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[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: gather ingredients for blood potion

Tune:make blood potion

[Prophet]

Attack the jarl "All hail the trap god" Make trapist villages then found a country that shall be know as trapistan a theocracy who is ruled by the head priest me.

[KagetoKage]

"I now realize that I am surrounded by a bunch of imbeciles. One can only hope that the people who I have chosen to ally myself with understand how an area should be run. On point."

[WillowLuman]

((C'mon GM, you had a perfect chance to hit him with a roll penalty!))
((Also, can we tone down the font sizes a bit?))
Use ROYALTY to also get multiple actions per turn!

Counter-reverse bad luck permanently!

Crush the rebellion!

((I sure could use some assistance on one or more of these actions!))

[KagetoKage]

((C'mon GM, you had a perfect chance to hit him with a roll penalty!))
((Also, can we tone down the font sizes a bit?))
Use ROYALTY to also get multiple actions per turn!

Counter-reverse bad luck permanently!

Crush the rebellion!

((I sure could use some assistance on one or more of these actions!))

Aids in the crushing of the rebellion
[I am going to bed, G'night!]

[~Neri]

Uses Godhood to get ALL THE ACTIONS!

CRUSH THE GOVERNMENT.
CRUSH THE LEMMINGS!
DELETE BAD LUCK FROM EXISTANCE.
MINDRAPE JARL INTO THINKING HE IS A TRAP.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Ah, Hello Smurf, I have a deal for you: You can have the earth, and I can have the people currently alive, you do what you want with the ground and make more people if you choose, and I can do what I want with the people currently alive, is that an acceptable set of terms?

TURN FRANCE'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS!

TURN GERMANY'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS!

[3] The French have exquisite trap-resistant quality.
[4] Germans are a bit more vulnerable. Two or three turn into tarps and are promptly killed by the others

Tune: gather ingredients for blood potion

Tune:make blood potion

[7] SUCCESS! You have ingredients for blood potion.
[5] You make some blood potion.

Attack the jarl "All hail the trap god" Make trapist villages then found a country that shall be know as trapistan a theocracy who is ruled by the head priest me.

[7] Poor jarl...
[6] Frikka-frikkity-frak.

((C'mon GM, you had a perfect chance to hit him with a roll penalty!))
((Also, can we tone down the font sizes a bit?))
Use ROYALTY to also get multiple actions per turn!

Counter-reverse bad luck permanently!

Crush the rebellion!

((I sure could use some assistance on one or more of these actions!))

[1-2] You ensure your bad luck is permanent?
[2-2] You fail.

((C'mon GM, you had a perfect chance to hit him with a roll penalty!))
((Also, can we tone down the font sizes a bit?))
Use ROYALTY to also get multiple actions per turn!

Counter-reverse bad luck permanently!

Crush the rebellion!

((I sure could use some assistance on one or more of these actions!))

Aids in the crushing of the rebellion
[I am going to bed, G'night!]

[6] Your assistance drives back the trapisti.

Uses Godhood to get ALL THE ACTIONS!

CRUSH THE GOVERNMENT.
CRUSH THE LEMMINGS!
DELETE BAD LUCK FROM EXISTANCE.
MINDRAPE JARL INTO THINKING HE IS A TRAP.

[0] TWO ACTIONS.

[~Neri]

TURN FRANCE'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS!

TURN GERMANY'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS!

[Prophet]

Send offer of peace to cheesistan if they agree to recognize Trapistans independence we will have peace between our countries..

[CaptainMcClellan]

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[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: get some popcorn and a blood potion and watch battle
Senketsu: Watch battle with Tune

[CaptainMcClellan]

CaptainMcClellan: Bring in Trekkies from another dimension so we can have a battle of five armies.

Attempt to summon Maria through fancy footwork.

[WillowLuman]

Send offer of peace to cheesistan if they agree to recognize Trapistans independence we will have peace between our countries..

On condition that you will cease forcing others to convert to traps! If your god continues to do this, the treaty is void!
(This is dialogue, not my action.)

IF condition is rejected, leave it to allies and cheesegod to avoid borking it up with my luck.
IF accepted, work on purifying self.

[CaptainMcClellan]

TURN FRANCE'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS!

TURN GERMANY'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS!

[6]Friggity-frak, there goes the French.
[4]Germany uber alle! Kills the few that you manage to trap.

Send offer of peace to cheesistan if they agree to recognize Trapistans independence we will have peace between our countries..

[4] You send the offer...

Tune: get some popcorn and a blood potion and watch battle
Senketsu: Watch battle with Tune

[8]The popcorn maker is enchanted, the camp is flooded in popcorn.
[5]You watch the battle with Tune.

CaptainMcClellan: Bring in Trekkies from another dimension so we can have a battle of five armies.

Attempt to summon Maria through fancy footwork.

[2] The Trekkies aren't falling for the "giant shiny space anomaly" again. They have become to genre-savvy.
[2] I mess up the dance and the portal snaps shut before I can even see Maria.

Send offer of peace to cheesistan if they agree to recognize Trapistans independence we will have peace between our countries..

On condition that you will cease forcing others to convert to traps! If your god continues to do this, the treaty is void!
(This is dialogue, not my action.)

IF condition is rejected, leave it to allies and cheesegod to avoid borking it up with my luck.
IF accepted, work on purifying self.

KEVAK BREAKS TREATY!
[8]You become totally pure. Now everything is harmfully poisionous to you because it corrupts your purity. You instantly suffer massive damage, but also manage to purify a whole circle of land. Your bad luck is totally gone and Kevakiyas cannot reach you because of his evil. However, just because you are pure doesn't mean you are good, you can still choose to make bad decisions. Anything even remotely evil will cause this state of purity to end. (Your purity aura is not very large... you have temporary access to Paladin powers. )

[WillowLuman]

(What are paladin powers?)