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[kj1225]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Mr. Henderson,
Derm,
Biggus Dickus,
GWG
Angel
Xan
Keith
Kyle

[My Name is Immaterial]

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Mara pitches. Same order as last time.

The grinning man grins. This will be !!FUN!!

[Vytron]

(by the way - when I posted that, I posted some restrictions by copy-paste fail, but in reality, no restrictions apply, good luck everyone!)

[xelada]

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Batting:

Doppelganger
Mimic
Lupin
skinshifter
Grace
Ditto
Selkie
Death
Kitsune

Pitching:

Kitsune
SkinShifter
Lupin
Mimic
Selkie
Doppelganger
Ditto
Death
Grace

$120 on my team

[Vytron]

"I'm the goddamn Batbat, and I refuse to be cropped. I'll be the umpire and host of this Insane Elimination Game. 5 Baseball Teams will come to the game, only 3 will survive, the rest, will be killed."

"WHAT? kj! You never told us we'd have to risk our lives for this!"

"Do you really believe you can kill fate itself?"

"Eh, no! There's some misunderstanding here! The 3 teams with most runs in a segment go to semi-finals, the other two are eliminated, but only from the league!"

"Bummer."

"You can't even kill some of us, per se."

"The game is taking place in the Lunar Stadium, a Stadium made on the moon at some point in the future, with artificial gravity and atmospheric--"

"Why do you sound like a squirrel?"

"Erm, what do you mean? My voice is totally deep and frightening."

"Not really, your voice has a higher pitch than mine!"

"No, it doesn't! It's play ball!"

The Shape-shifters (xelada) Vs. The Hags (My Name is Immaterial) Vs. The Greedy Gobbos (Playergamer) Vs. The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. (kj1225) Vs. The Elementals (scapheap) - Insane Elimination Game

First Segment Part 1 (scapheap and Playergamer can't read this before sending their pitcher and batter order)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Pitcher - Batter

kj1225 - My Name is Immaterial



Clotho gets a life thread out of her pocket and pulls it making the ball escape Zero's hands for a hit to the left field, where Mr. Henderson fails to catch the ball but grabs it from the ground and throws it to first but Clotho pulls the thread just enough to slow it down and reach first!

<[1][1]: 5>3. All players on bases are out, and the batter moves to first..>
Clotho on first.

My Name is Immaterial - xelada

Mara starts by creating powerful nightmares on her doppelgänger, but is shocked to see how it just bounces them back! Shocked by this Mara throws the ball that is very easy to hit by Doppelgänger out of this world! I mean, out of this moon! The Hags can only see in amazement how Doppelgänger runs one base after another, transforming into each of them, for a home run!

<[1][1]: 6=6. All players on bases are out, batter score.>
Doppelgänger scored!

"Well, that was easy, so much for 'insanity'!"

xelada - kj1225



Kitsune uses 3 of its 9 tails to throw three balls to Mr. Henderson one after the other, but he swings and swings and misses on his three tries for a strikeout!

<[1][1]: 2>6. Strikeout.>
Mr. Henderson out.

kj1225 - My Name is Immaterial



As Zero throws the ball, Doppelgänger pulls out a Grandark of his own, who transforms into human and kicks the ball as if it was soccer while Doppelgänger is running to first! Zero throws his own human transformed Grandark to punch out the other one and grab the ball but Doppelgänger is solidly on first by then![/center]

<[1][1]: 5>6. All players on bases are out, and the batter moves to first.>
Doppelgänger on first.

My Name is Immaterial - kj1225



Mara seems to have lost her mojo, she creates great looking illusions of beautiful woman and of her daughters and they even go to the plate and Mr. Henderson can feel them kissing him, but he just doesn't care and is determined to hit the ball, and he does! Again, out of the atmosphere and unreachable by gravity, for a home run! The illusions didn't disappear, it turned out Mara had brought in her actual daughters, all for nothing!

<[1][1]: 6=6. All players on bases are out, batter score.>
Mr. Henderson scored!

xelada - My Name is Immaterial



Clotho tries her thread trick again, and it works flawlessly! But she just doesn't have the time to send the ball very high, upon bouncing with the ground Skin-shifter grabs it and Clotho is on first, but she can't make it farther than that!

<[1][1]: 2<3. Batter moves to 1st, everyone else advance 1 base.>
Clotho on first.

