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Should I reboot Cheesistan Gaiden.

Yes. How can I help?
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No.
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Only under somebody else's GM'ing.
- 1 (8.3%)

Total Members Voted: 11


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Prophet

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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1080 on: May 09, 2014, 09:52:21 pm »

Limp away.
Go to a hospital.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1081 on: May 09, 2014, 09:56:54 pm »

But that gets rid of half the fun!

Make Wallace bisexual, and cure him of his cluelessness. Watch the chaos that ensues when he realises he has over a hundred groupies.

Make the Martians lactose tolerant.


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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1082 on: May 09, 2014, 10:28:58 pm »

"Stop playing!"
Absorb them more so they no longer crowd mah brainses.

Go on a murderous rampage!

((Non-character Lyeos: Politely ask for finished trope list, please!))
[4] The all cry out in anger, fear, and grief some begging, some demanding, some just sobbing.

"Please.... Don't hurt us!"

"You can't kill us!"
[1] Nope.
Make a space elevator with my newfound abilities. TO SPACE WE GO!

Make the USS ClusterFuck from R2SP but without all the nasty things in it.

[6]SPAAAAACE.
[6] I'm scared to ask... but what did the dice just give you?
Tune: Once again try to form a non corrupt government of Time Lords for Cheesistan

Tune: if first action fails, try to form a high counsel of non corrupt Time Lords
[7] Congratulations! You have a Time Lord government! ( without the time travel! )
  • It did succeed, so.
start a fair sized farm within the walls of my land for food for my citizens and knights

add ferocious alligators to the moat surrounding my castle
[8] You start planting the lands and give over control to underistocrats.
[2] No, too cliche.
FORCE KEVAK TO TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT OVERSOUL THING
[1] Yeah... Cos forcing Super Energy Kevak to do anything is totally possible. NOT!
Limp away.
Go to a hospital.

[7]You limp away from the scene of the impact.
[7]You make it to the newly refurbished Cheesistan National Hospital and are checked in through the ER. There's not much a wait, for some reason, and you get your wounds tended to straight away.
But that gets rid of half the fun!

Make Wallace bisexual, and cure him of his cluelessness. Watch the chaos that ensues when he realises he has over a hundred groupies.

Make the Martians lactose tolerant.



[6]Wallace is bisexual and realizes his easily exploitable groupies. He grins slightly. Leather-pants douche is miffed that he's not getting his fair share of the attention because "girls are gross". * rolls eyes * Stinkin' Leather-pants douche.
[3]You have to figure out Martian DNA first.

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CaptainMcClellan: Also get to the hospital

Security: "Hey. You can't be in here."

Giegue: * sighs * "Look, I just want to spend some time with my mother?"

Security: "That's your mother? Yeah right, come with me."

Giegue: "Would it be alright if I just left?"

Security: "No you trespassed."

Giegue: Escape.

Maria: Explain situation.
[1] Nope. The dice say, "Pass out from thy injuries." So you do.
[4] You start to fly away.
[7] You explain the entire situation to the security guy. He nods understandingly and says, "Just go. Don't come back again. Oh... you might see about applying for citizenship so you can get a house."

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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1083 on: May 09, 2014, 10:34:42 pm »

Throw the shadow beasts a party in my mind!

Try to get a bottle of juice. Preferably peach mango.
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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1084 on: May 09, 2014, 10:38:00 pm »

Give the shadow beasts guys a bunch of shadow beast ladies in my mind...

Try to get a bottle of juice. Preferably peach mango.

(( There already are shadow beast ladies! You have an entire species of refugees minus three in your head. (Four?) You really need to start asking before you waste commands with stuff that's already a thing. ))

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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1085 on: May 09, 2014, 10:40:14 pm »

((See, now you're gonna make me go back and change it!))
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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1086 on: May 09, 2014, 10:44:33 pm »

((You just gave me a frigate class ship that[REDACTED]. {I can't tell you or there would be spoilers in R2SP. All you need to know is it is a very very interesting spaceship.}))

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BUILD MORE SPACE ELEVATORS!

