Lyeos Rassura Nal'lyei - Sword: Be sad because you can't be a fancy sword.
Mitzi:Slice more of Kevak's tongue.
[8]You mope so much that you literally become heavier. So heavy that Mitzi can't wield you properly.
[1]Lyeos is too heavy!
Tune: Get the Masamune anyway
Tune: Break Kevak's fingers for even attempting to touch me. NO TOUCHING
[2] The number speaks for itself.
[4]You smack his hand, but the finger-bones are intact.
Acquire tongue ring.
Poke Tune somehow anyways.
[8]You get this super-awesome tongue ring! Then your tongue gets infected and swells up. You can't eat solid foods or speak.
[5]You rappel down from the glass dome to poke him in the back. He uses his sword to cut the rope. Gravity ensues.
Tell the Dragon that he can be my champion if he slays that freaking mad scientist and the two lesbians.
Make the chivalrous pervert a clueless chick magnet while giving him superhuman strength and speed.
[8]He kills them and drinks their blood, becoming even stronger. Also, the LGBT ( and the cops and people who actually
matter) blame you for telling him to do so. Anti-potato riot! He also kills your other guy so he doesn't have competition.
[AUTO]He's dead.
Go eat
Harness my inner ki in preparation to learn more martial arts stuff.
[1]You lost all your money paying for fines and repairs and cannot afford food.
[3]Your stomach growling breaks your focus.
((Since everyone else gets one I'll make a weapon too.))
Me: Form a shadow scythe.
Me: Sulk in the corner about the GM being a meanie.
Me: Form a shadow scythe.
Me: Become everyone's little brother.
[2]Same thing I told Tune.
[8]It sticks. You are now legally every other player's little brother. If the downside isn't apparent, just wait for it.
AHAHAHAHAHAH ACTION EDITED
CREATE A FORCEFIELD AROUND A RANDOM PERSON OR WHATEVER
[6]You make a forcefield around Kevak. Congrats, you saved him from falling to his death. That's a good enough for a 6 right?
Blow up a nuke in Cheesistan.
[5] You are now in a stand-off with the SWAT team.
CaptainMcClellan: Use my department's resources to take out the nuclear terrorist.
Maria:Use the doohickey to contact Giegue.
[5]SWAT is now in a stand-off with the terrorist. Back up has been called but who knows if it'll get here in time.
[6]
Maria: * speaks into the device * "Giegue?"
Giegue: * hears his mother's voice, as does every psychic within a 1000 miles * "Mother?"
Maria: * hears his voice out of the device * "Yes, it's me. Why don't you come back?"
Giegue: "It's too loud and bright and they all kept looking at me."
CaptainMcClellanVS
Sollux CaptorCaptainMcClellan, sporting a cool hat, 3d glasses, pajama pants, a mass produced T-shirt, brown loafers, and his dead uncle's awesome longcoat.
Sollux, sporting 3d glasses, a mass-produced T-shirt, grey cargo pants, and Vans shoes.
Sollux, use your laser eyes.
McClellan: Absorb with 3d glasses.[2]vs[5] The blast is absorbed.
McClellan:
DESTROY HUSSIESollux:
Aid in that, he was nothing but a huge dick to everyone I ever loved.[15]*[11]=Hussie is destroyed by a huge tri-color beam. The internet rejoices.
HAPPY ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY *party squeezer noise*
YAY! You just got a fan. Here's your fan-mail.
"So, that army of Scythers you got... How big is it?" from: Your fan.
(( More fan mail at the end of the season. ))
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