Lyeos: Flee! Flee like the ghost that I am!
UBG: Find a wizard to do the upgrades on the giant deathbot.
((I still feel amazing that I'm normal. Well, I'm a ghost, but I'm safe from Kevak for now.))
[1]No! NEVER!
[4] The nearest wizard capable of doing those kinds of enchantments... is Tune. Tune?
Tune: Continue to help Senketsu grow wings
Senketsu: continue grow wings
[8] You pass out while Senketsu feeds. +4 to his roll.
[1+4] Grow!
Try again to become a perma-trap. ((I'm not going to stop until i get lucky.))
[6] CLOSE ENOUGH. FROM NOW ON ALL REPEAT COMMANDS AFTER THREE TURNS WILL BE PENALIZED, EH? GOOD, YOU ARE TRAPPY TRAP.
Does A Victory Dance
"Success! It's time to bring on the pain."
[I was really glad that I got a good roll on the gear ]
[8]Your victory dance takes on an epic form. You rock out and feel in pain.
((So since Smurf self destructed, and rolled an 8, doesn't that make him dead or incapacitated?))
Remove the cheese and potato contaminants.
Eat the remains of the incapacitated cheese and potato entity.
[2] No, it is spreading!
[5] You take a bite.
CaptainMcClellan: Continue Hustling to open the portal.
Get everyone else to dance with me. Portals like synchronized dancing, yes?
[3] I mess up the rhythm and slip into a lame make-it-up-as-you go along dance.
[8] PORTALS LOVE SYNCHRONIZED DANCING! MUHAHAHAHAHAH! THE PORTAL IS NOW FIFTEEN MILES HIGH AND SIXTY MILES WIDE. ANYTHING COULD COME THROUGH. ANYTHING. Also, I have no idea where it's connected to, but I hope it's to where Giegue's dead mother is.
CaptainMcClellan: Continue Hustling to open the portal.
Get everyone else to dance with me. Portals like synchronized dancing, yes?
Starts A Flash Mob That Dances To [Lady GaGa - G.U.Y.]
[1] No. Just no. Everyone disapproves.
Not dead yet, weirdo.
Consume Kevakiya's cheese corruption, gain massive tracts of power.
Fully regenerate.
[7]You get your revenge and eat Kevakiyas's cheese corruption.
[3] You heal part-way, but you are still pretty bad damaged.
Using royal paladin powers, strike down the weakened Kevakiya!
[1] The dark power is too strong for you! Your paladin powers are overwhelmed. [ paladin powers lost.
]
Counter the jarl's attack.
[2] You counter the failed attack. Noone celebrates your cheap shot.
(( What should come through the portal, eh?))