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Should I reboot Cheesistan Gaiden.

Yes. How can I help?
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No.
- 4 (33.3%)
Only under somebody else's GM'ing.
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Author Topic: Re: Cheesistan: Cliffhanger Ending! Find out what happens next in Cheeistan Z!  (Read 267924 times)

Prophet

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #930 on: May 07, 2014, 04:43:59 pm »

Send more comforting energies to Li'l Giegue.

Get to Li'l Giegue.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

WillowLuman

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #931 on: May 07, 2014, 04:45:45 pm »

Summon the essence of Brian Blessed deep within myself to unleash the ultimate laugh!

If that doesn't work, give em a taste of the JARLAZOR!
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #932 on: May 07, 2014, 04:48:17 pm »

Comfort little giegue
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CaptainMcClellan

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #933 on: May 07, 2014, 05:26:15 pm »

Tune: Assist CMC in his endeavors

Senketsu: Assist Tune in assisting CMC
[8] The motorcycle becomes imbued with MAKO energy, which is highly unstable.
[7] You use blood magic to make a strong, arrow shaped shield around the motorcycle.

Float towards the middle.

Wave at Kevak.
[8] You don't float. You glide! With quite some speed. In fact, you fracture into one of the mazes outer corners, damaging yourself but also blowing it up from your velocity.
[8] You wave at Kevak before taking off, you pull a muscle in your ghostly arm.
Waves back.

Navigate the Clusterfuck!


((You don't need to convince me to give you a pat or positive words, just ask lawl.))
[7]You wave back.
[8] You navigate this place of madness until your very mind collapses from the strain of it. You forget what you were doing and get lost when the whole puzzle moves around itself.
Send more comforting energies to Li'l Giegue.

Get to Li'l Giegue.
[1] The shadow beasts refuse to allow it. They laugh at you maliciously and bum rush you moving inexplicably fast and latching onto you like seven bogeymen on a wayward traveler who went alone at night.
[8] You run, dodge roll, teleport, and otherwise badass your way through their ferocious onslaught. You take the short cut through the maze of insanity, but they are not far behind, leaping from shadow to shadow and cackling like the fiendish beings they are. You attempt to attack, but it is futile, they reform where you slice them and onslaught you with inexplicable attacks. Suddenly a white form appears in front of you... it appears to be an adult Giegue. He snarls at them and holds them off while you continue along a shaky path that collapses as you cross it. He cannot hold them off forever. You must turn your back on him and keep running, always running. You make fight numerous untold monsters and make it through to the Center of Giegue's mind. His Sea of Eden. Unfortunately for you, your badassery has run out and Giegue could not keep them away. The shadows rush you and pin you in a cocoon of darkness. You can see the infantile Giegue mere feet from you, but you cannot help him in anyway or speak to him. They dark forms swirl around you menacingly, infiltrating your mind through your tear ducts and paralyzing you. They discover who you are and where you come from and use unknown powers to fuck with your future rolls. But you are no doubt a true hero from now on... ( -7 on all movement related tasks, -X with X being the result of a d4 roll on all tasks due to the meta-game dice fuckery. -1 on CMC's next roll because he stooped to cussing. +2 on all attacks after getting free because you are now a badass hero. )
Summon the essence of Brian Blessed deep within myself to unleash the ultimate laugh!

If that doesn't work, give em a taste of the JARLAZOR!

[8]YOU LAUGH WITH VIGOR! TRULY IT IS THE ULTIMATE LAUGH. They don't like it... They recoil, but as soon as you draw breath they attack, sticking to your mouth like tar and effectively silencing you. ( You are now silenced. No dialogue, no speech-based spells. )
[1]You cannot Jarlazor... you do not know why.
Comfort little giegue
[7]You say a small prayer of comfort for the young one. It pierces him to the heart and helps him gain the courage he needs.

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CaptainMcClellan: "Get on!" * offers arm to help her get up. *

Maria: Grab the arm and use it to pull yourself up onto the motorcycle seat.

CaptainMcClellan: Rocket into Giygas!
[3]You take hold of his arm and stumble onto the motorcycle...
[6-1+4+2] With a supersonic boom the flying motorcycle zips forward trailing Mako energy and glowing with a green fire. It pierces dead center into Giygas with a small explosion.

Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)

(( The +4 and +2 were from Senketsu and Tune's help, in case you're wondering. :3 Also, it's because I wanted to auto-succeed this turn since everyone else was having tense badass moments. ))
« Last Edit: May 07, 2014, 05:28:41 pm by CaptainMcClellan »
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #934 on: May 07, 2014, 05:29:26 pm »

Exit the labyrinth.

Plan a party for Giegue and Maria's reunion.
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Prophet

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #935 on: May 07, 2014, 05:29:58 pm »

Attack the shadow creatures.

Pick up Li'l Giegue.

((I'm at Li'l Giegue's location right?))
« Last Edit: May 07, 2014, 05:39:35 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

CaptainMcClellan

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #936 on: May 07, 2014, 05:38:17 pm »

Attack the shadow creatures.

Pick up Li'l Giegue.

((I'm at Li'l Giegue's location right?))

(( Yes, but unless you break free of the shadow-creatures, you cannot pick him up. By all means though, I'm willing to take much liberties with what "attack" means if it means more awesomeness. ))

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #937 on: May 07, 2014, 05:38:34 pm »

DEPLOY THE SCYTHERS AGAINST THE SHADOW BEINGS
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Prophet

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #938 on: May 07, 2014, 05:40:42 pm »

((That's what i meant by attack. I want to attack them to get them off me.))
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #939 on: May 07, 2014, 05:44:33 pm »

Senketsu:fly Tune back to the citadel house thing

Tune: Study Mako energy because I am bored
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #940 on: May 07, 2014, 05:53:17 pm »

Continue navigating the Clustefuck! I'll find something eventually!

Bark like a dog.
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #941 on: May 07, 2014, 06:03:31 pm »

Fully regain powers.

Revert the traps back to their normal, potato-eating state.
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #942 on: May 07, 2014, 06:23:00 pm »

I have to use my KingSword now! IT'S A KINGSWORD!

My voice may be silenced, but that doesn't stop me from playing AIR GUITAR TO ACCOMPANY THE EPIC MOTORCYCLE! The sound is real because this is a mindscape!
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #943 on: May 07, 2014, 06:35:52 pm »

I have to use my KingSword now! IT'S A KINGSWORD!

My voice may be silenced, but that doesn't stop me from playing AIR GUITAR TO ACCOMPANY THE EPIC MOTORCYCLE! The sound is real because this is a mindscape!

(( Of course! That goes without saying! :D ))

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #944 on: May 07, 2014, 07:18:10 pm »

increase production of castle and shorten the time of its finishing
summon horses for a fourth of the nights to ride and to serve in my calvary
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