Lyeos: Tell Kevak the story of the time I set myself on fore for fun to confuse him!
[2]Kevak stubbornly refuses to listen to your confusing story.
(Wait, Lyeos is in the battle too... Alright, the successor to the Throne shall be whichever player is back in Cheesistan that isn't a dark god worshiper)
Jump into maw, destroy Gigyas from within!
[4] Into maw! Good luck destroying a virtually indestructible being.
4CHAN YOU SAY!!!! NOW IS MY CHANCE!!!! SUMMON THE INFINTE HORDE OF THE ANONS OF /tg/
[4]The anons begin to flow forth... Slowly.
((Your no fun their should always be human sacrifices.))
Take my small cult of followers and start performing trap rituals to make Kevak stronger.
[1] No. Your cult deserts you when they see the tarp god start to implode on itself from the internal battle.
Tell Lyeos a story about the strangest SCPs to confuse him.
Push Lyeos out of me and reassert control.
[7] Everyone in the universe is confused. ( + or - X to all rolls next turn determined by a coin flip and a roll of a d6. Heads is plus, tails is minus. )
[1]No. Finally Lyeos is on equal footing with you.
Tune: Congratulate Senketsu on growing wings
Senketsu: Fly around the room in joy of new wings
[8]You throw a two turn party for Senketsu.
[2]But... but... blood cake. At the party. On the ground.
Giygas: Do something else!
CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to dance my way over to the boombox to disable it so I can be free of the dancing curse.
Mecha Mays: Attempt to use OxyClean cannon to remove the trap stain from the multiverse.
[3]This something is a bit more explicable and less impressive, but cut 'im some slack he has a maniac and a
madman genius fighting inside of him.
[5] I get to the boombox, but have to figure out a way to incorporate pressing the off button into my dance routine.
[3] THE TARPING IS TOO STRONG! But you keep them away from the portal at least.
The sound of crying is heard, interrupting Kevak's confusing story.