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[WillowLuman]

((If you're mortal, you can't just eat a star. You kind of have to already be a god to do that.))

MOAR LAZORS!

[Lyeos]

Lyeos: Just wait.

UBG: Just wait.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Digest the stars.

Power up.

[5]HOW EVEN!? You begin siphoning off the top layer of gas.
[7]You gain gas power. ( Yes it's a fart joke.  )

Try to convert people to worshiping the trap god.

[4]Somehow, you actually get some followers, despite the fact that the trap god hasn't done anything good for anybody so far. Least of all, you.

Tune: wake up

Senketsu: finish growing wings

[6] You wake up refreshed.
[4]Bluddy heck, dem bony tips are hard, but necessary to achieve actual flight.

((If you're mortal, you can't just eat a star. You kind of have to already be a god to do that.))

MOAR LAZORS!

[4] You're starting to scorch your mouth, but MORE DAKKA! You continue to damage Kevakiyas, but due to his ioagnebaeipbnabu rolls, he has star power to combat your lazors.

Lyeos: Just wait.

UBG: Just wait.

[6]Keep on waiting, waiting. Waitin' on the world to change.
[1]Patience is not a virtue. You begin smashing things around the area of the portal.

[Lyeos]

Lyeos: Waiting is lame. Eat Kevakiyas.

UBG: Smash more things.

[Prophet]

Take my new followers and start sacrificing humans to add their souls to kevak to make him more powerful.

[~Neri]

Keep digesting the stars.
 
Power up.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: Help Senketsu grow wings

Senketsu: Grow wings

[smurfingtonthethird]

Absorb cheese energy from across the multiverse.

Channel it into a giant sword.

[WillowLuman]

(If Kevak gets another consecutive ULTIMATE SUCCESS, I'm bailing. I don't want to play a trap RP. Only Kevak and Prophet want that.)

Designating Lyeos as my successor, CHANNEL ALL MY LIFE FORCE TO MAKE ANTIMATTER BEAMS TO DESTROY THE STARS AND AS MUCH OF THE FOUL ONE AS POSSIBLE

[~Neri]

((I can always not trap you.))

[WillowLuman]

(It's not just that, one can only loose for so long before one quits.)

[Lyeos]

((I think the point was that this entire game has turned into you making traps and everyone else failing to stop you. And also you gaining power in the most nonsensical way possible whenever you lose it.))

[~Neri]

((Ah, well I wouldn't keep attacking you guys if you stopped attacking me.))

[poketwo]

I got solution.
ME: WIPE ANIME FROM EXISTANCE, THEREBY DESTROYING THE SOURCE OF ALL TRAPS

[WillowLuman]

(Twas only co-opted by anime. To truly eliminate it, you'd have to do something majorly homophobic.)