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Total Members Voted: 11

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Everyone else that I might fight with soon has a weapon both Tune and Mitze are fighting Kevak.))

(( Wait a minute... I do have a weapon. So yea, go ahead. You'll probably need more than a weapon though. You're gonna need protection. Basically, you are the little brother of the whole flippin' country and probably the easiest to defeat in combat, which reminds me, it's time to start the Minigame. ))

((Everyone else that I might fight with soon has a weapon both Tune and Mitze are fighting Kevak.))

((It's not really fighting more like Don't touch me or I'll destroy you. I am a very solitary person who doesn't like being touched))

(( Same. ))

[Prophet]

((Since everyone else gets one I'll make a weapon too.))
Me: Form a shadow scythe.
Me: Sulk in the corner about the GM being a meanie.

Me: Form a shadow scythe.
Me: Become everyone's little brother.

[darkpaladin109]

AHAHAHAHAHAH ACTION EDITED
CREATE A FORCEFIELD AROUND A RANDOM PERSON OR WHATEVER

[Beirus]

FUCK EVERYONE AT ONCE

((Can I change my second action to PK Kiai this guy if he gets near me? Never mind.))

[Prophet]

((Never mind.))

[TamerVirus]

Use Cheesistan Bank for well coordinated securities fraud, bankrupt EVERYONE

[CaptainMcClellan]

RESULTS ARE IN! WE HAVE OUR MINIGAME!

ROLL A D12 TO SEE WHICH HOMESTUCK TROLL THE GM BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF THIS WEEK!

[3] SOLLUX CAPTOR!

Ok, so how this works is, the troll is brought into an Arena with another, significantly more powerful me. The arena will be separated in the roll results by a spoiler tag. Each non-me character will choose who to root for, me or the troll. ( No punishment will be handed down for siding against me. ) Each player may submit a battle command for the fighter they chose, but I am free to ignore all of them and the troll can ignore the ones that will likely get them killed. This will have no impact on the rest of Cheesistan, it is a mini-game. However, should, by some weird chance, the troll survive and defeat me, they become permanent citizens of Cheesistan and have their life reinstated ( if applicable. ) That said, I'm doing this to mop the floor with characters that I mostly completely hate. So, don't expect the trolls to survive. Also, as in Homestuck, the trolls, except for Karkat and especially Vriska, are flagrant cheaters. So that may help their survival rates somewhat, but the more they cheat the greater their punishment. I have no particular hatred for Sollux, so this battle will be strictly business. Let us begin. ( You may all choose sides now. )

EDIT: Each troll has 12000 Life Points and if they survive until the end of the week without either being defeated, they are simply sent home.

[Prophet]

((I'm rooting for you McClellan.))

[~Neri]

I root for Sollux Captor.

Sollux, use your laser eyes.

[Tune of Dwarves]

((CMC ftw))

[TamerVirus]

I have no idea what home stuck is nor do I have any interest in it, that being said, I root for the good ole Captain here

[Beirus]

Yeah, Sollux should use his laser eyes. He's one of the trolls I don't dislike.

[darkpaladin109]

Yeah, Sollux should use his laser eyes. He's one of the trolls I don't dislike.

I swear if you happen to dislike Nepeta I'l get a good reason to kill you, for no actual person can dislike her.
GO SOLLUX
YOU'RE ONE OF THE BETTER TROLLS

[poketwo]

CMC
DESTROY HUSSIE

[CaptainMcClellan]

Yeah, Sollux should use his laser eyes. He's one of the trolls I don't dislike.

I swear if you happen to dislike Nepeta I'l get a good reason to kill you, for no actual person can dislike her.
GO SOLLUX
YOU'RE ONE OF THE BETTER TROLLS

(( Agreed. As a matter of fact, I'll just let Nepeta win because she's just mildly autistic, not an asshole with deep issues. I can't hurt her for being mildly autistic. That would make me the biggest asshole of them all. ))