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Should I reboot Cheesistan Gaiden.

Yes. How can I help?
- 7 (58.3%)
No.
- 4 (33.3%)
Only under somebody else's GM'ing.
- 1 (8.3%)

Total Members Voted: 11


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Author Topic: Re: Cheesistan: Cliffhanger Ending! Find out what happens next in Cheeistan Z!  (Read 270777 times)

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1110 on: May 10, 2014, 09:09:17 am »

What.
Doooon't ask. We're having a "We didn't die!" celebration. Although, I blame Kevak for the almost dying.
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1111 on: May 10, 2014, 09:10:30 am »

((but there is already a high council of time lords.And there are rules to time travel such as no changing anything. Once again, sworn never to interfere only to watch.))
((Except when you ignore that "just this once"

So basically when you arbitrarily ignore all those rules because you're the Doctor and you do whatever the hell you want))

APPLY FOR WORK AT CHEESISTANIAN EMBASSY

Yeah, there is a Cheesistanian embassy in Cheesistan. Because shut up.

((In one of the rolls I put a Time Lord government in to rule Cheesistan))

I...whut. I LITERALLY just QUOTED you doing that...wtf?
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1112 on: May 10, 2014, 09:15:02 am »

send two hundred troops from my army to Leyoses party and attack everyone
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1113 on: May 10, 2014, 09:16:34 am »

send two hundred troops from my army to leyoses party and attack everyone

((And suddenly, this.))

((Thank you for fixing it, though.))

((Aaaand you changed it back.))
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1114 on: May 10, 2014, 09:20:09 am »

((XD that link tho))
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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1115 on: May 10, 2014, 10:09:50 am »

Throw the shadow beasts a party in my mind!

Try to get a bottle of juice. Preferably peach mango.
[3] The crowd is too upset to comply with party. They've been fooled by "parties" before.
[4]Is apple okay? Cos that's all we got right now.
((You just gave me a frigate class ship that[REDACTED]. {I can't tell you or there would be spoilers in R2SP. All you need to know is it is a very very interesting spaceship.}))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

BUILD MORE SPACE ELEVATORS!

Make a giant obelisk in the middle of the country.

[2] One's enough. Too many'll mess up the planet's orbit.
[7] You build the Smurfington Monument! Good job.
Convert people to my cult.
Start performing trap rituals to gain power.
[7]You start converting people to your cult. Holy crap man, we already had like a few hundred million guys turned into females outright, do we really need a cult of traps?
[1]FOR THE LAST TIME: TRAP RITUALS DON'T GIVE YOU POWER. It's just a bunch of bad dancing by poorly dancing he-shes.
Too bad, my buttmonkey friend.

Make Wallace shy as shit. Watch chaos ensue.

Work out Martian genetics.


Also,

FUCK TIME TRAVEL

Nothing good will come of it.
[8]The chaos ensues. Wallace is swarmed by a bunch of chicks and basically carried off against his will to be fought over by a bunch of drunk chicks. Shy or not, he'd better put out if he wants to survive this one. Good job getting your guy into one of the worst possible situation ever, because drunk groupies are worse than insane cultists. And I'm talking about the Trapisti cult here, so you can imagine just how screwed Wallace is. One of the more sexually deviant drunk chicks ( who is actually not only drunk but has been drugged in other ways ) is trying to lick his ass, while he attempts to squirm away. I DEMAND you fix it, because noone, noone deserves the fate that Wallace is about to receive. And I'll curse you with permanent roll detractors if you don't roll to fix this, because it's not funny.
[4]Yeah. You read over some notes the Martians have made on their own biology.
Tune: Convince others to agree to time travel

Tune: Convince others to agree to time travel if first command fails
[3] Not convinced.
[6] INTERVENTION. Listen man, I like you a lot. You're a good friend. HOWEVER, We're solving this one via a poll, you can't roll for it.
((but there is already a high council of time lords.And there are rules to time travel such as no changing anything. Once again, sworn never to interfere only to watch.))
((Except when you ignore that "just this once"

