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[WillowLuman]

(Is the Hobo in the catacombs with me?)

Check the WWI era bunker connected to the catacombs for sings of recent trespassers.

Find out who's responsible for this subterfuge! Was this the work of the Communists decades ago?

[~Neri]

Kevak: Give Sollux a spaceship.

Fix the darn space elevators.

[CaptainMcClellan]

(Is the Hobo in the catacombs with me?)

(Yup. Didn't you say "follow me" or something? Irregardless, that's what he's doing. )

[Lolfail0009]

Acquire large amounts of magnets.

[CaptainMcClellan]

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR PRESIDENT AND CHIEF REPRESENTATIVE.

[~Neri]

((...Lolwut?))

[blazing glory]

((Eh? What's happening? I don't wanna watch the video.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

Since when am I the hero?

As the dragon is a chivalrous pervert protectorate, find him a girlfriend. Preferably one that scares him into submission.

Make the butt monkey go to an all girls school. This is done because reasons. ((i actually have shitty reasons if you want them)).

*long, deep fart*

Ahh, much better. Enough of the cra-zay!

Dissipate the dragon, steal his power and give it to Wallace.

Depart from Earth and find a new civilisation to watch over far, far away (so no one can disturb me)

[CaptainMcClellan]

Since when am I the hero?

As the dragon is a chivalrous pervert protectorate, find him a girlfriend. Preferably one that scares him into submission.

Make the butt monkey go to an all girls school. This is done because reasons. ((i actually have shitty reasons if you want them)).

(( I do want them. ))

[Prophet]

Me: Try to shape shadow-metal into a scythe anyway.
Me: If that fails ask Tune for help.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Me: Try to shape shadow-metal into a scythe anyway.
Me: If that fails ask Tune for help.

((I would help but I am trying to obtain a certain weapon of my own))

[Prophet]

Me: Try to shape shadow-metal into a scythe anyway.
Me: If that fails ask Tune Kevak for help.

[TamerVirus]

Make Cheesistan economy be illogical through reasons

[smurfingtonthethird]

(( I do want them. ))

whine Fine, they're throwing out a free scholarship to a boy, in order to give the girls better social skills with the opposite sex, since they don't meet many at their boarding school. However, the director has accidentally told them that increased social contact with the boy will get them better grades, which most of the girls interpret as a relationship.

Enter the butt monkey.

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( I do want them. ))

whine Fine, they're throwing out a free scholarship to a boy, in order to give the girls better social skills with the opposite sex, since they don't meet many at their boarding school. However, the director has accidentally told them that increased social contact with the boy will get them better grades, which most of the girls interpret as a relationship.

Enter the butt monkey.

(( Short answer: Fiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeee You can have this one episode of anime BS. NO MORE. Read the rant if that's not good enough. ))

Spoiler: Rant ensued (click to show/hide)

(( That is so phenomenally stupid. In fact it sounds like the worst types of anime ever. Or another idiotic, brainless, leftist piece of MTV over-dramaticized, over-sexed bullshit about "teenagers" who are played by actors who are like... 28.  Whatever, I'll allow it if the dice do. You need to get a new sense of humour though, cos all your attempts to make this kind have just ended badly for everyone involved, and I'm sure that your butt monkey preferred limbo to the Marshmallow Hell you're trying to send him to now. Or whatever other bs feminist nightmare fake-ass whatever you're trying to throw him into. No doubt the girls will all act like horny piranhas and have large-scale wars over the one male, who's being used as a human guinea pig to amuse a fat-ass potatoman and push some sort of Kafkaesque social experiment that only the most addled of brain could've devised and only the absolute stupidest administrator would've allowed. Why do you think the girls were sent to the girls-only boarding school anyway? If their parents cared about "social skills" they'd've let them go to a co-ed prep school. And if they cared about their child's education, they would've home-schooled them. All you learn at boarding schools is how to be a faceless, uncomplaining cog in a machine, which includes repression of identity, sexuality, and intelligence into a nice little malleable cube that can be molded by the mini-fascist regime to make a working human. So don't even get me started on your unrealistic, sado-masochistic, vicarious thrill/macabre schadenfruede. I was once your age. ( Indeed I pretty much still am. ) I know full well what you're trying to do. It's stupid. And if you're going to continue to treat people, even fictional ones, as peons, then I at least want full rights to take off the kid gloves and exercize my much more evil side on your potato-y reign and to totally destroy your godhood. So that said, look for me to make you the Mashed Potatolaird if you continue cramming men into sexually submissive positions and forcing women to fight over one pathetic ass wimp after another just so you can get your jollies. It's bad enough we have Kevak around, but you are mentally competent and doing it for totally crappy reasons whereas Kevak is just a weird, strange little person with... issues. Just go watch an anime if you really want fanservice-y goodness man. Any anime. Every anime. Also, please tell me you have a roll-proof plan on dealing with the complete monster you released. I don't want him turning into a boss-fight or worse. This thing wasn't even supposed to get this serious, we do not need a brutal serial-killer running around. I mean, there's a huge difference between blowing up the whole country six or seven times with no casualties and a sociopathic murderer killing on command from a cruel and twisted god who uses people as his playthings. And what you're doing is far less reversible than Kevak's indiscretions. In fact, he actually put an ultimately positive spin on things by helping an entire race to survive by accident. All you're doing is messing up people psychologically and then covering your ass while trying to pass it off as humour. Oh well, I know you're not really trying to. ))