(Your god was forcefully converting people before I ever even showed up.)
((They secretly wanted it.))
Creates a ring of Traptastic inanity around the aura of purity, the ring is set to move with the aura of purity, instantly countering anything that it does.
DEVOUR THE CHEESE AND POTATO GOD!
[1] Your traptastic energy is confined by a mysterious force.
[6] You attack the Cheese and Potato god, however you can't get more than a bite...
( Purify evil, detect evil, moderate healing, light blasts, power aura, pray, etc. )
CaptainMcClellan: Try again to recruit the PSI-heroes.
Use "Axel F" to assist fancy footwork
[2] They adamantly refuse to help and murmur about joining the cheese and potato god because he looks actually capable of beating Kevakiyas.
[8] It totally works! I'm inflicted with dance fever! Until the music ends ( and it's on a loop ) I cannot stop dancing.
Tune: dig Ckis out of popcorn
Tune: continue to watch battle with senketsu
[7]You rescue your friend from being entombed in steam-cooked corn product.
[3] For some reason a haze as drifted over the camp, obscuring the view.
Attempt to develop trap powers and send message to jarl. "I can't control the trap god what do you want me to do his a freaking god!"
[1]You fail to develop trap powers.
[5]You send the message for his consideration.
"YOU DENIED THE TREATY, FEEL THE MIGHT OF CHEESE POWER"
Summon a warpgate to the CHEESE-POTATO dimension, resurrect all one quintillion members of the Cheese-Potato Legion!
Start converting European traps back into cheese-loving humans!
[1]Sadly, the warp-gate fails, likely because your warp-gate gland is being chewed upon by Kevakiyas.
[1]YOU NEED MORE POWAH!
(I'll take it for granted that I'm back to true genderlessness, rather than mere androgyny.)
Cheesistanians! Your Sovereign has had an epiphany! There shall be no more repression, but instead we shall fight to restore the natural right of humanity to their own identities! For those who want to be traps, let them be traps, but forced conversions are an abomination!
Be a good paladin-king, crusade for mankind's right to not be traps.
[7]You succeed! You convert hundreds from every group behind you glorious white banner!
( Mmm... yea. You're pretty much a spirit or something now? I mean you're beyond the scope of "mere flesh" now that you have purified. However, watch your step. None of us can stay pure for long.)
(( G'night all, I'm going ta bed. ))
(Your god was forcefully converting people before I ever even showed up.)
((They secretly wanted it.))
(( LIES AND SLANDER!))
"Citizens Trapistan are we going to forget the cruelty show to us traps just because the trap hater gives one speech will we allow them to insult the trap god was it not them who tried to forcefully convert us before our great nation was founded we will not forget nor will we forgive the heathen jarl!"
Not to be a hater or anything, I'm prone to a bit of genocide now and then, but you converter traps are basically on par with Hitler at the moment. Full ethic cleansing, right?.
And ethnic cleansing to something depraved at that. Complete with a heretic Prophet. My my, I started the apocalypse. :/
(( STOP NINJA'ing ME! I JUST WANT TO SUBMIT ROLL AND SLUMBER. ))