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[CaptainMcClellan]

((Aren't I an energy being and therefore not subject to gravity or inertia?))

Float over to too and poke him.

Flee.

(( I assumed you'd manifested into a human form again. If you're still an energy being, then you're not even capable of poking and licking. ))

[smurfingtonthethird]

Punch the GM in the face for even attempting to hijack my game.

Also poke Lyeos because lels.

((I don't just want to burn the bridges between these games, I want them stabbed babillion times, followed by unloading an M61 Vulcan Gatling gun, carpetbombing the entire area, spamming the rubble with a combination of Wave Motion Guns and Kill Sats, nuking, then standing on them while dancing horribly before falling on your back (on it), and just to be sure, driving it into the ground with a jackhammer. No good can come of these two games mixing.))

((-e: this counts as one))

[~Neri]

((I can Control the periodic table's elements, I can make a finger and poke people with it.))

[blazing glory]

Use mind power's to make Kevak go on a suger buzz amplified by 50 times.

[~Neri]

((Please do, that should be fun.))

[blazing glory]

((Please do, that should be fun.))

((Well I've noticed a trend of your characters goes as a way too hyper dog thing.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Use mind power's to make Kevak go on a suger buzz amplified by 50 times.

Pourquoi?

[blazing glory]

Use mind power's to make Kevak go on a suger buzz amplified by 50 times.

Pourquoi?

Eftersom skäl.

[Lyeos]

Lyeos:Become joyful.

Mitzi:Get some icecream.

[WillowLuman]

((Aren't I an energy being and therefore not subject to gravity or inertia?))

Float over to too and poke him.

Flee.

((As evidenced by black holes, even energy is subject to gravity))

[~Neri]

((I'm not subject to gravity in relation to a planet making me fall at a nonexistent terminal velocity. Cause, you know.. Energy.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((I'm not subject to gravity in relation to a planet making me fall at a nonexistent terminal velocity. Cause, you know.. Energy.))

(( Fine, if you're not affected by the G-forces, you're affected by the GM-forces. End of debate. Now post your roll for the arena please, then I'm gonna roll. You have thirty minutes plus how ever long rolling takes. I still have other stuffs to do today. ))

[~Neri]

((Wait, I'm supposed to roll for the arena? If so, ( was rolled.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Summon mafia and make it a Mexican standoff.

[5] Standoff ensues.

((I SWEAR TO GOD YOU GIVE ME NOTHING BUT 8'S))

Make him my champion. Equip him with hyperdense potato armor (that is kept pressurized my my will) and ask him to repair potato-human relations WITHOUT murdering everything.

Check up on the Mars colony.

[8]He didn't quite catch the "WITHOUT". The potato-human relations improve because they're all to scared to fight back.
[7]It's doing great now. Whatever was botehering the Martians is over now. ( Or maybe they just heard what your "champion" did to the Earthlings.

Tune: Kick Kevak out of the Citadel and the camp, before he touches anything

Time Lord gov.: Do something to stop the nuke thing...it is very annoying

[5]Too late. He already touched stuff. BUt he does leave.
[6]You send in armed diplomats trained for this sort of thing.

Me: Form a shadow scythe.
Me: Stabilize the hivemind.

((I don't see any downsides to being everyone's little brother what are they?))

[4]You've got the shadow-metal, now just to get it shaped.
[1]The hivemind destabilizes despite your efforts.

Also start waving the launch button in such a manner that if any would be super hero's tackle me then it'll fly out of my grasp and detonate the nuke when it hits the ground.

[3]Your nuke's detonator doesn't work that way.

Shoryuken the terrorist

Disarm the bomb.

[4]SHORYUKEN! Bravo, you just knocked him over.
[4]You start messing with stuff, the device malfunctions, but doesn't appear to be disarmed at all.

((I go study for EIGHT HOURS...))

"Greetings, Prime Minister. The time has come for you to once more aid our country. We must find the others from the old days!"

Identify the single largest threat to Cheesistan at the moment.

[1]Your search is made difficult by the fact that their identities were erased.
[7]No question, The Potatolaird's second in command.

Use Cheesistan Bank for well coordinated securities fraud,

bankrupt EVERYONE

[4]Economy doesn't work that way either. Though you did screw quite a few people.

((Aren't I an energy being and therefore not subject to gravity or inertia?))

Float over to too and poke him.

Flee.

[4]You run back in to get last poke, but he chases you away again.
[7]You get away safely and make it out of the camp once more.

Punch the GM in the face for

even attempting to hijack my game.

Also poke Lyeos because lels.

((I don't just want to burn the bridges between these games, I want them stabbed babillion times, followed by unloading an M61 Vulcan Gatling gun, carpetbombing the entire area, spamming the rubble with a combination of Wave Motion Guns and Kill Sats, nuking, then standing on them while dancing horribly before falling on your back (on it), and just to be sure, driving it into the ground with a jackhammer. No good can come of these two games mixing.))

(( I was just trying to fix the Kevakiyas problem, but if this is the thanks I get... ))

Use mind power's to make Kevak go on a suger buzz amplified

by 50 times.

[0] Too many commands you have already.

Lyeos:Become joyful.

Mitzi:Get some icecream.

[1] * sniff * Life's just too depressing. * go off on an exestintialist spiral of Nietzche depression. *
[7]You leave him on the ground. He's too heavy for anyone to lift right now. You go get ice cream to make you feel better.

((Wait, I'm supposed to roll for the arena? If so, ( was

rolled.))

(( No, just submit commands for Sollux. But it's ok, I'll make something up. ))

CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to solve problem peacefully.

Maria: Convince Giegue to come back.

Hobo: Track down old friends of the Empire.

[7]I bribe the mafia into turning on the terrorist and promise him full amnesty, grief-councilling and cake. While under sway of my voice, I get the detonator from him. It helps that we had so many diplomats and SWAT teams and such. He may regret it, but it's the right thing to do. He's put into cuffs and stuffed in an armoured car whilst the bomb squad wheels away the nuke.
[2]He complains more and declares he's not coming back.
[2]You cannot find them either... They aren't in their usual places. You are starting to get worried.

Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

CaptainMcClellan: So, back to what we were doing.
Sollux:2eriiou2ly? You're 2tiill gonna fiight?
CaptainMcClellan: Yup. The show must go on.

Sollux: Use technomancer powers to attack with like... a soldering iron or something.
CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to block burns with overcoat.
[1]vs[13] No damage done.

CaptainMcClellan: Electocute Sollux.
Sollux: Dodge in awesome fashion and counterattack.
[17]vs[19] Sollux attacks for 1900 damage.

Sollux: Maintain combo, using one-two punches.
CaptainMcClellan: Block punches and kick him in the shins.
[4]vs[8] CaptainMcClellan blocks damage and kicks him in the shins for 800 damage.

CaptainMcClellan: Knock some teeth out.
Sollux: Shoot him in the face with eye-lasers while he's not guarding.
[6]vs[16] You blast him in the face! Auto-crit for head damage, 3200 damage!

Statut:
Sollux: 11200/12000
CMC: 6900/12000

[Prophet]

Me: Stabilize the hivemind.
Me: Shape shadow-metal into a shadow scythe.