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[Prophet]

Me: Declare independence from Cheesistan as Trapistan its land shall be all the land in the temple walls.
Mini me: Go back to the temple.

[~Neri]

Poke Lyeos a Fifth Time.

Poke Lyeos a Sixth Time.

[Beirus]

((The start if a new season seems like a good time to join.))

Emigrate to Cheesistan.

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/American <-- Very important and informative article on the American, highlighting new and known reasons to keep them out of Cheesistan. ))

[smurfingtonthethird]

Finish complete compression of potato castle.

Gain a lot more God power.

[poketwo]

DO I HAVE ANY FANS???

[Prophet]

((After reading that we must keep the Americans out of cheesistan.))

[Lyeos]

Shove half of the shadow beasts into Mitzi's mind.

Begin training Mitzi as a Mystic Knight to take my place in the world of the living.

[TamerVirus]

Begin corporate takeover of Cheesistan businesses!

[Lyeos]

((Does Mitzi get a page? What's her story? Why did she agree to learn from me? She's basically gonna be a major character soon, so...))

[WillowLuman]

((I have tons of fans, but they're all in Lyeos' head and so cannot send mail))

"Did I not JUST warn you!?"

Punish the potatolaird AND the bodyguards for their misdeeds.

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Does Mitzi get a page? What's her story? Why did she agree to learn from me? She's basically gonna be a major character soon, so...))

(( She does. Give me a moment to make it though, I just woke. And I don't know her story yet. A lot of it is up to you. ))

[Lyeos]

((Does Mitzi get a page? What's her story? Why did she agree to learn from me? She's basically gonna be a major character soon, so...))

(( She does. Give me a moment to make it though, I just woke. And I don't know her story yet. A lot of it is up to you. ))

((But you made her, and you made her obnoxious. If it were up to me, she would be mute.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Does Mitzi get a page? What's her story? Why did she agree to learn from me? She's basically gonna be a major character soon, so...))

(( She does. Give me a moment to make it though, I just woke. And I don't know her story yet. A lot of it is up to you. ))

((But you made her, and you made her obnoxious. If it were up to me, she would be mute.))

(( The roll made her obnoxious and the obnoxious made her Mitzi. Had you got a 7 she would've been mute. If an 8 she would have been mute and psychopathic. Also, she's not that bad. You come up with her backstory though, cos I don' wanna and she's your chara.))

Edit: (( Wiki page go! http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Mitzi ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Me: Declare independence from Cheesistan as Trapistan its land shall be all the land in the temple walls.
Mini me: Go back to the temple.

[3]That's Cheesistani land, you can't just claim it! Technically you didn't even have building permits, we just let you build it anyway since we weren't gonna do anything with it and it keeps you out of the public eye.
[3]You get lost in traffic. Now you're glad you didn't gain strong telepathy.

Poke Lyeos a Fifth Time.

Poke Lyeos a Sixth Time.

[5]You poke him and he actually feels it.
[1]But then you just phase through him again.

((The start if a new season seems like a good time to join.))

Emigrate to Cheesistan.

[3]The confusing terminology you used confused the border patrol. He asks, "Do you mean immigrate?"

Finish complete compression of potato castle.

Gain a lot more God power.

[5]*crunch* almost... got it...
[4]You start absorbing mana/lifeenergy/mako/whateverthecrapwe'recalling it at this point.

DO I HAVE ANY FANS???

[1]No, you don't.

Shove half of the shadow beasts into Mitzi's mind.

Begin training Mitzi as a Mystic Knight to take my place in the world of the living.

[7]Before they can protest, you shove half of the shadow beasts into Mitzi's mind. Her abilities increase exponentially, while yours diminish by about half. Amethyst-eyes and Hazel-eyes are almost separated but Amethyst-eyes grabbed her by the hand ( 'twas an emergency ) and dug his heels into your psyche, anchoring himself on your deep childhood memories. Happy ending for everyone! Awkward proto-romantic silence is exchanged between Amethyst-eyes and Hazel-eyes, who look away from each other and blush. Noone can see the blush, but take my word for it.
[5]You teach her to channel some of the PSI energy into a sword. She laughs her annoying laugh and goes "COOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!! OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME!" She begins swinging the sword around carelessly.

Begin corporate takeover of Cheesistan businesses!

[4]You buy stock in the Bank of Cheesistan, but technically this is illegal unless you migrate to Cheesistan or provide a statement of intent to migrate to Cheesistan.

((I have tons of fans, but they're all in Lyeos' head and so cannot send mail))

"Did I not JUST warn you!?"

Punish the potatolaird AND the bodyguards for their misdeeds.

[5]You punch the potatolaird just fine, but the demonic lawyers of the LGBT are too quick and create an unholy force-field around the lesbian guards right before your punch connects with the ugly one's face. (Technically, she's not ugly, just slightly less pretty than her counterpart, but I have no real way of distinguishing them. ) more masculine one's face.

Maria: Start cleaning your corner of the room as best you can.

Giegue: Continue making diplomatic relations with the ratkind.

[6]It actually looks like someone gives a crap now! Good job Maria.
[2]You accidentally piss them off and they all hiss and storm the room. Your room is now under siege by rats.