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[CaptainMcClellan]

Enter the Labyrinth, mapping as I go. Foresight!

Laugh a Kingly laugh the whole way, hoping others are affected by my cheerfulness

[5] You use a ball of string and chalk to determine where you've already been, mapping your way on a small piece of paper.
[1] Your laugh is very unkingly. It doesn't echo very far either.

Pass through the dang walls, since I'm a ghost.

Try to send Lil Giegue mental images of fluffy kittens.

[1]These are mental walls, they effect ghosts too.
[4] The fluffy kittens rub against dream Giegue's legs, but he's not destracted, he's trying to get to his mother...

Try to get to Li'l Giegue at the center.

[3] You continue wandering the Labyrinth.

To the center!

Somehow map anyways!

[1]THE LABYRINTH!
[4] You make a map. Unfortunately, due to the fact that you don't actually know the layout, it's absolutely useless.

Tune: build this in the camp

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[5] Constructions begins. Expect it to be done in 4 to 7 years. ( + about 10 for the glass dome. Good thing you have all that sand! )

summon a army of knights to protect me and my castle and sever in my military
remove house and build castle like the image below

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[6]You summon an army of knights to sever in your military. However, it appears what they are severing is each other. Good job. You just killed a bunch of Frenchmen.
[5]Construction begins. Expect it to be done in 3 to 5 years. ( +2 for the moat. )

GAIN KEVAK'S POWER FROM BEFORE HE WENT TRAP CRAZY

[1] Giygas has that power now.

Be free of mental dimension

Return to godhood

[6] You are free of the mental dimension!
[5] You return to a deity-like status. At least power-level-wise. You have lost your potato form for now, so you remain as the pink death dinosaur.

CaptainMcClellan: Buy the Sky Runner from a Mr. Saturn.

Maria: Step forward and try to comfort your son.

[1] There are no Mr. Saturns around. There is no Sky Runner. The portal is closing now that the boombox is broken and noone's dancing.
[4] Your words make it through, but distorted.

Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)

Maria is heard like the echo from a distant and far-off memory... "Giegue! Can you hear me? Listen..." The rest cannot be heard.
Li'l Giegue: Reach out for mother and cry out in sleep

[1] You are paralyzed by fear.

Inside Li'l Giegue's dream Maria is being pulled away from you by a giant, dark hand. She calls for you and reaches out. You try to fly forward and save her, but you are not brave enough or quick enough and she is consumed by the darkness...

Meanwhile:
Shadows begin to move in the distance, appearing in the corners of the labyrinth and stalking the players. The walls are listening. The floors have eyes.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Reacquire Potatobairdom

Acquire cheese powers

[Lyeos]

Float over the walls.

If that fails, fly over the walls.

Convice Kevak to pat my head, give me a cookie, and tell me that I'm doing a good job.

[~Neri]

Make magical shield and wards around self.

Get to the center.

[WillowLuman]

Continue mapping way towards center!

Laugh better! LAUGH THE DARKNESS INTO SUBMISSION!

[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: Finish building

Tune: Finish building

[WillowLuman]

(If you're going to build that Gallifreyan citadel, please don't get into time travel.)

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Nothing good will EVER come of time travel. It is totally fugged.))

[Tune of Dwarves]

((don't worry I don't plan to. the citadel just looks nice is all, but if things are coming to an end I may in my final commands))

[Lyeos]

((I'm kinda hoping Giegue escapes before any of us find him, considering how poorly my rolls are going now.))

[poketwo]

SUMMON THE SCYTHERS

[CaptainMcClellan]

Reacquire Potatobairdom

Acquire cheese powers

[4] You begin swelling and your skin starts to darken.
[7] You recover all of your cheese-based powers.

Float over the walls.

If that fails, fly over the walls.

Convice Kevak to pat my head, give me a cookie, and tell me that I'm doing a good job.

[6]You float over the walls. You now have a bird's eye view of the LABYRINTH. Wait... what's that huge thing in the middle?
[3]He isn't convinced. He grudgingly gives you the cookie, that is all.

Make magical shield and wards around self.

Get to the center.

[8] You make a magical shield and wards. The wards are immobile and the shield weighs you down, halving your movement speed. However, they nullify almost all damage.
[8] You get to the center, but the labyrinth wasn't the only thing that Giegue's mind used to defend itself... You have a new maze of sorts, it's full on non-traditional geometry and extra dimensions and moves around all the time like someone playing with a giant Escher-styled 5-dimensional Rubik's cube. With staircases!

Continue mapping way towards center!

Laugh better! LAUGH THE DARKNESS INTO SUBMISSION!

[3]You continue forward, but the progress is slow and you have to keep double-checking yourself.
[1]Your laughter sounds about the same. The darkness laughs louder. You are swarmed by grinning shadow creatures that would delight in eating your soul.

Tune: Finish building

Tune: Finish building

[7]Summoning the aid of the reprogrammed 6" deathbots you build a full-scale replica of Arcadia inside the camp.

• It's already finished.

SUMMON THE SCYTHERS

[7] GREAT. MORE MOBS TO DEAL WITH. ( Also, now the GM has to look up Scythers. )

CaptainMcClellan: Employ Tune's help in making the motorbike safe to drive into Giygas's mind.

Maria: Try singing the lullaby.

[1] Tune is busy with the rise of Arcadia right now. At earliest he can get back to you next turn.
[3] You find yourself getting to overwhelmed with the seeming hopelessness to sing. You whisper it under your breath and hope instead...

Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)

The shadows have formed into large humanoid shapes and are swarming the Jarl as well as chasing after the other players. Li'l Giegue's nightmares worsen as he hears Maria's screaming and he continues to cry while being stared at by large shadowy forms. It is more than he can stand...

Li'l Giegue: Try to strike back.
[2] Your attacks are completely hopeless, being easily averted by the tall alien forms.

Li'l Giegue: "Mommy... I'm scared!"

However, Giygas's attacks are much more effective. "I'm scared... "

[Lyeos]

Float towards the middle.

Wave at Kevak.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: Assist CMC in his endeavors

Senketsu: Assist Tune in assisting CMC

[~Neri]

Waves back.

Navigate the Clusterfuck!

((You don't need to convince me to give you a pat or positive words, just ask lawl.))