of attack with your rusty strategy skills. You can find the other SOGWORTs later
Sollux: Go to space.
[7]I make an awesome battle plan and start briefing the military.
[6]He does come down and you give him a hug. He lifts you off the ground in the hug and flies off with you. You tell him that you have to go back down and move into the new place. He says that can wait until later and to just enjoy the flight. So you do.
[6]You crusty old guys hobble together an iron-clad, 80's era strategy. It's rather brilliant. Now who are you going to get to actually do it.
[2]Sollux doesn't want to go to space. He leaves to go find something to eat. It's been ages since he's been able to eat.
Start dropping more blocks
Attack by flinging them around in 3 dimensions and screwing with gravity and such
[7]The blocks start coming down at an alarming rate! Cars are crushed, people pinned under the Tetrominos, Tetrominos are stacked on top of the Square that has the Knights under it. A line is matched and the bottom layer of the wall around the trap temple is destroyed.
[7] You swing the T-blocks around, slamming into the players in a violent fashion, and alter gravity to make the real-world Tetris game, that much more difficult.
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