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Should I reboot Cheesistan Gaiden.

Yes. How can I help?
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No.
- 4 (33.3%)
Only under somebody else's GM'ing.
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #975 on: May 08, 2014, 12:38:40 am »

Wait, I can do that?

Change the ratio of humans to female 60:40 male.

Make a deal with Giygas so that we don't fuck with each others shit, and so we have 'open borders'.
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #976 on: May 08, 2014, 12:44:05 am »

Grab Kevak for the drums!

Crowdsurf through the shadow monsters, using the power of ROYAL ROCK N ROLL.

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #977 on: May 08, 2014, 02:09:32 pm »

Tune: send 2k14 back to his half finished home but still keep a metaphorical eye on him to monitor how the test continues
[8] You begin stalking him.
((Well not all of them i'm still a perma-trap right?  ??? ))

Send holy trap energies at shadow beings.
[8] Great. Now they're all effeminate shadow beings. Naturally they're shocked and appalled, but they refocus on the task at hand, namely killing you. Elsewhere an adult Giegue in the mental realm blushes horribly and almost vomits.
(( I meant all that weren't in the Mental Realm, so yea, presumably you're still a trap. I fail to see why you find that a good thing, but good for you! ))
Play the music box.

Make cat noises.

[7] You play the music box. Kevak remembered the tune.
[6] You mew like a cat and purr slightly
((Where did the -0.5 come from?))

Wait, I can do that?

Change the ratio of humans to female 60:40 male.

Make a deal with Giygas so that we don't fuck with each others shit, and so we have 'open borders'.

Apparently!
[6] The ratio's not quite correct to the original ratio, but you're only off by about 100 people, of which 30 are already going off somewhere to "explore" their gender-swapped bodies. The remainder either yell at you for getting it wrong or sit down hoping the nightmare that started with the trapper will soon be at an end.
[AUTO] Giygas fails to comprehend what you're saying. He is not really even aware of his own existence, much less anything else.

Grab Kevak for the drums!

Crowdsurf through the shadow monsters, using the power of ROYAL ROCK N ROLL.


[7] You powers of ROCK allow you to grab Kevak through space-time, despite him being entombed inside a giant puzzle at the center of Giegue's mind. You give him some air drums, and he starts rapping on them with imaginary drum-sticks.
[8] You crowdsurf the shadow monsters, who are so overwhelmed by the power or ROCK N' ROLL that the completely forgot they're supposed to be killing you. I'm not even gonna let it back-fire, just because it's awesome. ( Well, except that you're crowdsurfing away from Li'l Giegue. Oh, and the Goblin King shows up in his tight pants and tries to mooch off your fame to bolster up his dying musical career. )

Quote from: HELLO MOTO
Maria: Try to get through the shadow creatures to your baby.

CaptainMcClellan: Solve the riddle
[5] You manage to fight off a few, but two move in front of you blocking your way.
[7] I realize, since one always lies and they were alternating answers, BOTH doors lead to a horrible death, and I open secret third door in between them by pressing on a brick.

Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #978 on: May 08, 2014, 02:15:59 pm »

Destroy the band.

Make tiger noises.
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #979 on: May 08, 2014, 02:18:03 pm »

DEPLOY INCRUPTIBLE PURE PURENESS ON LITTLE GIEGUE
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #980 on: May 08, 2014, 03:43:22 pm »

Be hit by a wave of despair.

Sit on a wall. There's no point in trying.
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #981 on: May 08, 2014, 04:00:04 pm »

(Whatever happens next, these past few turns have been worth it)

Begin head-exploding, Bowie-blasting, shadow-smashing, Lyeos (up)lifting guitar solo final shred!

MANIFEST PYROTECHNICS!
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #982 on: May 08, 2014, 04:21:01 pm »

finish castle
summon horses for my calvery
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #983 on: May 08, 2014, 04:21:18 pm »

Attack the shadow beings.

Attack the barrier.

((I like being a trap.))
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #984 on: May 08, 2014, 05:00:21 pm »

Tune: Continue to monitor test results
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #985 on: May 08, 2014, 05:43:05 pm »

Destroy the band.

Make tiger noises.

[8] You destroy the band. WITH A KICKASS DRUM SOLO! THE FANS DEMAND YOU GET BACK TOGETHER AND THE BAND IS MORE POPULAR THAN EVER!
[2] You can't be heard over the roaring cheers of you and Hugo's fans!
DEPLOY INCRUPTIBLE PURE PURENESS ON LITTLE GIEGUE
[8] He's already an allegorical representation of Giegue's innocence and such, so it's a redundant action.
Be hit by a wave of despair.

Sit on a wall. There's no point in trying.
[8] You are hit by an incredible wave of despair. If you weren't already dead, you'd be suicidal. As it is... You drain all the happiness out of the surrounding area.
[3] You fail to sit on the wall, you lie down on the ground where you fell because well, there's no point in trying. You moan in typical shade/ghost fashion.
(Whatever happens next, these past few turns have been worth it)

Begin head-exploding, Bowie-blasting, shadow-smashing, Lyeos (up)lifting guitar solo final shred!

MANIFEST PYROTECHNICS!

[8]Using the hype and energy from Kevak breaking up the band and his awesome drum solo to shred intently for eight minutes! You level a whole sector of the labyrinth, send Bowie back to the 80's, and squash all the shadow beasts, including the ones holding up. However, not even being winded by the fall halts your amazing shread. The power of your ROCK lifts Lyeos both metaphorically and literally, and he is filled with an angry determination to rock out and do whatever it was he was setting out to do before getting hit with melancholy, preferably in the most destructive and awesome way possible. You use up all the energy you have and fingers bleeding lie on the ground to recover for a turn.
[2] Not in the budget, no audience left, too tired to set them off.
finish castle
summon horses for my calvery
[6] They're just putting the finishing touches on the keep and hanging banners and such. It'll be finished by next turn.
[5] You get some more horses.
Attack the shadow beings.

Attack the barrier.

((I like being a trap.))
(( Pourquoi? ))
[5] You continue to attack the shadow beings, as they were safe from the Jarl's apocalyptic shread.
[3] The barrier bends, but the pops back into place.
Tune: Continue to monitor test results
[4] Nothing seems to be happening, he's just watching the castle being built.

Quote from: CMC
Maria: Assault the shadows with your parasol

CaptainMcClellan: Try to reason with them.
[5] They cringe and seem to be quite disliking the punishment, but they take it.
[3] They ignore your logical approach, waving you away with disinterest.

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #986 on: May 08, 2014, 05:48:45 pm »

Start slaying shadow beasts with my eye lasers!

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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #987 on: May 08, 2014, 05:50:16 pm »

Tune: Take a break and relax in the citadel house thing while talking to Senketsu about the tests and such

Senketsu: Talk to Tune about tests and such
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Re: Cheesistan... A sudden turn for the depressing and surreal...
« Reply #988 on: May 08, 2014, 06:18:08 pm »

Try to absorb the shadow beings.

Send trap energies at barrier.
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« Reply #989 on: May 08, 2014, 06:20:55 pm »

(Worth it. Best turn ever.)

Take 5
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