Teleport Wallace to the safety of the Martian colony. Give him a pair of nice (as in not drugged-up rapists) female bodyguards/clingy jealous girls.
Throw the 'rapey' groupies at Prophet.
((That escalated quickly. What's with the massive amount of sociopathic haremettes? Honestly, there was just supposed to be stupid chickfights and Wallace being an iron buttmonkey, none of this darker shit.
-e waitwaitwaitwait where does the GM get off not even caring that I screwed up the lives of billions of people but when one guy gets raped, i'm in the shit))
[3] They grab him by the legs. The tug-of-war begins.
[1] Prophet doesn't have that "cursed by a potato god" appeal.
(( * shrug * Bad rolls? Insane horny college girls on mind altering drugs? ( Accidental ) Curse of the potato god? Be more careful and specific... Mm. I dunno, try playing them off of one another or have Leather-pants douche rescue Wallace.
Actually, I'm about to pull the smite stick out on you all. And technically, due to modern political correctness, transgender is not a damnable offense. ( Though, doing it without consent...
is. I hope. ) Believe me though, I'm taking down a list and by the end of the arc all the gender-bending better be fixed or you're all in the shit. Especially Kevak. However, Lyeos and others ( including myself ) are trying to fix it. You keep trying to rescue Wallace. If I see that you don't got this, I'll bail you out.))
((I would, but I don't believe I'd be able to keep up with everything))
Regain Mana
Teach Tune the ways of the Blue Magic
[2] You fail to draw mana, your Island and Plains remain tapped.
[2]
BLACK MAGEMaria: Chastise Giegue
CaptainMcClellan: Get off at your stop.
[5]He apologizes insincerely to the child and his mother. You smile and pat him on the shoulder. You offer him a cookie from your purse, he refuses.
[6] The bus stops in front of your building. The three of you get off of the bus.
Build trapisti temple.
Research immortality.
[5] Trapisti Temple construction begins.
[1] You fail at researching immortality.
Retrieves a newspaper for all my news needs
[I don't know what's going on either]
[5] You acquire a news paper, it is not particularly accurate nor does it tell you what you need to know.
I knew this would happen. So I decided to get my revenge on cheesistan.
Revel new info that cheesistan used to belong to america
[4] You reveal it! Noone is shocked. It's common knowledge for anyone who read the OP list.
Tune: Help Ckis in creating the barrier
[6] You channel your mana to Ckis.
SPAAACE!
Build space elevators randomly.
Build several space stations with confusing internal designs and geometrics.
[3] Many space elevators are started and never completed.
[1] Nah. Better not.
Start converting people that have been either gender-swapped or trapified back to their original forms using the power from the shadow beasts.
Convince the shadow beasts to agree to a deal in which I won't destroy them if they promise to stop distracting me.
[1] It is not enough. ( Try researching on the subject. )
[6] They agree and settle down. They send you their representative. He is there to discuss the terms of the agreement. He has amethyst-coloured eyes. An argument breaks out in the crowd and after the mob settles again a second, female representative shows up as well. Start deliberating.