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[WillowLuman]

(It's for the best, McClellan might've rolled on it anyway without a reminder.)

[CaptainMcClellan]

Continue licking Lyeos.

Tell another insanely confusing story!

((Entities can't exactly drink water.))

((Grrfrygr! Confusion modifiers! You'd better not roll 'nother seven.))

[~Neri]

((*rolls 8*))

[Lyeos]

((Intervention! 1))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Offer Kevak some water

Wander around the Mental Realm.

[2] Kevak has refused the water, thus you get to keep it. ( Fresh Water get! )
[5] You start walking forward in the mental realm.

Continue licking Lyeos.

Tell another insanely confusing story!

((Entities can't exactly drink water.))

[5]You follow along, continuing to lick Lyeos malevolently.
[1]You confuse only yourself.

Start writing a holy book for the trapist religion.

[5] You begin the book of traps, the (un)holy book of trapism.

ME: NO, I'M TALKING TO /tg/ RIGHT NOW, THEY HATE FURIES.

[AUTO] Oh. Oops. [4] They rush the fury traps.

AS MY FINAL ACT, ensure this monster's whole body becomes an inert mass of dairy. "REMEMBER ME AS AN AWESOME KING!"

The King's last will and testament states that (checks) Tune shall be the new monarch of Cheesistan. All hail King Tune!

[1] This cannot be your final act as you still have three turns to be rescued.

CaptainMcClellan: Turn off the boombox.

Mecha Mays: Continue firing OxyClean cannon, defend the portal.

Giant Morgan Freeman: Roll a giant d10 to empower white suit with the ability to blind all who look at it.

[8]I turn off the boombox with such ferocity that the power button jams. It can never be turned on again.
[7] Your OxyClean removes the stains from all your victims clothes, as well as doing severe damage to them themselves. It even de-traps a few traps that made the mistake of wandering into your territory.
[6] The game allows this. As a bonus, you squish a few innocent creatures with the giant die. [8] Your suit takes on an ethereal glow. Looking at it reduces anyone to tears and leaves spots on their eyes. Your suit lights up the whole area and makes Giygas's attacks weaker.

Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)

Lyeos wanders along in the Mental Realm, following the sound of the crying child. He draws near to a small pale humanoid child. The child is curled up in a ball, hiding his face in his thin knees and sobbing, his tail curled around him and resting on his feet. It appears to be a very young Giegue.

Li'l Giegue: Notice the approaching beings.
[8]You notice Lyeos and Kevak. You are scared... You back away, trying to float to safety.

[Prophet]

Continue to write the book of traps and get my cult to do trap rituals to give Kevak more power.

[WillowLuman]

Continue to aid the cheesification of Giegue!

[~Neri]

Gain the mental upper hand.

Lick Lyeos.

[poketwo]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: Have a cup of blood tea while thinking of what to do next

Senketsu: fly around the room

[smurfingtonthethird]

Eat the distracted Kevakiyas!

Participate in big end game thing in WAOA

[Lyeos]

Be too crazy for Kevak to gain the upper hand.

Pinch Kevak's tongue.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Continue to write the book of traps and get my cult to do trap rituals to give Kevak more power.

[2] Your trap rituals, while highly trappish do nothing to help Kevak at all. Also you're hit with writer's block.

Continue to aid the cheesification of Giegue!

[8] You continue cheesifying Giygas!

Gain the mental upper hand.

Lick Lyeos.

[3+2] You gain a temporary upper hand, but Lyeos remains strong.
[2+1]You're having a bit of difficulty doing so.

FOR THE EMPEROR

[2] What emperor? Which emperor? When?

Tune: Have a cup of blood tea while thinking of what to do next

Senketsu: fly around the room

[3] You're too busy brewing tea to think.
[5] You flap you wings and remove Tune from the ground. You hover in place, getting the feel for your wings.

Eat the distracted Kevakiyas!

Participate in big end game thing in WAOA

[8] You eat the entire thing. Kevakiyas is now... Giygas controlled by Kevak inside Lyeos inside the Potatolaird. The giant potato explodes into nightmare energy and we're pretty much exactly where we started, except that Smurfington's spirit has been transferred inside the Mental Realm with Lyeos and Kevak to fight for control of Giygas.
[7] The apocalypse is spreading across the entire forum! ( Yeah, so... get some more RTD's in the whole end of the world thing. )

Be too crazy for Kevak to gain the upper hand.

Pinch Kevak's tongue.

[7] Your insanity and the coming of the potatolaird into the mental realm prevent Kevak from being able to regain his temporary lead.
[5] You pinch and hold Kevak's tongue. ( -5 on all Kevak's licking-related rolls. )

CaptainMcClellan: See if Giant Morgan Freeman and Mecha Mays are friendly.

Giygas: Desperation attack!

[2] No, no they're not. [/b]
[5]YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF GIYGAS's weakened attack... Someon takes damage, despite not being there at all.

Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)

Lyeos is distracted dealing with Kevak. The Earth quakes and Li'l Giegue is even more terrified.

Li'l Giegue: Try to hide.
[7] You conjure a labyrinth to hide inside of. You hide in the middle with a small ragdoll you conjured to hug. You cower in fear and sob silently. "It hurts..."

The potatolaird, as Smurfington's spirit animal, the fancy pink death dinosaur, appears next to Kevak and Lyeos.

Is Giygas speaking? Everyone hears in their mind "It hurts..." The swirling form intensifies and Giygas's pulse quickens in a terrifying fashion.

[Lyeos]

Tug on Kevak's tongue!

Flee into the labyrinth!

[~Neri]

Gain mental upper hand.

Locate Li'l Giegue