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Total Members Voted: 11

[poketwo]

RESPAWN AND SEE HOW BIG THE POPULATION IS

[CaptainMcClellan]

"Get your NeoSteads here! Modified to fire cheese-based projectiles! Two NeoSteads for the price of one right now, people!"

Supply our troops with cheese-based weaponry.

[3] You promise many more weapons than you can deliver, but those that you do are pretty good quality. Certainly better than "pointed stick". You retain position, we retain payment.

RESPAWN AND SEE HOW BIG THE POPULATION IS

[2] You are raised as a zombie and the population flees faster than you can count. You guess about five hundred? That could only be in the capital though. * shrugs *

[Lyeos]

Research explosive cheese-rounds.

[poketwo]

SPREAD GLORIOUS ZOMBIFICATION

[Playergamer]

Destroy zombies with NeoSteads!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Research explosive cheese-rounds.

[6] A tidal wave of molten nacho cheesma spews forth from what once was your laboratory.

SPREAD GLORIOUS ZOMBIFICATION

[2] You move too slowly to do much harm.

Destroy zombies with NeoSteads!

[1] This fails. In fact, you blow up poketwo, doing more to spread the zombification than he did. Now you're surrounded by zombies. Half of the population is zombies. All of your NeoSteads go down at once. ( On the upside, the cheesma is heading your way. )

[Playergamer]

Have the remaining soldiers take cover from cheesma. Keep zombies at bay.

[poketwo]

BECOME NECROMANCER

[CaptainMcClellan]

Have the remaining soldiers take cover from cheesma. Keep zombies at bay.

[5] The soldiers get to the bunker and you successfully kill several zombies, you make it to the bunker just in time to watch the cheesma flood. It is all very epic.

BECOME NECROMANCER

[4] You become a necromancer and escape the cheesma. However, you now have nothing left to raise.

[Playergamer]

I love the smell of cheesma in the morning. Wait for cheesma flood to subside.

[poketwo]

GO TO AMERICAN GRAVEYARD AND RAISE THE DEAD THERE.

[Lyeos]

Figure out how to weaponize the cheesma.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I love the smell of cheesma in the morning. Wait for cheesma flood to subside.

[3] Your patience wears thin, the cheesma flows strong.

GO TO AMERICAN GRAVEYARD AND RAISE THE DEAD THERE.

[4] How you got there is a mystery, but you make it to an American graveyard and raise the dead. Sort of, they're still stuck in their graves.

Figure out how to weaponize the cheesma.

[6] You build a giant cheesma cannon. It's super effective. The cheese flood doubles in speed and intensity and your face is starting to melt from the heat of it.

[Playergamer]

Play Call of Cheese until flood subsides.

[Lyeos]

Request assistance in shutting off the cannon.