((Uh... What?))
Tickle all of the shadow beasts.
Search for the cracker with my plans for the cheestomic bomb.
((Wait, does that mean we get all the people on the ship, too?))
[6] You tickle them all with psychokinesis, they soon become powerless to fight back.
[7] The plans. Here they are.
((It is basically something I wouldn't wanna ride in.))
Turn the smurfington monument into a monument to me.
Make a sane spaceship.
[8] It breaks and becomes rather embarrassing.
[5] The ship's insanity resists your efforts.
USE SCYTHERS TO SLAUTER A LOT OF PEOPLE IN CHEESISTAN
[8] You succeed. However, you are then arrested and put to death for mass-murder. And this time a relic blade is being used so that even if you come back, your head will never attach to your body again.
Save Wallace from groupies.
Then try to convert him.
[4]You come back and try to pick the groupies off of him. This could take a while...
[7]You converted him into a trap. It wasn't difficult as he already pretty much was a boy-band pretty boy.
((Shit.))
Build trapisti temple.
Research Immortality.
[0] Only two commands per turn?
Fine. Why can't I be a douchebag god?
Make Wallace not shy, revert situation.
Kill Prophet for messing with my god things.
[1] Too bad. The black comedy rape continues. Game master is starting to grow more pissed and is strongly considering breaking out the smite stick on your ass for letting this happen.
[1] Ha! Nope. Prophet is Kevak's cultist, which means according to the Deities in Roll to Dodges Act of '07 you must file a formal request to do anything to him.
CaptainMcClellan: go back to work.
Giegue: Scare that one kid who keeps looking at you funny.
Maria: Politely ask if anyone of the bus has a map.
[7] Catch the bus Maria and Giegue are on. We're all headed the same place.
[6] You bare your fangs at the kid and snarl. He starts to cry. You lap up the schadenfreude.
[4] Someone hands you an iPhone with a map app. You don't have any idea what it is or what you're supposed to do with it.
Wake up from being in a vegitative state.
Put up holy blue magic barrier.
Sorry for not being around, I have no idea what's going on and stuff, so yeah.
[7]Welcome back to the land of the living!
[3]You'll have to recover from being asleep for a while first.
(( Oh nothing... nothing at all... XD We just beat our first boss. I was trying to stall until you got back, but uh... no dice. Anyway, Giegue is on a bus on his way to apply for citizenship and we must destroy Kevak at all costs. Also, your character's middle name is Gallilei.))
Tune: Welcome Ckis back with a cup of tea
[6] You offer him a cup of tea, which he graciously accepts.