Score:
xelada [1 Run, 1 Base] <Qualifying>
kj1225 [1 Run] <Qualifying>
My Name is Immaterial [2 bases]

To be continued...

Still waiting for pitcher and batter order from:
scapheap
Playergamer

(starts sending PMs)

[scapheap]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Pitcher:
Undine
Ghost
Sylph
random
random
random
UFO
Yuni-ona
Salamander

Batter:
Undine
Golem
Salamander
Yuni-ona
Kairos
UFO
Ghost
Reaper
Sylph

[Vytron]

The Elementals suddenly appeared in the arena, accompanied by scapheap, their manager.

"What took you so long?"

"Some super-villain appeared and threatened to destroy all realities, it took us several years to finally erase him from history. Sadly, we Elementals are the only ones that remember what happened. But, you are welcome."

"Ha! Let me guess, you woke up late and thought about an excuse to use, one that we wouldn't be able to check."

"No, the super-villain was really though, several elements had to be lost from the universe for this, elements that will never appear again, truly a saddening event."

"Yeah right!"

"Are you ready Elementals? let's go!"

First Segment Part 2 (Playergamer can't read this before sending their pitcher and batter order)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Pitcher - Batter

scapheap - My Name is Immaterial



Undine sends a water blast with the ball and Clotho doesn't have any problem hitting it, but it's all wet and can't go very high! Salamander warms the ball and sends it to first right after Undine arrives for a single.

<[1][1]: 0<3. Batter moves to 1st, everyone else advance 1 base.>
Clotho on first.

kj1225 - scapheap



This time, Undine didn't have to wait for all the rest of players to bat before doing so, and created a bat made of water to hit the ball with, into the gap! The wet ball slipped off Derm's hand when she tried to grab it and when she finally did she saw Undine was clear on second for a double.

<[1][1]: 5<0. batter advances 2 bases, and all players forced to move advance a base or two.>
Undine on second.

scapheap - xelada



Both Undine and her doppelgänger send streams of water that leave the ball trapped in the middle, as Doppelgänger starts running towards first, but Kairos snaps his fingers and makes time freeze on the spot, as he goes to grab the ball. Time resumes as Doppelgänger finds with disappointment that he's already out.

<[1][1]: 0>6: batter is out.>
Doppelgänger out.

My Name is Immaterial - scapheap
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Mara, a bit disheartened about the previous home runs, didn't try anything fancy and just threw the ball, which Undine Splash-hit into center field, Atropos swings but misses the ball and this allows Undine to run two bases.

<[1][1]: 6<0: batter advances 2 bases, and all players forced to move advance a base or two.>
Undine on second.

scapheap - kj1225



Mr. Henderson hits the ball and sends it flying but Undine pulls a water gun and hits the ball making it go up vertically, and as the ball goes back to the grounf Undine catches it to get Mr. Henderson out on the spot.

<[1][1]: 0>6: batter is out.>
Mr. Henderson out.

xelada - scapheap


Undine was impressed as Kitsune as its fox form threw a ball so fast that Undine didn't even have a chance to hit, followed by Kitsune transforming into a human and throwing a curve ball in an entirely different manner that Undine couldn't it either! Kitsune finishes the job by transforming into an horrible fox-human hybrid that throws a ball both fast and curved. It was a strikout already but Undine still swings the nothingness.

<[1][1]: Strikeout.>
Undine out.

Score:
xelada [1 Run, 1 Base] <Qualifying>
kj1225 [1 Run] <Qualifying>
xelada [2 doubles]
My Name is Immaterial [4 singles]

To be continued...

Still waiting for pitcher and batter order from:
Playergamer (48 hours deadline set)

[Playergamer]

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Jastor
Ib
Gil
Oid
Green
G1
Gobbo
Rift
Pitcher: Bones

No restrictions, right?

[Vytron]

No restrictions, right?

Yep!

The Greedy Gobbos arrived teleporting into the Lunar Stadium, players from other teams were going to ask them what took them so long, but they had so serious faces that they didn't dare to ask.

For like, three seconds.

"It was such a waste of time to come here, I mean, for YOU. You should just have remained wherever you were to avoid this humiliation."

"Oh dear! This was never how I imagined death would be like."

*Sends blow kiss towards Peg* "I'm so very sad that you Hags are getting eliminated from the league, and I won't see you again. I'll miss you  "

"Eeeww! First, don't you dare speak with me again, horrid thing. Second, this isn't over till it's over, I'd bet a date with you if My Name is Immaterial hadn't forbidden me to do that, I'm this sure we won't be eliminated, we will go to the final and win the championship!"

