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[Prophet]

((Thank you Captain.))

[BFEL]

I DEMAND TO BE PUT ON THE TROPE LIST!

DESPITE NOT HAVING COMPLETED A SINGLE ACTION YET!

[CaptainMcClellan]

I DEMAND TO BE PUT ON THE TROPE LIST!

DESPITE NOT HAVING COMPLETED A SINGLE ACTION YET!

Put it in bold text and we'll see what the dice have to say. But you realize, you'll then have to play.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I sorta want to trope the characters in WAOA now, but it would take all eternitah.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I sorta want to trope the characters in WAOA now, but it would take all eternitah.

Ppfft! You don't have enough continuity to retain sanity troping the WAOA. Still... you're welcome to try.

[poketwo]

Don't forget to trope me!!!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Don't forget to trope me!!!

What tropes do you even qualify for?

[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: repair my damaged property

Tune: be friends with Walter, causing him not to be mad

[Lyeos]

Possess the band's instruments!

Play the entire Liquid Tension Experiment 2 album!

[CaptainMcClellan]

((I never had any idea what the plot was in the first place.))
((I was also sorta a trap in the first place also.))

Leave the Mental Realm.

LICK EVERYTHING.

[8]You leave the mental realm so quickly you fail to realize you have no corporeal form at the moment.
[6]Licky ghost ensues. You find most things don't taste that good, but your determination prevails! ( It would take several turns to lick *everything*. Cheesistan's somewhat big. )

Keep playing!

Manifest pyrotechnics!

[8] THE SHOW MUST GO ON! FOREVER!
[5][8] Your amps catch fire. Four billion fireworks shoot off in the background and your hands catch on fire. Pretty much everything catches fire, but on the plus side, it is the most impressive pyrotechnic display ever seen! Too bad your audience is too dead to see it.

((Well, seeing how my audience was a horde of bloodthirsty shadow beasts, I don't see a problem.))

"Good night, mental realm!" Sign of the horns, then GTFO

[4] You cannot stop playing due to your previous 8, however you flee the flames.

That's it, Giygas dies.

Kill Giygas, or at least disable him so I'm free to do as I wish.

Watch the shenanigans that ensue as a result of there being 1.4 billion more women than men.

[6]Technically, he's going down anyway. Just be a little more patient.
[1] Surprisingly, the whole matter is solved with very little shenanigans. However, there appears to be an increase in both lesbianism and bigamy. ( Marginal, but noteworthy.) I disapprove (mostly of the bigamy and the fact that gender-swapping happened at all), but there's nothing I can do about it as I have no gender-modification abilities, leaving such squicky matters to you folk. What I don't get is how few suicides there were. I expected it to be a lot more, but no. Oh well, will to live and such. Also, I guess a perk is it's now much easier for a guy to get a date now that the straight girls have significantly more competition. Yep. All and all, no shenanigans were required. And I'm fairly confident it'll work itself out. Saying it in terms of global scale really exaggerates how small a change this actually was, y'know? An' 'sides it's not like gender distribution was ever an even 50/50.

Enter Cheesistan, present passport printed on cheese.

[8] You immigrate to Cheesistan! The border guard eats your passport! You won't be leaving any time soon. Also, the

cheer loudly then get Li'l Giegue out of this place. "The only reason i'm helping you non-traps is because i may be a cult leading bastard but i don't let kids suffer."

((If Kevak-senpai is the Knight of Cerberus then what are the rest of us?))

[4]You cheer loudly, everyone stops and looks at you like you're crazy. We all nod in response to your statement. Maria, being from the early 1900's doesn't understand what you mean by "traps" but assumes it can't be good, especially as you paired it with the phrase "cult-leading bastard". Good choice o' words to depict yourself as a trustworthy citizen there.

Tune: repair my damaged property

Tune: be friends with Walter, causing him not to be mad

[1]Uh.... I think "repair damaged property" belongs to the white mage or the mechanic or something. At any rate, not you.
[7]Your partial inhumanity and vampiric armour as well as extensive knowledge of the occult and how funny slapstick humour is lead you to become good chums with your new demonic servant.

Possess the band's instruments!

Play the entire Liquid Tension Experiment 2 album!

[4]You find it difficult to do so, but not impossible.
[8]Alright! Liquid Tension Experiment 2! You free the Jarl from his obligation to rock and now all the ShadowBeasts are starting to reform ( whilst on fire ) expecting another awesome concert. Or else.

Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)

Maria: "Pardon me for saying so, sir... but oughtn't we be taking our leave now?"

CaptainMcClellan: "Yup."

Maria: "Do you recall where you left your flying bicycle?"

CaptainMcClellan: "No I do not."

Maria: "Oh, well that might be a bother..."

CaptainMcClellan: "No worries, I have a sneaking suspicion it'll be exactly where I put it, and that I put it exactly where it's most convenient."

Maria: "Charming."

Cobalt-eyed Shadowbeast: Mourn loss of Emerald-eyes

CaptainMcClellan: Get the hell out of the labyrinth.

Maria: Protect Giegue while you follow the cast of odd strangers.

Emerald-eyes ( just before fading away ): Grab Maria's arm and thank her. ( One action, despite having "and". )

Li'l Giegue: Wake

[3] There's no time!
[4] THEM ESCHER STAIRCASES THOUGH.
[2] You cannot keep him safe from the dangers within himself, no matter how much you want to.
[7] Emerald-eyes grabs Maria's arm and turns her around.
[5] Your eyes open, but you're not yet awake... You notice a warm and comforting feeling. The feeling of your mother holding you.

Emerald-eyes: Thank you... Take... care of him.

Maria: * looks her in the eyes * Always.

Emerald-eyes closes her eyes for the last time... and begins to fade away into a black mist. Cobalt-eyes, ever the pragmatist, decides to invade Prophet's mind, hoping to use him as an ark. All around, the Mental Realm is starting to disintegrate, it quivers and shudders from the depths of its foundations. CaptainMcClellan and Prophet set their minds on the task of getting through the labyrinth, forming an alliance out of necessity. Amber-eyes seems legitimately scared and tries to cower in the depths, hoping to survive somehow.

Giygas is shuddering madly and electric sparks are flying everywhere, knocking out the power to the whole country.

[BFEL]

Er, could you finish the sentence of my turn? It kinda ends on a cliffhanger

[Lyeos]

Hypnotize the shadow beasts so they'll serve me!

Exit the mental realm.

((How exactly am I the designated hero?))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Er, could you finish the sentence of my turn? It kinda ends on a cliffhanger

(( Maybe that's part of the roll, maybe I'm just tired. All this and more after my nap! Besides, speculation's part o' the fun.))

((How exactly am I the designated hero?))

(( It's not an exact fit, but you do kinda fit somewhat. A better trope would be "Blessed by the RNG" but I don't know what that trope is in TropeSpeak. Also, keep in mind this is an unfinished and unpolished list. Anyway, I think your commanding your death-bots and bone golem to rebuild Cheesistan and your general high prestige and such had a lot to do with it.))

[Tune of Dwarves]

Tune: Repair property anyways

Walter: Help Tune repair property

[2k14_cougar]

summon long bows for 2/3 of a 1/10 of my soldiers to become archers
finish wall