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[CaptainMcClellan]

Giegue: Plug in new controller, press start.

[Lyeos]

Send a letter to the president.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Continue with magic practice
craft a new magic staff as my old one became a powerful war staff out of my control

[CaptainMcClellan]

Wait, didn't I have a companion or something...?
Forge a chain staff in preperation for the zombies.

[4] You do. Say hi jaguar! * roaring of a giant cat is heard *
[3] Chain... not the best quality. Staff, not really. Whip maybe. maybe.

ATTACK CHESSISTAN WITH ZOMBIES

[4] * sighs * The zombies continue to attack Cheesistan, with more furor and scariness.

Giegue: Plug in new controller, press start.

[4] Success! "MOTHER" begins. You have no idea what to do next because the game is aigaervuibaerlvbaervgaer hard and super weird.

Send a letter to the president.

[2]Snail mail! It could take over four weeks for the letter to clear security and filing.

Continue with magic practice
craft a new magic staff as my old one became a powerful war staff out of my control

[6] Your Firaga blasts you into a wall. 10/10
[3] You make a suckish training staff.

[Lyeos]

Take another vacation in an attempt to remove my inventor's block.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Giegue: press arrow buttons.

CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to upgrade the game to a d8

[poketwo]

START TAKING TERRITORY

[CaptainMcClellan]

Take another vacation in an attempt to remove my inventor's block.

[4] The vacation goes well, you get a few ideas, the bureaucratic gears begin to turn.

Giegue: press arrow buttons.

CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to upgrade the game to a d8

[5] You move Ninten around the screen. Ninten is attacked by a flying lamp. Giegue figures out the battle mechanics straight away and finds the battle bizarre but curiously familiar.
[5] Complete success! Two new degrees of success are added to the game.

START TAKING TERRITORY

[3] The territory expansion is slow.

[Lyeos]

Call the president again, tell him that I can help with the zombie problem if he gets rid of my inventor's block.

[ckisocoa]

Begin fortifying camp to prep for the incoming zombie attack.
Construct farm within camp range.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Improve magic staff
Attempt to get better at last learned spell

[CaptainMcClellan]

Call the president again, tell him that I can help with the zombie problem if he gets rid of my inventor's block.

[6]You are connected with President Byron. He sympathizes with your plight and has your inventor's block removed. He also compliments you on what a wonderfully patient and polite man you are.

Begin fortifying camp to prep for the incoming zombie attack.
Construct farm within camp range.

[2] Eh.... Paper screens aren't good fortifications.
[7] You build the best and most efficient farm ever made!

Improve magic staff
Attempt to get better at last learned spell

[3] It is now a +decorated crappy practice staff+
[4] More burns, slight improvement.

[Lyeos]

"Aaaaaawww yeeeeeaaaah!"
Invent giant warmechs for the glory of Cheesistan!

[Tune of Dwarves]

Improve magic capabilities of staff
Station 32 of my spears to guard the camp

[ckisocoa]

Gather as many crops as possible

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MAKE SOME FREAKING HOLY WATER, MAYBE?