Crash the party.
Annoy everyone and everything with my complete and utter lack of knowledge of what this RtD is about and me completely ignoring anything that might tell me about it.
But first,dramatically kick open the cell door.
[8]ANNOYANCE ACHIEVED. TIS ONLY TWO COMMANDS PER ONE CHARACTER OR ONE EACH FOR MULTIPLE CHARACTERS, UP TO FIVE CHARACTERS. YOU ARE DEMOTED AND YOUR ROLLS ARE PENALIZED BY -2 NEXT TURN.
Go find Maria and Giegue.
[5]You get a general feel for their location.
Wake up.
If I awaken, then Attempt to find the source of my issues to deal with them properly.
Also replying on mobile is sooooooo fun.
[6]* da-nun-nuh-nuh! * Revived.
[7] ... You succeed flawlessly, but I don't know what you mean so I'm going to assume all of the possibilities.
- You get therapy for your psychological issues.
- You get mad science to resolve any unuseful mutations
- You get therapy for the psychological issues caused by the mad science.
- You find the source of the issues of your favourite comic.
- You find the source of all the political issues in Cheesistan.*
- You find and correct the source of the weird taste in the hashbrowns.
- You find a weird legal precedent that may allow you amnesty from responsibility for all destructive actions thusfar.
- You find the off switch for my doomsday device.
- You found a plate of fresh nachos and claim them for yourself.
- You already voided your bladder recently enough that that's not an issue.
"Read the dang book!"
[4]Marchioness:
Attempt to read [3]
Failure.CUT UP COMA
GATHER THE TROLLS THAT ARE IN CHEESISTAN
[5]Uhhhh....
[4]'Kay. You've got Kanaya. Now what?
CMC: Go mess with something electrical.
Maria: WAKE
Kanaya: Do something totally benign.
[3]Mild electric shock. Nothing interesting happens.
[8]You wake up totally paralyzed.
[1]You step on a land mine and blow up a street. GOOD JOB.
Cappy: Shameless self promotion of burgeoning Youtube career?
Cappy: Thank everyone for returning to the game after the hiatus.
[3]Only if someone asks about it.
[6]
You're all really great, you know that.
* The politics and socioeconomics of having four different nations under one state each vying for control of said state. Basically it's a miniature Middle East in many ways, except scary in a whole different way that can only exist in the realm of insanity instead of harsh and grim sanity.