"That'll be over my dead body. If you even find it."

And then, a big BANG was heard, as a bullet was shot through Ghost's head.

"Hey, what was THAT for??"

"Just wanted to see what would happen!"

First Segment Last Part

Pitcher - Batter

Playergamer - My Name is Immaterial



Bones throws a boneball to Clotho, which again swings and hits the ball which bounces on the ground and is grabbed by Oid at short-stop which throws it to first but Clotho gets there faster for a single.

<[1][1]: 2<3. Batter moves to 1st, everyone else advance 1 base.>
Clotho on first.

*Clap clap clap* "Congrats to Clotho for managing to hit every ball that was thrown by all the pitchers that she faced, too bad this is 3 bases too slow."

"You hit a home run against me and now you're going to be talking about it for years, aren't you?"

kj1225 - Playergamer



With nobody before him Zero throws the ball and Jastor teleports in to throw the ball to Xanatalos on second, the ball bounces on the ground and falls inside the pants, Jastor teleports to first base but this is the end of this run.

<5>3: All players on bases are out, and the batter moves to first.>
Jastor to first.

Playergamer - xelada


"Wow, my doppelgänger is so beautiful! Better than a mirror."

"Well, I have to say that I'm glad The Greddy Gobbos didn't send Oid or Jastor as pticher, I don't think I've ever transformed into someone so ugly. Or fat."

"Well, for us Gobbos they're really handsome, though they lack the personality that Rift's nose gives him."

*Blushes*

"Dot. Dot. Dot."

Dopplegänger came to bat with a big bone just like Bones did, but she swings it three times and all of them fail to hit.

"Better luck next time!"

<[1][1]: Strikeout.>
Dopplegänger out.

scapheap - Playergamer


Undine throws the ball but it's hit to second base where U.F.O abducts it with a beam of energy and protects second so Jastor's run ends there again.

<[1][1]: Batter moves to 1st, everyone else advance 1 base.>
Jastor on first.

Playergamer - scapheap


"So you bat and pitch, eh?"

"Yes, I'm the most valuable player of The Elementals. Clearly."

Bones then threw the ball into the air and hit it with her big bone to pitch it against Undine, who shot a stream of water and was surprised to see how the water passed through the stream into the hands of Rift, the catcher. This counted as a hit so Undine was out.

"I'll not say anything mean, I like the water element."

<[1][1]: 2>0. Strikeout.>
Undine out.

My Name is Immaterial - Playergamer


Mara created illusions of gold and treasures that appeared all over the Stadium, Jastor had already more wealth than 20 of his future generations could spend, but he wanted more.

"Yeah, because, I'm very worried my future 21st generation could starve to death, I should accumulate more wealth!"

This thought was enough to distract him and then he hit the ball terrible back into the hands of Mara for an out.

<[1][1]: 6>3. All players on bases are out, and the batter is out.>
Jastor out.

Playergamer - kj1225


Mr. Henderson came to the plate and was surprised by 3 balls, none of which he could hit, and he was out before he knew it.

<[1][1]: 2>6. Strikeout>
Mr. Henderson out.

xelada - Playergamer


Kitsune throws the ball and for the third time Jastor hits it towards second base where it bounces on the ground as it's caught by Ditto who protects second base as Jastor teleports to first for a single.

<[1][1]: 2<3. Batter moves to 1st, everyone else advance 1 base.>
Jastor to first.

: "That's all folks! The segment is over! Let's look at the scoreboard!"

Score:
xelada [1 Run, 1 Base] <Qualifying>
kj1225 [1 Run] <Qualifying>
scapheap [2 doubles]
My Name is Immaterial [4 singles]
Playergamer [3 singles]

: "This means xelada and kj1225 are ELIMINATED!! BWAHAHAHA!"

"No! No! They qualify to semi-finals!"

: "What I meant to say is they're ELIMINATED from this Insane Elimination Game! Since they have already qualified to semi-finals they have no business here, GET OUT!"

/facepalm

*high five*

"Huh? What's up with you two?"

"Our teams qualified to semi-finals by scoring a home run against you!"

"Yes, I don't like The Shapeshifters in general, but after Dopplegänger has shown its worth, I wouldn't mind taking a memento photo of this moment with it. If it didn't look like I was talking a creepy photo with myself. Just promise me you'll fight our team on the final game."

