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[~Neri]

Lick Lyeos.

Push Lyeos out of me.

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Individuals get two actions, but if you have two characters [like when I was using myself and my golem] you get one action.))

(( Mmhmm. Two actions if you only use one chara and one per each chara if you use more than one. I'm gonna set a theoretical maximum of five charas at a time, which might go up if needed... but I really don't want to make things ridiculously insane. ))

[poketwo]

OTHER ME: THEY ARE ALSO COMMUNISTS, YA KNOW
ME: ATTRACT MORE BY TELLING THEM THAT THE TRAPESTS ARE ALSO FURIES , SINCE THEY DON'T LIKE THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE

[Lyeos]

((Why are you always licking people?))

[~Neri]

((Why not?))

[Prophet]

((I see nothing wrong with him licking people.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

OTHER ME: THEY ARE ALSO COMMUNISTS, YA KNOW
ME: ATTRACT MORE BY TELLING THEM THAT THE TRAPESTS ARE ALSO FURIES , SINCE THEY DON'T LIKE THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE

[8+5] Everyone loves the appeal of randomly throwing things together. Especially communism. Your other you begins to flood the world with Time-traveling Commie Electric Nazis. ( Mind you, the only reason we think it's a good idea is because we're all still under the influence of Kevak's mind-bleaching story.
[3-2]"Vat's vrong vith furies? Ve like them fyur their destruction."

Lick Lyeos.

Push Lyeos out of me.

[8-3]You manage to lick Lyeos. Since last I checked ghost-type moves are super effective on ghosts, Lyeos takes substantial damagd. Not enough though.
[1-3] Lyeos gains a psychological high-ground from which you cannot evict him from Giygas's "mind".

((is forced to do this so...))

Tune: 2 turn party for senketsu getting wings

Senketsu: eat some blood cake

[2-6] You party was a spectacular failure. It is ended early because everyone is embarrased.
[4-3] The Cake is a Lie!

((How did Kevak-senpai become the trap god anyway?))

Attempt to convert more people to my cult.

[3+2] The faithless return to your cult, along with some friends and family.

(Yeah, they should probably have the same number of actions now.)

Find any vestiges of cheese still in this damaged body, help them grow!

[8+3] The Cheese is growing at an explosive rate, entombing you in a cheesy grave.

Lyeos: Kick Shove boot in Kevak where the sun don't shine!

Lyeos: Poke Kevak.

[6+5] The boot goes so far up his arse he pukes it out.
[8-3] You also poke him in the stomach, causing him to double over in pain.

Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)

The sound of a young child sobbing can be heard.

CONFUSION END. ( GM's turn forfeit due to confusion. )

[Lyeos]

Offer Kevak some water

Wander around the Mental Realm.

[~Neri]

Continue licking Lyeos.

Tell another insanely confusing story!

((Entities can't exactly drink water.))

[Lyeos]

((Tch. I just said I was offering it, I didn't say it would do you any good.))

[Prophet]

Start writing a holy book for the trapist religion.

[poketwo]

ME: NO, I'M TALKING TO /tg/ RIGHT NOW, THEY HATE FURIES.

[WillowLuman]

Continue licking Lyeos.

Push him out!

((Entities can't exactly drink water.))

((Might want to pick something else for your second action, "you cannot evict him" probably means autofail))

AS MY FINAL ACT, ensure this monster's whole body becomes an inert mass of dairy. "REMEMBER ME AS AN AWESOME KING!"

The King's last will and testament states that (checks) Tune shall be the new monarch of Cheesistan. All hail King Tune!

[~Neri]

((Edited.))

[Lyeos]

((Dang it, HugoLuman!!!))