Continue to slap Kanaya despite the burns.
Offer her some ghost-chocolate afterwards.
[4]She grabs your hand and breaks your wrist.
[8]You grabbed the wrong chocolates. She eats one anyway before you notice. New feelings start to emerge inside her psyche. A... kismesis-whatsit occurs? Good luck with that as she hates you and is attracted to you at the same time.
Protect Maria and Giegue.
Gain another magical ability!
[2]You can't! Cthulhu approaches!
[7]Your proximity to Cthulu gives you the power to inflict madness on any nearby sentients.
!!SUMMON BEELZEBUB!!
[2]Your staff makes a "ppfft" sound and smoulders at the end. Nothing happens.
return to the thing and make a TARDIS.
Accuse Ckisocoa of being a abusive friend
((CMC badgered me till I posted :/))
[AUTO] (( Honoring a promise. )) TARDIS RISING.
[8]Ckisocoa is offended and calls Toon a wanka!
*A stream of fire descends from the sky to the accompaniment of electric guitar*
"What danger afflicteth the realm??"
Cthulhu, Rogue gods, the remnants of an insurrection and some general chaos.
((Dammit, dice. Now this is going to end up all dramatic and junk.))
Me: Now fuse with Superman to save his life in a suitably dramatic fashion by using all my Ki bars for competence and going AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! and having random pyrotechnics and crap. Or at least one Ki bar for competence.
Super-me: If it works, go Super Saiyan 52.
[6+1]You fuse with Superman and use abilities to heal his wounds and expel the green kryptonite from his body.
[8]Super Saiyan 52 takes the form of an 80-foot-tall, morbidly obese gorilla that cannot move.
Kevak appears somewhere and wanders off with a bunch of food to go play X-COM with the Long War mod. He'll probably be there for a while. It's a several hundred hour campaign.
[3]Your X-COM console explodes from all the ambient destructive energy.
CaptainMcClellan: Summon Great Fairy with new abilities.
If succeed, Great Fairy: Heal everyone who has been wounded in the past two or three turns.
Giegue: Get away with Maria.
[8]I accidentally summon a lord among the Irish Faerie... This could be really, really bad.
[1]Nah, more destruction!
[3]You can't get away!