"I do, I also promise to defeat you in it."

"Don't push it."

Congrats xelada and kj1225, you have qualified to semifinals!

xelada wins $720 (xelada) 6:1
xelada wins $720 (bonus bet)
Bankroll: $2970

: "Yay! Get ready girls, we're going to be challenged!"

: "And the Elimination Game continues, this time, whoever is first to score a run on a segment will pass to semifinals, the two others will be out."

The Hags (My Name is Immaterial) Vs. The Greedy Gobbos (Playergamer) Vs. The Elementals (scapheap) - Segment 2

Pitcher - Batter

Playergamer - My Name is Immaterial

Clotho on first.


Rift throws the ball and Atropos swings her big scissors and misses, the next two times are weird, Rift throws the ball which slows down considerably to an almost full stop, confusing Atropos who thinks she can hit it but the ball is just there and once Atropos swings goes past her for a second strike. The last time, Rift throws the ball which curves completely to the left, then to the right, then back and forth, and Atropos gets dizzy just looking at it and it ends with a turn towards the catcher for the third strike before Atropos could react!

<[2][1]: 2>1. Strikeout.>
Atropos out.

My Name is Immaterial - Playergamer

1 out


Nana went and threw the ball hitting Ib on the face and earning him a free base.

"Augh, why me?"

<[2][1]: 1<2. Batter moves to first, players forced to move advance 1 base.>
Ib to first.

scapheap - Playergamer

Jastor on first.
 

Ghost appeared for a split second on the mound just to throw the ball and hit Ib on the stomach earning him and Jastor a free base.

<[2][1]: 1<2. Batter moves to first, players forced to move advance 1 base.>
Jastor on second. Ib on first.

Playergamer - scapheap

1 out.


Rift silently throws one invisible ball after another without Golem noticing, who has surprised when he was told that he was out.

<[2][1]: 2>0. Strikeout.>
Golem out.

My Name is Immaterial - scapheap

Undine on second.


Nana was on top of a hut with chicken legs on the mound and she threw the all to Golem who didn't even swing, to her surprise Undine had transformed into water and stolen third base!

<[2][1]: 1>0. player on highest base steals a base and batter tries again. Another batter winning with a 1 becomes a walk.>

Undine on third.



Undine starts aggressively to run towards home, Nana throws the ball and Golem swings but misses for a second strike! Jenny Greenteeth grabs the ball and tries to tag Undine as Nana throws a second ball that Golem hits to third base where the ball bounces on the ground as it's caught by Grindlow. Undine avoids both the tag by Jenny with the ball at home and Grindylow with the ball at third, and as Jenny's ball is no longer under effect she starts running towards home, but Grindylow throws the ball to home, and Undine stops on her tracks and starts running back to third!

Jenny sends the ball to Grindylow once more and Undine changes direction and runs to home once more. Finally, Jenny decides to chase Undine with the ball but Undine is faster and reaches third base safely, as Golem had made it to second!

<[3][1]: 0=0. Batter moves to 2nd, if there were players on 1st and/or 2nd, they're out.>
Golem on second. Undine on third.

scapheap - My Name is Immaterial

Clotho on first.


Atropos swings her big scissors as Ghost throws the ball, it makes a grat hit that leaves the athmosphere of the moon! U.F.O. Goes flying after it, it takes it a while but finally finds it and comes back with the ball, only to find Clotho has scored and Atropos was running from third to home, it shoots its ray to home and the ball gets first to get Atropos out, but Clothos has scored the qualifying run!

<[2][1]: 1=1. Batter out, rest of players advance 3 bases.>
Clotho scored. Atropos out.

: "And that's the game!"

Final Score:
xelada [1 Run, 1 Base] <Qualified>
kj1225 [1 Run] <Qualified>
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My Name is Immaterial [1 Run, 4 singles/2 Segments] <Qualified>
scapheap [2 doubles, 3 bases/2 Segments]
Playergamer [3 singles, 2 walks]

Congrats My Name is Immaterial! You have also qualified to semifinals!

: "And now that they've been eliminated from the league, the 18 loser players will be executed!"

"No, I told you! They just go back home! They can spectate the semi-final games and all that!"

: "What? You were serious? That's it! I'm done."

Batbat /ragequits

"We did it!"

"It was destiny."

