Coup Cheesistan.
[6] INTERVENTION! We don't have time to do another Civil War arc right now. There's enough wrong with this country.
Lyeos Rassura Nal'lyei-Sword: If I can turn myself into a sentient sword, I can make myself have a ruby. Try again.
Mitzi: Cut off Kevak's tongue.
[1]Again?
[4]You pierce Kevak's tongue!
Coup Cheesistan.
Sue this fool in Cheesistan court!
[2]You sue him, but it's really unnecessary and you don't accomplish anything because the GM already settled the matter out of court.
Screw him, find a better champion that fits my recommendations.
Squash the mad scientist.
[5]You find a lazy, somewhat incompetent guy that's much closer to what you were looking for. The other guy, being a narcissist, doesn't take being fired well. Expect this to come back to bite you in the ass.
[2]He still doesn't believe in you. He thinks he's fighting peyote-powered aliens. That said, the combat is not much different than with peyote-powered aliens apparently, based on how well he's fending off every single attack.
((So wait, was my passport fixed?))
(( You went to the DOI anyway... let me double checked. You got a 6 and I'm feeling generous, so we'll say that yes, yes it was. Welcome to Cheesistan! ))
Excellent...
Locate a place to stay long-term.
[2]The best you can do is a Motel 6, unless you want to stay in the "amnesty shelter", which is where Maria and Giegue just were and not a very nice place at all.
Tune: Get Masamune sword
Tune: Collect all the materia (not the all materia just ALL of the materia)
[4]No.... But you do get
a sword. And it's pretty long and sharp. Beware the pointy bits friend!
[4]You get one ALL materia, even despite specifying that wasn't what you meant.
Poke the Tune!
Poke Tune again!
[1] You can't reach him, he's at the top of the highest tower, in a locked room, in a city that's inside a giant snowglobe, that's inside a camp fortified with three different kinds of psychic/magic shield, and physical obstacles as well.
[2] What did I
just say!?
((Wow, the first turn I didn't roll an 8 on my second action.))
Go find this Someon. Because now the GM is just asking for it to happen.
Master another PSI power on the way.
[3]That'd require cross-dimensional travel, which is currently impossible.
[1]You have enough! Your mind can't handle any more learning right now!
CaptainMcClellan: See about doing something to fix the chaos.
Maria: Politely ask the scientist for help in contacting Giegue.
Voice: T-block!
[6]I use an experimental weapon and a harpoon gun to fire a clocking devise onto the eldritch abominations. They are now invisible, preventing further insanity. A WINRAR IS ME. However, now I'm confused...
[6]
Scientist: "Oh, I've got just the thing!" * he produces a device that looks like it can't possibly be real * "Guaranteed to transmit to all psychics in a 1000 mile radius.
Maria: "How does it work?"
Scientist: "Just press that button and speak into the microphone right there." * he points at the button and then the microphone *
[7]A T-block falls on main street.
(( Hey everyone! What do you think of this STUNNINGLY INFORMATIVE ARTICLE? http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Someon ))
((Too many spoilers! 
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