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Should I reboot Cheesistan Gaiden.

Yes. How can I help?
- 7 (58.3%)
No.
- 4 (33.3%)
Only under somebody else's GM'ing.
- 1 (8.3%)

Total Members Voted: 11


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WillowLuman

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1125 on: May 10, 2014, 11:52:41 am »

Save Wallace from groupies.
Then try to convert him.
((He's on mars and you're not.))

((EDIT: Didn't the roll say Tune's Timelords are actually meager human imitators?))
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1126 on: May 10, 2014, 12:07:35 pm »

((Shit.))
Build trapisti temple.
Research Immortality.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

CaptainMcClellan

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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1127 on: May 10, 2014, 04:23:24 pm »

((Non-character Lyeos: Politely ask for finished trope list, please!))

((I'll get to it... Get to it. [7] Aughhhh.... Stupid dice. ))
((Bwahahahaha! Didja know that being the Designated Hero means I'm "a Jerkass at best"? So, to stay true to that title, I'm bringing this up less than 24 hours after you said it.  :P))

(( Mmm... Where you fit is kinda ambiguous and doesn't really fit Designated Hero too well. You could have just as easily been an Anti-Hero or a Villain with Good Publicity. Chosen One actually probably fits you better. It's just that I put you as Designated Hero because the Cheesistani give you a free pass to anything, the dice hand you life and power on a silver platter, and you're expected to be and honoured by the locals as a hero, even though the shoe doesn't always fit. However, even when you don't save the day, the people ( in their infinite wisdom ) are more likely to praise you than anyone else. ( Including those who might actually have deserved it, like the Jarl, Prophet, or me. ( They don't like the Jarl because Aristocrats are Evil, they don't like Prophet because of his trapping, and they don't like me because they view me as a textbook example of Obstructive Bureaucrat and The gods Are Lazy) And yeah, if you wanna be a jerkass, you can... but I'd rather you subvert it and be a genuine hero every now and again and not take your particular liscense to do everything but kill for granted. ALSO, I'm getting to the list and if you have a trope you feel fits you better than Designated Hero, go ahead and tell me. (I only know so many tropes and honestly I think I was a bit confused on what Designated Hero meant. ) ))

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1128 on: May 10, 2014, 04:25:00 pm »

((Naaaah, I was just making a joke about it. Keep on doing what you're doing.))

((I would like to point out that my character did kind of... End up dying a while back. Ghost.))
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CaptainMcClellan

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1129 on: May 10, 2014, 04:39:27 pm »

((I would like to point out that my character did kind of... End up dying a while back. Ghost.))
((Yeah, I recall. Oh hey, you actually are a pretty real hero in-game. You saved an entire race of alien ghosts. ))

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1130 on: May 10, 2014, 04:44:19 pm »

Fine. Why can't I be a douchebag god?

Make Wallace not shy, revert situation.

Kill Prophet for messing with my god things.


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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1131 on: May 10, 2014, 05:08:02 pm »

CaptainMcClellan: go back to work.

Giegue: Scare that one kid who keeps looking at you funny.

Maria: Politely ask if anyone of the bus has a map.

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1132 on: May 10, 2014, 09:07:26 pm »

Wake up from being in a vegitative state.
Put up holy blue magic barrier.
Sorry for not being around, I have no idea what's going on and stuff, so yeah.
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Tune of Dwarves

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1133 on: May 10, 2014, 09:08:08 pm »

Tune: Welcome Ckis back with a cup of tea
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CaptainMcClellan

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1134 on: May 10, 2014, 09:21:01 pm »

((Uh... What?))
Tickle all of the shadow beasts.

Search for the cracker with my plans for the cheestomic bomb.

((Wait, does that mean we get all the people on the ship, too?))
[6] You tickle them all with psychokinesis, they soon become powerless to fight back.
[7] The plans. Here they are.
((It is basically something I wouldn't wanna ride in.))
Turn the smurfington monument into a monument to me.

Make a sane spaceship.

[8] It breaks and becomes rather embarrassing.
[5] The ship's insanity resists your efforts.
USE SCYTHERS TO SLAUTER A LOT OF PEOPLE IN CHEESISTAN
[8] You succeed. However, you are then arrested and put to death for mass-murder. And this time a relic blade is being used so that even if you come back, your head will never attach to your body again.
Save Wallace from groupies.
Then try to convert him.

[4]You come back and try to pick the groupies off of him. This could take a while...
[7]You converted him into a trap. It wasn't difficult as he already pretty much was a boy-band pretty boy.
((Shit.))
Build trapisti temple.
Research Immortality.

[0] Only two commands per turn?

Fine. Why can't I be a douchebag god?

Make Wallace not shy, revert situation.

Kill Prophet for messing with my god things.



[1] Too bad. The black comedy rape continues. Game master is starting to grow more pissed and is strongly considering breaking out the smite stick on your ass for letting this happen.
[1] Ha! Nope. Prophet is Kevak's cultist, which means according to the Deities in Roll to Dodges Act of '07 you must file a formal request to do anything to him.
CaptainMcClellan: go back to work.

Giegue: Scare that one kid who keeps looking at you funny.

Maria: Politely ask if anyone of the bus has a map.
[7] Catch the bus Maria and Giegue are on. We're all headed the same place.
[6] You bare your fangs at the kid and snarl. He starts to cry. You lap up the schadenfreude.
[4] Someone hands you an iPhone with a map app. You don't have any idea what it is or what you're supposed to do with it.
Wake up from being in a vegitative state.
Put up holy blue magic barrier.
Sorry for not being around, I have no idea what's going on and stuff, so yeah.
[7]Welcome back to the land of the living!
[3]You'll have to recover from being asleep for a while first.
(( Oh nothing... nothing at all... XD We just beat our first boss. I was trying to stall until you got back, but uh... no dice. Anyway, Giegue is on a bus on his way to apply for citizenship and we must destroy Kevak at all costs. Also, your character's middle name is Gallilei.))
Tune: Welcome Ckis back with a cup of tea
[6] You offer him a cup of tea, which he graciously accepts.

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1135 on: May 10, 2014, 09:23:53 pm »

Start converting people that have been either gender-swapped or trapified back to their original forms using the power from the shadow beasts.

Convince the shadow beasts to agree to a deal in which I won't destroy them if they promise to stop distracting me.
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1136 on: May 10, 2014, 09:29:27 pm »

SPAAACE!

Build space elevators randomly.

Build several space stations with confusing internal designs and geometrics.
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Tune of Dwarves

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1137 on: May 10, 2014, 09:52:44 pm »

Tune: Help Ckis in creating the barrier
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1138 on: May 10, 2014, 10:03:58 pm »

Tune: Help Ckis in creating the barrier

(( Wouldn't that counteract? ))

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1139 on: May 10, 2014, 10:20:56 pm »

I knew this would happen. So I decided to get my revenge on cheesistan.
Revel new info that cheesistan used to belong to america
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