Up next:

The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. (kj1225) Vs. The Hags (My Name is Immaterial) --- Semifinal Game 1 - 10:11

(you can check the opponent's cards before deciding on your pitcher and batter order)

The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. (All names you can find with a little searching - managed by kj1225)
Restrictions: Can't send Zero as pitcher. Must send Mr. Henderson as 8th batter or pitcher.

Vs.
The Hags (managed by My Name is Immaterial)
Restrictions: Can't send Mara or Nana as pitchers. Must send Clotho and Atropos as 7th batter, 8th batter or as pitcher.


And:

Badass Girls (Vytron) Vs. The Shape-shifters (xelada) --- Semifinal Game 1 - 3:5

(you can check the opponent's cards before deciding on your pitcher and batter order)

Badass Girls (managed by Vytron)
Restriction: Can't send Amy as pitcher.

Vs.
The Shape Shifters (managed by xelada)
Restrictions: Can't send Kitsune as pitcher. Must send Doppelgänger as 8th batter or pitcher

My pitcher and batter order (xelada can't read)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Marisol
18
Blue Mary
Amy
Amber
Horo
Ayla
Kaede
Pitcher: Rin

My bets:
$300 Vytron
$300 Vytron (Match)

$150 The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S.
$150 The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. (match)

[kj1225]

KJ released a statement.
"If I could bet a date with one of my players for a date with one of Mr. Immaterial's he probably wouldn't except as it really isn't a very equal deal. Yes, this can be considered an offer if you want."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kyle
Angel
Derm
Xantalos
GWG
Zero
BD
Mr. Henderson
Keith

[My Name is Immaterial]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Atropos pitches.
Mara, Lachesi, Atropos, Peg, Nellie, Nana Yaga, Clotho, Grindlylow, Jenny.

[xelada]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Death
Kitsune
Grace
Mimic
SkinShifter
Selkie
Lupin
Ditto

Pitcher:Doppelganger

My bets:
$300 Xelada (first round)
$300 Xelada (second round)

$150 The Hags (first round)
$150 The Hags (second round)

[Vytron]

"Yeah, that would be a problem, all the Anycwalls would probably want to date me, and I don't find any of you guys attractive, so this dating idea wouldn't get off the ground, as the rest of the hags would be a 'booby prize' after me."

"I'd not mind a date with GWG, that big gun of hers makes me want to take a closer look!"

"I'm going to have nightmares for weeks..."

"Want specially gruesome ones?"

"Already going to have them, I don't need your help."

"Ow, you find my green saliva disgusting?"

"And woman, in general, in that context. That it's you only makes it worse."

"Oh."

"Yeah, get some male hags on there first, or something!"

"There isn't any male hag, by definition."

"But then, how do hags reproduce?"

"I... I'll explain it to you later."

"Sorry for the delay, I was... wait, I don't have to give you any explanation for being late! I can arrive whenever I want, or not come at all! YOU DEPEND ON ME! I'm Yzma, and I'll be the umpire and host for this match which will the the first semifinal game of this oddly formatted baseball tournament."

"I'm so glad you're here."

"Yes, get this started before someone with abnormally long arms proposes to me!"

 

"I'll get this started whenever I want, too, so shush! This is the Active Volcano Stadium, the grinning man is grinning and has already sent his orders to his players. kj is nowhere to be found but his team with an absurd acronym seems to be ready as well."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Okay, I'd have delayed this more if I was interrupted, glad to see I'm being treated with respect. It's playball!"

Money bet on this game:
Vytron - $150 The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. 10:11
xelada - $150 The Hags 11:10

The Hags (My Name is Immaterial) Vs. The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. (kj1225) --- Semifinal Game 1

Pitcher - Batter


Atropos showed Kyle visions of his future, good moments, bad moments, ending with him getting old and dying when Atropos cut his life thread. Kyle didn't believe in fate, choosing to believe that one is architect of one's own destiny, and didn't pay attention to the visions, making a great hit to right field where Jenny was almost burned by the lava flowing there, and couldn't catch the ball until Kyle had ran to second for a double.

<[1][1]: 1<4. Batter moves to 2nd, everyone else advance two bases.>
Kyle on second.

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"Bring them on! I wasn't afraid of hags when I was a kid, I'm not afraid now!"

As Keith throws the ball Mara catches it and traps it inside demonic energy, then sends this energy with great speed outside of the Stadium as all the The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. watch Mara run a base after another with their mouth wide open, except for Xanatalos.

"This was my revenge!"

"How resentful of you!"

<[1][1]: 4<6. Batter and everyone on bases score.>
Mara scored.

