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[Lyeos]

((Oi! Game! this! Make it be one!))

[CaptainMcClellan]

"Ah yes, sorry. Immigrate is what I meant; please forgive my accent."
{Looks flustered, chuckles}

[2]"This passport is invalid. Sir, please step this way."

Poke Lyeos a Ninth Time.

Poke Lyeos a Tenth Time.

((I am really tempted to spend the entire season just poking Lyeos.))

[1-0.5]You fall flat on your face instead.
[7-1] You summon up the energy for another Ghost Poke!

Me: Become a being made of shadows.
Mini-me: Develop even stronger telepathy.

[2]Nah.
[2]There's only so far you can push a regular human brain man! ( At least when you don't have drugs... but don't do drugs kid. Serious roll pentahltahs will ensue.)

(Repetition penalty?)

(( Eh, I would, but as long as he's remaining harmless...  Technically, he's exploiting loopholes anyway, but I guess I should start doing something about it. So the usual penalties will begin to be added... Honestly I'm hoping Lyeos will take care of the problem. ))

((This sounds like a job for my PK Kiai.))

Develop Hadoken technique

Develop Shoryuken technique.

[6]Hadoken! You blow-up a stop sign. You pay to replace it.
[8]Shoryuken! And you destroy the block... Now people are homeless, what are you gonna do about it?

Smash this interloper and steal his power.

Take vengeance on scientist.

[5+1] You swat him down like a fly. And start to drain his power with your tuberous roots!
[8]In Soviet Cheesistan, scientist takes vengeance on you!

Teach Mitzi to be more careful.

Pray for Mitzi to become less obnoxious.

((Will take care of the poking as soon as this is sorted out.))

[4]She nods, but you have a feeling that the words are going in one ear out the other.
[3]The gods are too annoyed by her obnoxiousness to get near enough to help. ( However in a distant place and time, a single therapist called by God may or may not be stirring. At any rate, too far away to help. )

Smash this interloper and steal his power.

Take vengeance on scientist.

"I brought you into this plane, I can kick you out of it!"

Begin rock epic about the Potatolaird's fall, using the power of ROCK to attack!

Manifest fiery drummer and keyboardist.

[7]You start strumming madly on your bass, knocking away the roots. Then you switch to the lead to take the offensive!
[8]You manifest a fiery drummer and keytar player who begin adding to your rock power, whilst setting the immediate area on fire. The grass catches fire. The trees catch fire. The Prius-castle catches fire. The lesbians catch fire. The air you breath catches fire. You switch genres to death metal as you summon forth the unholy power of SUPERULTRAMEGADETHMETALOFDOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM ( formerly known as Metallica, before merging with Megadeth, Santana, and that one band that huffs kittens and performs ritualistic animal sacrifices as part of their show. ) Basically, yet another 8 has unleashed an unstoppable force of destruction on Cheesistan. * sigh * And I was really enjoying my nap. I'm gonna be so pissed when I wake up next turn.

Tune: Get up the damn steps to the tower of observation

Tune: Play some Final Fantasy 7 and wish for a remake on ps4

[2] You trip. AGAIN! Somewhere a cruel entity is laughing at you.
[7] Somehow you are able to play FFVII on an original PS1 whilst being outside without a television screen. For your dedication and ingenuity the President of Square Enix himself flies in from Japan to present you with a copy of the secret prototype for the PS4 remake of FF7-FF9 ( All on one disc with brand new graphics and fully remastered Dolby 7.1 Surround Sound. "One-Winged Angel" never sounded so badass! ) However... he does warn you that you must never, ever, ever, ever, ever let the Americans find out about it. Ever. And never let anyone but you play it. ( Not like you were gonna anyway. )

Maria: Try to help Giegue escape the rats.

Giegue:Kill all the rats.

Hobo:Acquire alcohol.

Amethyst-eyes: Suggest a romantic activity to Hazel-eyes

[7]You pull him onto the table and bat the rats off of him and wipe the blood from the wounds with a handkerchief, sterilizing them with iodine that you carry in your purse for no apparent reason at all.
[8]You kill all rats on Planet Earth with a psychic blast. All snakes and scientists the world over are in an uproar. Also there's rat corpses everywhere.
[6]Alcyhol! You rummage through Maria's purse and abscond with medicinal alcohol. It's technically not the same thing, or even safe to drink, but you're a hobo. You'll be fine. She snaps at you and beats you with her parasol.
[4]You both are too nervous.
Amethyst-eyes: Hey... uh, y'wanna...uh...

Hazel-eyes: Yeah?

Amethyst-eyes: I dunno... * you slink away in shame *

[Lyeos]

Lyeos: Show Mitzi that she needs to be careful through the use of visual aids. Like eye-lasers.

Mitzi: Learn to properly use a sword.

[Lolfail0009]

Comply. It's probably just a paperworking error, what's the worst that could happen?

[Prophet]

Me: Acquire programming skill.
Mini-me: Explode in anger. ((I mean really explode like a human bomb.))

[Lyeos]

((Oi! Game! this! Make it be one!))

[Tune of Dwarves]

Senketsu: Fly Tune up the stairs leaving him unharmed

Tune: Observe stuff in the observation tower whilst listening to One Winged Angel

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Oi! Game! this! Make it be one!))

(('Tis! Go do! Show your Vampire American pride! ))

[TamerVirus]

Move to Cheesistan, start ghostbusting business

[Beirus]

((What am I gonna do about it? I'm gonna be damn happy I didn't use PK Kiai, or it could have ended up like Giegue's turn, but with people or buildings. Also, does this mean I can add Shoryuken and Hadoken to my list of abilities for whenever I possibly get around to making a character page on the wiki?))

Rebuild the houses

Master more PSI techniques.

