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Total Members Voted: 11

[poketwo]

NOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIES

And where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? 

WE ALREADY HAVE HER

Who?

THE TROLL

[CaptainMcClellan]

NOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIES

And where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? 

WE ALREADY HAVE HER

Who?

THE TROLL

Pfppfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpppfpfppfpffpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpttttttt There's not enough derisive noise in my lungs to properly mock that.

[poketwo]

NOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIES

And where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? 

WE ALREADY HAVE HER

Who?

THE TROLL

Pfppfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpppfpfppfpffpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpttttttt There's not enough derisive noise in my lungs to properly mock that.

WHAT? IT HAS NOT HAD ANY FORM OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE YET

[CaptainMcClellan]

NOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIES

And where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? 

WE ALREADY HAVE HER

Who?

THE TROLL

Pfppfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpppfpfppfpffpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpttttttt There's not enough derisive noise in my lungs to properly mock that.

WHAT? IT HAS NOT HAD ANY FORM OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE YET

Uhhh... Let's put that up to a vote, shall we?

[Beirus]

Huh, I was planning to get back into this one but I forgot what I was doing.

[Prophet]

Weren't you like some martial arts guy who was training Superman?

[CaptainMcClellan]

Huh, I was planning to get back into this one but I forgot what I was doing.

Huh, I was planning to get back into this one but I forgot what I was doing.

Yeah. Superman should be a fully trained adult by now. Welcome back Beirus.

[Beirus]

Right then.

Me: Go burninate Kanaya with Hadoken or Shoryuken to pre-emptively stop any attempts at sacrificing her for her blood. Also because I don't do "wins by default".
Superman: Go stop the lava with Ice Breath.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Woo! Dance party in the middle of Cheesistan!

[5]Despite now being neither time nor place, a giant flash mob forms in the middle of a warzone that is about to be flooded in heresy and/or lava.

NOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIES

[AUTO] Of course! What volcano god doesn't? However, there's still the matter of finding one.

Right then.

Me: Go burninate Kanaya with Hadoken or Shoryuken to pre-emptively stop any attempts at sacrificing her for her blood. Also because I don't do "wins by default".
Superman: Go stop the lava with Ice Breath.

[7]HADOKEN. Kanaya's side and face is horribly burned and she's bleeding all over the place. Also her clothes have caught fire and are melting into her skin, it's really gruesome and gross looking. Also her chainsaw explodes, dealing further damage. Without immediate intervention, Kanaya will die if she hasn't already. Burnination at 95%
[6] * heroic music from the 60's plays. * * Much basalt and obsidian is formed. *

Assess threat level of grey-skinned, horned humanoid with probably vampiric tendencies.

[AUTO]Given the recently inflicted wounds, none. Refocus on strange energy being. (Hope your warranty hasn't run out on the  energy capture matrix. )

CMC: Okay.... this is getting way out of control. Find a real weapon.
Kanaya: Dead? ( Roll 4-sided die, 1-2 no; 3-4, yes. )

[8]Find (and accidentally activate) a defective sentry turret. Life becomes a survival horror inside the Capitol building.
[1]Still one of the toughest to kill anythings in all of Cheesistan.

[Lyeos]

Kill Kanaya! Make her be a ghost! With a chainsaw! Then we can start a Paranormal Investigation Squad!

[Prophet]

Gain another magic ability.
Wait for Giegue and Maria to be OK?


((You know Lyeos you could just possess someone. Have you already done that? I can't remember.))

[poketwo]

SACRIFICE KANAYA TO KHRONE NOW!!!!
AND DEPLOY KRYPTONITE AGAINST SUPERMAN

[Beirus]

Me: Go finish off Kanaya. Or if Kanaya is already dead, see if the Monster Hunter can go find an actual monster to hunt instead of me.
Superman: Go wipe out the rest of the Scyther army with eye beams and Kamehameha and Hadoken and stuff.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Kill Kanaya! Make her be a ghost! With a chainsaw! Then we can start a Paranormal Investigation Squad!

[5]Lyeos uses... Who cares? Kanaya is now dead. (Un)fortunately, she has no interest in joining your paranormal investigation squad.

SACRIFICE KANAYA TO KHRONE NOW!!!!
AND DEPLOY KRYPTONITE AGAINST SUPERMAN

[8]You torch her dead body. She's still not a virgin and Khrone is still trapped. She's also quite pissed.
[8]Red Kryptonite, now we have a crazy, uninhibited Kryptonian who can go Super Saiyan.

Gain another magic ability.
Wait for Giegue and Maria to be OK?


((You know Lyeos you could just possess someone. Have you already done that? I can't remember.))

[5]You gain that one move from the trippy dream-based Kingdom Hearts... Sparkga or some such. Basically, you can shoot magical confetti from your fingers for massive damage.
[4]That's indeterminate. You are now stuck in stasis until they are confirmed to be okay.

Me: Go finish off Kanaya. Or if Kanaya is already dead, see if the Monster Hunter can go find an actual monster to hunt instead of me.
Superman: Go wipe out the rest of the Scyther army with eye beams and Kamehameha and Hadoken and stuff.

[6]Through the powers of intentional misinterpretation: CTHULU DESCENDS ON MICROPHONIA.
[6]Sure, that's one of the things you do on your super-powered rampage.

The truck on its way to restock Lilian's coffee shop has asplode in the street raining flaming coffee beans onto the citizens of the capitol. Everyone with any kind of sense is desperately trying to get underground.

CaptainMcClellan: Take out turret with grenade.
Giegue & Maria ( One action, one roll. ): Ok?
Kanaya's Ghost: Avenge your death.

[5]The turret's remains keep walking for a second before collapsing and sputtering out of activation
[2]Not ok. Also, in serious danger from the pandemonium outside.
[4]Kanaya attacks Lyeos.

[Lyeos]

Falcon-punch ghost-Kanaya into next ghost-week.

Go get some ghost-coffee.