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[Vgray]

Cue obristani rebels

[CaptainMcClellan]

Train Cheesistan's army with cheese guns!

[1] Cheese gun melts in your hand.

Enter Cheesistan as representative of illustrious Kolechia.

Demand tribute. Much tribute. For recognition of Cheesistan as sovereign nation, yes?

If tribute not provided, pull out multitudinous Kolechian weaponry hidden on body and cause carnage.

[1] Your passport is obviously fake, you are detained without injury to Cheesistan.

Cue obristani rebels

[2] The rebels vandalize the border patrol booth, tagging it "You suck"

[poketwo]

Spread the faith of lord helix

(if not known, look up lord helix on google)

[CaptainMcClellan]

Spread the faith of lord helix

(if not known, look up lord helix on google)

[4] - 10 for lame overdone meme = -6

Helix kills you for being an unauthorized spreader of his worship. However, you did get a few converts and can come back to life in fifteen minutes.

[poketwo]

TRY TO SPREAD COMMUNIST REVOLUTION

[Vgray]

Bribe the border inspector

[Playergamer]

Train the military with BETTER cheese guns!

[Lyeos]

Become an arms dealer in Cheesistan.

[CaptainMcClellan]

TRY TO SPREAD COMMUNIST REVOLUTION

[4] It takes! The country is divided. However, the population is so low in Cheesistan proper that all aggression is limited to bar fights and academic debates.

Train the military with BETTER cheese guns!

[6] Your training is totally amazing and impeccable, the army becomes an unstoppable cheesy force. Unfortunately, you are critically injured during the process.

Bribe the border inspector

[1] "We don't take bribes". Detain him!

Become an arms dealer in Cheesistan.

[5] You become the best arms dealer in Cheesistan and are licensed by the DODCW to distribute the latest in cutting edge cheese weaponry! Things are looking up for you!

[Playergamer]

Be put in Cheesistan's finest hospital. Use military to crush communists.

[poketwo]

IN SOVIET CHEESISTAN, CHEESEGUNS KILL MILITARY

[CaptainMcClellan]

Be put in Cheesistan's finest hospital. Use military to crush communists.

[4] You are put in Cheesistan's best hospital. It is also Cheesistan's worst hospital. A long firefight ensues between the communists and the loyalists, the loyalists having the lead though there are casualties on both sides.

IN SOVIET CHEESISTAN, CHEESEGUNS KILL MILITARY

[6] Your overzealous militant speeches give the surviving soldiers cause to worry. They decide to overthrow their would-be dictator and surrender to the military with no further harm. You are dead for another thirty minutes.

[poketwo]

REVEAL MY IMORTALTITY

[CaptainMcClellan]

REVEAL MY IMORTALTITY

[3] Your "imortal tity" [sic] has been revealed. However, the rest of you is mortal and is currently dead. Nice indestructible rack though. (( I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. I've been watching too much JacksFilms. ))

[Lyeos]

"Get your NeoSteads here! Modified to fire cheese-based projectiles! Two NeoSteads for the price of one right now, people!"

Supply our troops with cheese-based weaponry.