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The Hags 1 - The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. 0

Kyle on second


Angel came with a very large flower, with a very strong, though nice, smell, but Atropos just though it was fishy and just got Kyle out when he was trying to steal first. The next thing we know is Angel has hit the ball with the flower back into Atropos hands for an out!

<[2][1]: 6>1. All players on bases are out, and the batter is out.>
Kyle out. Angel out.

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Lachesis created illusions around Keith of his current situation, focusing on the negative and he saw his most recent failures to bat finishing by that home run that he allowed Mara to get. This did get to him and the ball he threw was hit by Lachesis into the gap! Derm was going to grab the ball when it was shot up suddenly by a big blast of lava coming from the ground. The ball was too hot so Keith threw to Derm one of his gloves so she could pick it up without burning her hand, but by this time Lachesis had already gotten to third for a triple!


"What is this, a Christmas Carol??"

<[2][1]: 5=5. All players on bases are out, batter to third.>
Lachesis on third.

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2 outs.


Atropos's plan was to scare Derm out by showing her images of her future and decrepit, old self, expecting Derm to have wrinkly and horribly looking skin by then, only to find out Derm was going to look basically like she did now her entire life and this wouldn't work. Atropos was surprised by this and threw the ball in a way that didn't give any trouble to Derm, and she hit and sent it flying to center field, Lachesis had to run towards the ball to grab it and Derm was faster to run to second for a double!

<[3][1]: 4=4. All players on bases are out, batter to second.>
Derm on second.

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Lachesis on third.


The grinning man inquired as to why wasn't Atropos batting here.

"I am pitching and I can't bat until the rest of the team is done batting."

Lachesis starts to run to third as Keith throws the ball, and Peg bunts it so Mr. Henderson, the catcher, has to try to grab it but when he does Lachesis has scored! He still throws the ball to first to get Peg out before she reaches it for a suicide squeeze!

<[3][1]: 2=2. Batter out, rest of players advance 2 bases.>
Lachesis scored, Peg out.

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The Hags 2 - The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. 0

Derm on second.
2 outs.


Atropos seems infuriated as she doesn't know what a pair of pants is doing before her, she throws the ball and, as expected, the inert clothes didn't do anything for a strike.

But she looked around and saw that Derm had stolen third base!

She throws the ball again as Derm starts running to third but this time the wind pushes Xanatalos's leg upwards to give a surprise kick to the ball that gets bunted and can't be grabbed by Atropos before Derm scores! The pants just remain inert there so Atropos throws the ball to first to get them out for another squeeze play. This is the third out and end of the bottom of the inning.

<[1][2]: 1=1. Batter out, rest of players advance 3 bases.>
Derm scored. Xanatalos out. 3rd out. The Hags can attempt to score until getting three outs.

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The Hags 2 - The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. 1

1 out.


Nellie looked depressed for some reason, she went and hit the ball back into Keith's hands for an out.

"Oh, come on! Is it because I mentioned your abnormally long arms? I'm sorry, I'm not a monster. I apologize for mentioning your abnormally long arms."

   

<[1][2]: 4>5. Batter and the player on highest base are out.>

Nellie out.

2 outs.


Nana jumped in her big hut with chicken legs and it kicked the ball that Keith threw deep into center field but it fell directly on Angel's flower for an out. This was the third out and end of the bottom of the inning.

<[2][2]: 5<1. batter is out.>
Nana Yaga out. 3rd out. Change.

Game Result (okay to read)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

<not an actual game result spoiler>

The Hags 2 - The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. 1



Atropos threw the ball hitting GWG's gun out of her hands. This counted as hit by pitch earning GWG a free base.

<[2][2]: 6<2. Batter moves to first, players forced to move advance 1 base.>
GWG on first.

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The grinning man inquired as to why wasn't Clotho batting here.

"Sorry! Quite not recovered after all the batting I had to do for the Elimination game, but I'll be batting next."

As Keith throws the ball, Grindylow flips around in the air and hits the ball to the left field, Kyle fails to catch the ball and has to jump over a lava stream to grab the ball allowing Grindylow to run to second for a double!

"Yeah, you'd have to try harder if you'd ever dream to have a date with me if my manager allowed it."

 

<[3][2]: 2<4. Batter moves to 2nd, everyone else advance two bases. >
Grindylow on second.

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GWG on first.