Make a giant obelisk in the middle of the country.
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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1087 on: May 09, 2014, 10:45:35 pm »

Convert people to my cult.
Start performing trap rituals to gain power.
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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1088 on: May 09, 2014, 10:52:44 pm »

((
[10:02:58 PM] Tune: k
[10:39:12 PM] Tune: So
[10:39:26 PM] Tune: no time travel? Can I work on it?
[10:39:43 PM] CMC: NO TIME TRAVEL.
[10:39:47 PM] CMC: NO COSMIC BEINGS.
[10:40:05 PM] Tune: Why not time travel=fun
[10:40:24 PM] CMC: fun=!!fun!!
[10:40:36 PM] CMC: !!fun!!=total destruction
[10:40:49 PM] Tune: total destruction=good day
[10:41:05 PM] CMC: good day = Green day
[10:41:14 PM] CMC: Green day= Green peace
[10:41:19 PM] CMC: Green peace=hippies
[10:41:22 PM] CMC: hippies=liberals
[10:41:25 PM] CMC: liberals=bad
[10:41:28 PM] CMC: Ergo.
[10:41:32 PM] CMC: NO TIME TRAVEL.
[10:42:06 PM] Tune: K then I travel just far enough back or forward to where liberals don't exist
[10:42:15 PM] CMC: FFFF
[10:42:30 PM] Tune: Hey no swearing
[10:42:51 PM] CMC: Ok.
[10:42:58 PM] Tune: Soooo time travel?
[10:43:40 PM] CMC: NO TiME TRAVEL
[10:44:04 PM] Tune: Aaaaaaah but you let them space travel time is the next logical destination
[10:44:27 PM] CMC: Mmfmmfmf.
[10:44:40 PM] Tune: Problem?
[10:45:04 PM] CMC: TIME TRAVEL MAKE GAME MASTER'S BRAIN HURT>
[10:45:09 PM] CMC: GAME MASTER SMASH!
[10:45:26 PM] Tune: THEN DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. Just let it happen
[10:46:23 PM] Tune: Besides you passed out your brain should not be hurting
[10:46:46 PM] CMC: Mmm.
[10:47:07 PM] CMC: Ok.
[10:47:22 PM] Tune: Yay time travel
[10:47:46 PM] Tune: Correct
[10:47:47 PM] Tune: ?
[10:48:05 PM] CMC: Why?
[10:48:19 PM] Tune: Because it's cool
[10:48:23 PM] Tune: and fun
[10:48:31 PM] Tune: and weve been over fun
[10:48:38 PM] Tune: and what it ='s
[10:48:39 PM] CMC: XD
[10:48:45 PM] CMC: Ok.
[10:48:49 PM] CMC: I'm gonna post this.
[10:48:56 PM] CMC: And see what the people say.
[10:49:15 PM] CMC: Savvy?
[10:49:25 PM] Tune: Eh post what?
[10:49:41 PM] Tune: this conversation?
[10:49:46 PM] Tune: or time travel?
[10:49:51 PM] CMC: Just the part about time travel.
[10:50:03 PM] Tune: K they don't like that idea tho
[10:50:07 PM] Tune: remember
[10:50:13 PM] Tune: when i built the thing
[10:50:46 PM] CMC: I know.
[10:50:56 PM] CMC: Maybe your argument will change some minds.
[10:51:18 PM] Tune: fine, savvy.
[10:52:07 PM] Tune: Ima just say this I never planned to change history or anything
 ))

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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1089 on: May 09, 2014, 10:55:54 pm »

NO TIME TRAVEL UNLESS WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!
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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1090 on: May 09, 2014, 10:57:39 pm »

((Yes to time travel, some of the HSS ClusterFuck's abnormalities relate to temporal distortion.))
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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1091 on: May 09, 2014, 11:00:03 pm »

NO TIME TRAVEL UNLESS WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!
((I don't plan to change anything sooo yeah.))
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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1092 on: May 09, 2014, 11:30:26 pm »

Too bad, my buttmonkey friend.

Make Wallace shy as shit. Watch chaos ensue.

Work out Martian genetics.


Also,

FUCK TIME TRAVEL

Nothing good will come of it.
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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1093 on: May 09, 2014, 11:37:12 pm »

Tune: Convince others to agree to time travel

Tune: Convince others to agree to time travel if first command fails
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Re: Cheesistan: 1000th Post Edition.
« Reply #1094 on: May 09, 2014, 11:39:53 pm »

((I will go back in time and replace everyone with socks if you do that.))
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