[CaptainMcClellan]

((What am I gonna do about it? I'm gonna be damn happy I didn't use PK Kiai, or it could have ended up like Giegue's turn, but with people or buildings. Also, does this mean I can add Shoryuken and Hadoken to my list of abilities for whenever I possibly get around to making a character page on the wiki?))

(( Yes. You successfully learned both techniques. Good job, by the way. ))

[smurfingtonthethird]

Motherfucker.

Punch Rock God in the face for unleashing another boss.

Take Wallace and girlfriend to Martian colony.

Screw Earth, everyone there is a douche anyway.

[~Neri]

Lick Lyeos Once.

Lick Lyeos a Second Time.

[WillowLuman]

Motherfucker.

Punch Rock God in the face for unleashing another boss.

Take Wallace and girlfriend to Martian colony.

Screw Earth, everyone there is a douche anyway.

"Let that be a lesson to you!"

Finish on a chord so cool, it puts out all the fires.

Fly off in search of more JUSTICE.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Lyeos: Show Mitzi that she needs to be careful through the use of visual aids. Like eye-lasers.

Mitzi: Learn to properly use a sword.

[7] You have to put some burns in her boots, but you teach the valuable lessons of being careful... OR ELSE.
[6] You learn sword-play.

Comply. It's probably just a paperworking error, what's the worst that could happen?

[8]You comply and after an embarrassing background search and invasive full-body scan, you are allowed in with a warning to get your passport fixed as soon as possible.

Me: Acquire programming skill.
Mini-me: Explode in anger. ((I mean really explode like a human bomb.))

[3] Not so easy as hackers make it look.
[4]You explode in a more metaphorical sense and throw a tantrum.

Senketsu: Fly Tune up the stairs leaving him unharmed

Tune: Observe stuff in the observation tower whilst listening to One Winged Angel

[7]You succeed! Congrats and welcome home!
[8]You accidentally observe the Lovecraftian horrors from your perch and mixed with the One Winged Angel your dark powers increase exponetially, at the cost of losing your sanity and most of your comprehensible physical form. You also grow long white hair because reasons.

Move to Cheesistan, start ghostbusting business

[3]"Who you gonna call?" OUT OF BUSINESS! Kevak transformed all the ghostbusting equipment in the world into bread.

((What am I gonna do about it? I'm gonna be damn happy I didn't use PK Kiai, or it could have ended up like Giegue's turn, but with people or buildings. Also, does this mean I can add Shoryuken and Hadoken to my list of abilities for whenever I possibly get around to making a character page on the wiki?))

Rebuild the houses

Master more PSI techniques.

[4]Easier said than done.
[8]PK STARSTORM! The shiny luminescent meteors begin falling from the sky! You destroy five more city blocks.

Motherfucker.

Punch Rock God in the face for unleashing another boss.

Take Wallace and girlfriend to Martian colony.

Screw Earth, everyone there is a douche anyway.

[4+1]The blow glances strikes the face, bruising the cheek.
[3]Wallace and girlfriend don't want to leave Earth. All their stuff is there.

Lick Lyeos Once.

Lick Lyeos a Second Time.

[6] You lick Lyeos.
[3] You lick self.

Motherfucker.

Punch Rock God in the face for unleashing another boss.

Take Wallace and girlfriend to Martian colony.

Screw Earth, everyone there is a douche anyway.

"Let that be a lesson to you!"

Finish on a chord so cool, it puts out all the fires.

Fly off in search of more JUSTICE.

[8]WHOOOSH! THE FLAMES ARE EXTINGUISHED. Also, all of you are blown away by the force of the chord. ( Literally blown away. )
[5]JUSTICE! You correct several jaywalkers and stop a purse-snatching.

CaptainMcClellan: Wake from nap.

Maria: Find a better place to live

Hobo: Survive drinking the stolen alcohol.

Giegue:Study all the new PSI popping up and try to figure out what the heck is up with that.

Hazel-eyes: Go comfort your awkward friend.

[8]Awww crap! Now I got the insomnia too. And I feel all drug-out from oversleeping.
[7]You are approached by a man on the street. He asks if that white creature is following you.

"You mean my son?"

"Wait... what?"

"Yeah, I've raised him since he was a baby. His name is Giegue."

"I am a scientist studying xenobiology, cryptobiology, and the cultures of all the fringe things. I'd be willing to pay a lot of money for the chance to study your son."

"Umm... actually we need a place to live."

"Say no more, I can set you up an apartment right by my facility. In the same building and everything."

"You're not going to hurt him, right?"

"Of course not!"

"Thank you for your generosity sir. However, how much you'll be able to learn from him is up to his mood."

"I'll take that chance."

*Nice apartment get!*
[7]* banjo plays a fanfare * You survive due to your MIGHTY HOBO POWERS!!!! Which have also been restored by drinking the Isopropyl alcohol. You take off flying in your invisible box car. "TO THE LIQUOR STORE!"
[1]There's too many conflicting signals and you're not as strong now. You give yourself a massive migraine and feel an urgent need to get out of the wide open, people-filled, noisy space. You really wish they would all stop staring at you! YOU ROAR LOUDLY AND SCREAM "GO AWAY! GET AWAY FROM ME!" And fly away from the city.

Maria: "Giegue! Come back!"
[6]You float over to him. "Hey," you say.

"Hey," he says back.

"What was that all about just a second ago?"

"I... I wanted to ask you something."

"Ask."

"Did you feel a connection when I grabbed your hand?"

You blush, you deny it. "Only the feeling of your hand."

"Oh," he says. He cannot see the blush.

"It was the feeling of two souls crossing one another..."

He is comforted but at the same time tormented by the cryptic nature of your response.