Atropos throws the ball and Zero hits it with Grandark to Peg at short stop which proceeds to throw the ball to Nana on second before GWG arrives to get her out and Nana passes the ball to Nellie on first before Zero arrives for a double play!

<[3][2]: 4>5. Batter and the player on highest base are out.>
GWG out. Zero out.

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Grindylow on second.


Grindylow starts to run to steal third base but Keith throws the ball there and catches her stealing for an out.

And then, after so many singles on the Elimination game, Clotho was well studied, and when she hit the ball GWG was actually far away from first base where she was meant to be, because she had predicted to where Clotho was going to hit the ball. GWG caught the ball with her gun and got Clotho out.

<[1][3]: 4>1. Batter and the player on highest base are out.>
Grindylow out. Clotho out.

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2 outs.


"What? Still hurt after your last game?"

"It was just yesterday! Another player would have asked to be replaced because of an injury, but not me, I can handle this. Also, my crotch feels better, thanks for asking."

"TOO. MUCH. INFORMATION!"

"Hey!"

"Huh, what?"

Biggus turned around and Atropos hit him with the ball on the back of his head, for a free base.

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<[1][3]: 1>0. batter to first.>
Biggus on first.

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2 outs.


Jenny catches the ball with her mouth and then spits it high into the right field. Derm is ready with a pair of gloves but with Jenny's saliva all over the ball it slips and she fails to catch it. Derm puts an extra pair of gloves over her gloves and grabs the ball and throws it to second but Jenny gets there first for a double!

<[2][3]: 5<0. batter advances 2 bases, and all players forced to move advance a base or two.>
Jenny on second.

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Biggus on first.
2 outs.


Atropos throws the ball and Mr. Henderson hits it into the gap! Biggus has run to second as Mar and Lachesi go for the ball but the ground beneath them collapses! Lava starts flowing and they lose sight of the ball! Jenny actually has to come to grab the ball and find that Biggus has made it to third and is running to home!

Jenny throws the ball but it doesn't reach home before Biggus, he scores as Mr. Henderson reaches third for a triple!

"Just what the doctor ordered!"

<[2][3]: 6<5. Everyone on bases score, batter to third.>
Biggus scored. Mr. Henderson on third.

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The Hags 2 - The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. 2

Jenny on second.
2 outs.


Keith throws the ball and Jenny starts running towards third, the ball goes flying into the outfield and Angel fails to catch it with her flower! Jenny reaches third and starts running towards home, Angel puts the ball inside her rose and shoots it with great speed towards home where Mr. Henderson tries to catch it but Jenny dives into home for the winning run of the game!

<[3][3]: 2<4. Batter moves to 2nd, everyone else advance two bases.>
Jenny scored. Atropos on second.

Game result (okay to read)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Final Score: The Hags 3 - The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. 2
You did it My Name is Immaterial!

xelada wins $165 (The Hags)
Bankroll: $3135

Vytron loses $150 (The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S.)
Bankroll: $2864 1/3

If kj1225 loses the next game he'll be eliminated from the league

Up next:

The Hags (My Name is Immaterial) Vs. The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. (kj1225) --- Semifinal Game 2 - 10:11

(you can check the opponent's cards before deciding on your pitcher and batter order)

The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. (All names you can find with a little searching - managed by kj1225)
Restrictions: Can't send Zero or Keith as pitcher.

Vs.
The Hags (managed by My Name is Immaterial)
Restrictions: Can't send Mara, Nana or Atropos as pitchers.

Incoming game:
Badass Girls (Vytron) Vs. The Shape-shifters (xelada)

$300 Vytron - Vytron 3:5
$300 Xelada - Xelada 5:3

[kj1225]

KJ released a statement.
"I don't mind long arms. Or green saliva. On a side note I'll give five hundred dollars to anyone who can get Yzma into the lava."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kyle
Angel
Derm
Xantalos
GWG
Zero
BD
Keith
Mr. Henderson

[Vytron]

"Hmph! I'll ignore that comment. You know I have the power to call outs on your people even if they hit a home run, right?"

"Aw, I'm convinced this is a case of not enough love! Come here kitty kitty kitty!"

"Ack! What? No! What are you doing?"

Keith grabbed Yzma, put her on his lap and started petting her.

"You're such a cute kitty" *hugs* *keeps petting*

"GYAAAAHHH! Stop already! Don't you dare... AAAAHHH, aaaahhh... oh... right there..."

"See? This is just what you needed little thing!"

purrr