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[~Neri]

((Traps aren't anime related really, the term itself technically came from star wars and was warped on 4chan, they are a shade of gender identity, basically male dressing and acting as female, normally is also easily mistakable for female but is completely satisfied with their gender.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Lyeos: Waiting is lame. Eat Kevakiyas.

UBG: Smash more things.

[8] YOU EAT KEVAKIYAS AND TAKE CONTROL OF THE KEVAKIYASNESS. However, Kevakiyas now is unstable and cannot fully be controlled. You and Kevak are locked in an internal battle for control of Giygas whilst Giygas does things.
[4] You smash Giant Morgan Freeman's toes. He is not amused.

Take my new followers and start sacrificing humans to add their souls to kevak to make him more powerful.

[AUTO] NO HUMAN SACRIFICE.

Keep digesting the stars.
 
Power up.

[3] You have stellar indigestion.
[5] Giygas powers up.

Tune: Help Senketsu grow wings

Senketsu: Grow wings

[1]No need.
[7]You successfully finish growing your demonic wings!

Absorb cheese energy from across the multiverse.

Channel it into a giant sword.

[3]The cheese energy is weak here in the darkness.
[2]Making it even harder to make a cheeseblade. Pray for more cheese spirit. Drink some Chooze. Or something.

(If Kevak gets another consecutive ULTIMATE SUCCESS, I'm bailing. I don't want to play a trap RP. Only Kevak and Prophet want that.)

Designating Lyeos as my successor, CHANNEL ALL MY LIFE FORCE TO MAKE ANTIMATTER BEAMS TO DESTROY THE STARS AND AS MUCH OF THE FOUL ONE AS POSSIBLE

[5]YOU FIRE THE ANTIMATTER BEAM. It's having trouble piercing Giygas.

Spoiler: The mental realm. (click to show/hide)

Kevak and Lyeos stand in a dimly-lit place in a Mexican showdown for control of Giygas.

Giygas: Do something.

CaptainMcClellan: Keep trying to summon Maria.

Giant Morgan Freeman: Narrate

[6] You cannot comprehend the true form of Giygas's attack!
[3] The portal gods don't love you.
[7] You provide the best damn narration ever. Just like you always do. That's why you're famous and rich and stuff.

((No tarps can be made whilst the battle for control of Giygas rages in the mental realm. ))

[Lyeos]

Lyeos: Tell Kevak the story of the time I set myself on fire for fun to confuse him!

UBG: Kick Prophet

((Wow, I botched a lot of words, there.))

[WillowLuman]

(Wait, Lyeos is in the battle too... Alright, the successor to the Throne shall be whichever player is back in Cheesistan that isn't a dark god worshiper)

Jump into maw, destroy Gigyas from within!

[poketwo]

4CHAN YOU SAY!!!! NOW IS MY CHANCE!!!! SUMMON THE INFINTE HORDE OF THE ANONS OF /tg/

[Prophet]

((Your no fun their should always be human sacrifices.))

Take my small cult of followers and start performing trap rituals to make Kevak stronger.

[~Neri]

Tell Lyeos a story about the strangest SCPs to confuse him.

Push Lyeos out of me and reassert control.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: Congratulate Senketsu on growing wings

Senketsu: Fly around the room in joy of new wings

[CaptainMcClellan]

Giygas: Do something else!

CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to dance my way over to the boombox to disable it so I can be free of the dancing curse.

Mecha Mays: Attempt to use OxyClean cannon to remove the trap stain from the multiverse.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Lyeos: Tell Kevak the story of the time I set myself on fore for fun to confuse him!

[2]Kevak stubbornly refuses to listen to your confusing story.

(Wait, Lyeos is in the battle too... Alright, the successor to the Throne shall be whichever player is back in Cheesistan that isn't a dark god worshiper)

Jump into maw, destroy Gigyas from within!

[4] Into maw! Good luck destroying a virtually indestructible being.

4CHAN YOU SAY!!!! NOW IS MY CHANCE!!!! SUMMON THE INFINTE HORDE OF THE ANONS OF /tg/

[4]The anons begin to flow forth... Slowly.

((Your no fun their should always be human sacrifices.))

Take my small cult of followers and start performing trap rituals to make Kevak stronger.

[1] No. Your cult deserts you when they see the tarp god start to implode on itself from the internal battle.

Tell Lyeos a story about the strangest SCPs to confuse him.

Push Lyeos out of me and reassert control.

[7] Everyone in the universe is confused. ( + or - X to all rolls next turn determined by a coin flip and a roll of a d6. Heads is plus, tails is minus. )
[1]No. Finally Lyeos is on equal footing with you.

Tune: Congratulate Senketsu on growing wings

Senketsu: Fly around the room in joy of new wings

[8]You throw a two turn party for Senketsu.
[2]But... but... blood cake. At the party. On the ground.

Giygas: Do something else!

CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to dance my way over to the boombox to disable it so I can be free of the dancing curse.

Mecha Mays: Attempt to use OxyClean cannon to remove the trap stain from the multiverse.

[3]This something is a bit more explicable and less impressive, but cut 'im some slack he has a maniac and a madman genius fighting inside of him.
[5] I get to the boombox, but have to figure out a way to incorporate pressing the off button into my dance routine.
[3] THE TARPING IS TOO STRONG! But you keep them away from the portal at least.

Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)

The sound of crying is heard, interrupting Kevak's confusing story.

[Lyeos]

Lyeos: Kick Shove boot in Kevak where the sun don't shine!

Lyeos: Poke Kevak.

[WillowLuman]

(Yeah, they should probably have the same number of actions now.)

Find any vestiges of cheese still in this damaged body, help them grow!

[Lyeos]

((Individuals get two actions, but if you have two characters [like when I was using myself and my golem] you get one action.))

[Prophet]

((How did Kevak-senpai become the trap god anyway?))

Attempt to convert more people to my cult.

[Tune of Dwarves]

((is forced to do this so...))

Tune: 2 turn party for senketsu getting wings

Senketsu: eat some blood cake