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[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Should be the last post needed, even if not, close enough. Rollin'. ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Go on a vacation.

Throw a bouncy-ball against the ceiling of wherever I'm vacationing, or, if I'm not, the ceiling in some random building in Cheesistan.

[2] You used up all your vacation days curing your inventor's block and fighting Kevakiyas.
[2] The bouncy-ball phases through your hand.

Me: Continue to build the gate.
Mini-me: Walk over to Giegue.

[4] The construction slows.
[1] He is floating in mid-air and half asleep.

((Would we be allowed to use card combinations that are banned at tournaments?))

Summon Cthulhu. What's the worst that could happen? I'm already insane.

If that fails, try to summon Cthulhu again.

[8]Cthulhu is summoned and eats you before going back to the realm of the "outer gods" for tea.
[4]You summon him again, but since you are in his stomach, it is redundant.

Teleport the pair into deep space, unless they sign up for mission duty.

Force humanity to make a colony on Europa.

"None may touch my majestic potato ass and live to tell the tale."

[2]One crotch kicks you and the two run away, using the evil power of the LGBT to resist all "divine" interference.
[2]Humanity's barely making it in the Mars colony. We simply do not have the tech to make it to Europa, no matter how much better it would be for a human colony.

Tune: Heal anyway remember the aura covers the whole camp
Tune: Go play some FF7

[3]NOPE cos: TIME LAIRD FISIKS.
[1]You're passed out, don't have a PS1, and don't have FFVI. Need any more reasons why this won't work.

Heal Toon
SQUIGGLY

[4]You make it over to him and begin to heal his wounds. The efforts are slow.
[2]A T-block is dropped onto the camp, but deflects off the shields.

Maria: File immigration papers.

[7]Because he's working late, he is able to get your papers filed rather quickly. He issues two temporary visas and says something about your citizenship having to be reviewed by the government. Congratulations! You're almost citizens of Cheesistan!

[Lyeos]

Summon Kevak.

Ask around for a ghost bouncy-ball.   

[Prophet]

Me: Try to form the shadow hivemind again.
Mini me: Talk to Giegue.

((Wait I'm I a citizen!?!))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Wait I'm I a citizen!?!))

(( * shrugs * Probably? I'll flip a coin. Heads yes, tails no. Two Danish 10 Krone say yes, so yes. I would've thought so. ))

[~Neri]

Help Lyeos summon me.

If that fails, help again.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: Heal

Senketsu: Help Tune heal

[smurfingtonthethird]

Are the two freeloaders still in my castle? If so, make cameras follow them everywhere.

Give humanity the technology it needs to make a colony on Europa.

Fine! If they won't get out, they'll supply me with fanservice!

[CaptainMcClellan]

ME: Guess what Ckisocoa's commands would've been since I am bored and want to roll already.

Maria: Inquire to see if that means you can take up residence in Cheesistan now.

Giegue: See what the strange, small human wants.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Summon Kevak.

Ask around for a ghost bouncy-ball.   

[7]You summon Kevak from the depths of the outer ring.
[2]The only person who knows anything about anything like that happens to be asleep...

Me: Try to form the shadow hivemind again.
Mini me: Talk to Giegue.

((Wait I'm I a citizen!?!))

[4] You link up two of your traps. Congrats, you've made the smallest hivemind ever.
[3] *clears throat * ahem. ~ No answer ~ Ahem? ~No response~ AHEM!!! ~He's not saying anything~ "HEY! LOOK AT ME!"

Help Lyeos summon me.

If that fails, help again.

[8]Due to your overzeal, you bring monsters and horrorterros and face-melting, mind-curdling, despicable horrendous, lovecraftian, clownesque, nilhilistic, Doomy Dooms of Doom back with you.
[AUTO] OH YOU SUCCEEDED ALRIGHT YOU IMBECILE!

Tune: Heal

Senketsu: Help Tune heal

[6]You're starting to feel better.
[4]Your blood magics slow the internal healing, but they cause all the open wounds to scar up.

Are the two freeloaders still in my castle? If so, make cameras follow them everywhere.

Give humanity the technology it needs to make a colony on Europa.

[5]They see your cameras. They raise you one middle finger each.
[3]Only a single mad scientists understands the technology you have revealed, and none of humanity trusts him at all.

ME: Guess what Ckisocoa's commands would've been since I am bored and want to roll already.

Maria: Inquire to see if that means you can take up residence in Cheesistan now.

Giegue: See what the strange, small human wants.

[5]"Yes, if you have the money to afford a place. We have an amnesty shelter you can stay in for the meantime since you obviously don't have any money yet."
[2]You could not care less if you tried. You tune out the small human.

Help Tune heal.

REVERSE SQUIGGLY

[1] You run out of MP.
[6] A reverse squiggly drops from the sky. Okay, I think we can all agree we're getting sick of the random Tetris pieces, yes?

[Lyeos]

Pat Kevak's head. Wherever he went to must have been horrible!

Find a nice, quiet, preferably female apprentice for reasons.

[~Neri]

Poke Lyeos.
Poke Lyeos a second time.

[Prophet]

Me: Link more of my cultists to my hivemind.
Mini-me: Attempt to develop telepathy.

[WillowLuman]

((So have I been getting rolls to punish wrongdoers?))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((So have I been getting rolls to punish wrongdoers?))

(( No, but there are two lesbians who are being needlessly over-harrassed by the Potatolaird, beyond what even I deem acceptable. Have at it, I want to see just what your vengeance entails. ))