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[CaptainMcClellan]

Research mystical constructs.

[7] You learn how to make golems and other neat things.

Attempt to wake up
Go back to camp if woken up if not awake try to wake again

[8]You wake up... in random agonizing pain. You are now inflicted with insomnia.
[4]To the camp.

[Lyeos]

"Keheheheh.... Keheheheheheheh...."

BUILD THE CANNON GOLEM FROM PATHFINDER.

[Tune of Dwarves]

cure pain
Improve magic focus on staff

[CaptainMcClellan]

"Keheheheh.... Keheheheheheheh...."

BUILD THE CANNON GOLEM FROM PATHFINDER.

[6] Sure!

cure pain
Improve magic focus on staff

[3] You feel a little number and the pain is no longer unbearable.
[2] Eh.... not so much no.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Heal again

[Lyeos]

Attempt to figure out what the heck is going on with the rolls now.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Heal again

[1] You're a black mage.

Attempt to figure out what the heck is going on with the rolls now.

[8] You want the short version? No... Ok! Well you see, back a few turns ago, I decided to roll to upgrade to a d8 and rolled a 5. From then after I've been using a d8 on the Dungeons & Dragons website. Apparently, the dice love you and hate Tune of Dwarves. I can't really say why, but it seems to be some kind of pattern to it. Probably because a lot of automated dice rolls aren't truly random or even accurately weighted. I don't know. If it persists, I'm going to have to intervene on Tune's behalf and probably add a -1 modifier to all your future rolls, only for you to roll a 9 on the d8 or something like that. I guess if you want more information, I could lecture you about random numbers, true randomness versus artificial randomness and several other number and game theories as well as statistical probability.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Giegue: Go on a rampage.

[Lyeos]

Sacrifice my next three rolls, excluding this one... In order to roll the best possible number on the fourth roll after this one?.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Apologize to Giegue
improve staff's magical capabilities

[CaptainMcClellan]

Giegue: Go on a rampage.

[1] You find you don't have the inner rage right now. You're too tired.

Sacrifice my next three rolls, excluding this one... In order to roll the best possible number on the fourth roll after this one?.

[1] No, you can't do that.

Apologize to Giegue
improve staff's magical capabilities

[4]He neither accepts or refuses your apology.
[6]You add materia to your staff.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Improve shield defenses in general
Fortify camp

[CaptainMcClellan]

CaptainMcClellan: Call in ex-girlfriend to ruin everyone's lives.

Giegue: Retreat to somewhere quiet and peaceful to rest and cry in peace.

[Lyeos]

Dance party time! With Giegue!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Improve shield defenses in general
Fortify camp

[2] You add some tin-foil.
[4] You add some tin-foil to the camp too, and stacked cans.

CaptainMcClellan: Call in ex-girlfriend to ruin everyone's lives.

Giegue: Retreat to somewhere quiet and peaceful to rest and cry in peace.

[2] She is called in, but somehow doesn't manage to ruin our lives. In fact, she's quite popular at parties.
[2] You start to float away when...

Dance party time! With Giegue!

[8] THIS HAPPENS! Your party interrupts Giegue's quiet time. Even worse for you, somehow your party ability overwhelms his self-control attribute. Forcing him to dance against his will. Just know... You've doomed us all.