So basically when you arbitrarily ignore all those rules because you're the Doctor and you do whatever the hell you want))

APPLY FOR WORK AT CHEESISTANIAN EMBASSY

Yeah, there is a Cheesistanian embassy in Cheesistan. Because shut up.
[8]Of course there's a Cheesistani embassy in Cheesistan! You apply and are hired on the spot... The last janitor quit right before the Toilet of Doom was cleaned. They hand you a brush, some gloves, and a bottle of bleach spray. Good luck!
send two hundred troops from my army to Lyeos's party and attack everyone
[1] The party's all in Lyeos's head. You kinda can't move your troops there.
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CaptainMcClellan: Grow a manly beard so that I cannot be mistaken for a trap. (+1 for the Rule of Beards)
Maria: Ask for directions to a place where they can apply for citizenship.
Giegue: Try to convince your mother to just leave and not worry about it.
[2+1]Your scruff is in no way a beard. You fail life.
[7] The security guard gives you directions to the nearest immigrations office, coincidentally inside the Cheesistan Embassy. You thank him.
[8] You convince her to go, only because she is already ready to. However, she does not drop it and takes you by the hand, leading you to a bus stop. You try to argue with her, but she refutes your arguments. You try to ask her why you couldn't just ride there, she says "Because". So you are forced to take public transportation for the first time ever. You don't like it. Too many people, and all of them are staring at you, you know it. You hate being stared at. It makes you want to break things, but you can't while your mother is around.

(( It probably doesn't help things that he's a nine-foot alien with a tail riding a bus. Who wouldn't stare? ))
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1116 on: May 10, 2014, 10:15:34 am »

((Uh... What?))
Tickle all of the shadow beasts.

Search for the cracker with my plans for the cheestomic bomb.

((Wait, does that mean we get all the people on the ship, too?))
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1117 on: May 10, 2014, 10:20:25 am »

((Uh... What?))
Tickle all of the shadow beasts.

Search for the cracker with my plans for the cheestomic bomb.

((Wait, does that mean we get all the people on the ship, too?))

(( What? Kevak's ship? ))

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1118 on: May 10, 2014, 10:21:05 am »

((Yeah, Kevak's ship.))
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1119 on: May 10, 2014, 10:22:24 am »

((Yeah, Kevak's ship.))

(( He rolled a seven... so I guess the passengers survived. That said, I'm pretty wary of just what that ship is/what it can do. ))

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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1120 on: May 10, 2014, 10:52:55 am »

((It is basically something I wouldn't wanna ride in.))
Turn the smurfington monument into a monument to me.

Make a sane spaceship.
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1121 on: May 10, 2014, 10:55:43 am »

USE SCYTHERS TO SLAUTER A LOT OF PEOPLE IN CHEESISTAN
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1122 on: May 10, 2014, 11:03:07 am »

What.

Welcome back! We grew a story. You were totally busy playing CS:GO with your gamer squad, totally oblivious to the massive wanton destructions and insanity going on outside. However, long story short Kevak got super-powers, then lost 'em. Now we have a resident alien whose mother is trying to make him apply for citizenship. Oh yeah, Smurfington's here as a giant potato lord trying to colonize Mars. If you need more info, you could try and read or ask someone else for a summary.

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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1123 on: May 10, 2014, 11:26:01 am »

((Non-character Lyeos: Politely ask for finished trope list, please!))

((I'll get to it... Get to it. [7] Aughhhh.... Stupid dice. ))
((Bwahahahaha! Didja know that being the Designated Hero means I'm "a Jerkass at best"? So, to stay true to that title, I'm bringing this up less than 24 hours after you said it.  :P))
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Re: Cheesistan: New Poll!
« Reply #1124 on: May 10, 2014, 11:49:08 am »

Save Wallace from groupies.
Then try to convert him.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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