Thanks everyone for tuning in to the third game of Fantasy Grand Slam, which will be between The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S and The Makuta. Happening at the Weirdo Stadium. A the stadium is full of fanatical bloodthirsty weirdos (they're also vampires.) There's a nice weather, but the sky is a bit cloudy...
No, wait, those aren't clouds, it's darkpaladin109's team! The Makuta. Which quickly got to the ground and put on some armor, ready for some baseball!
A few laughs were heard, a pair of dancing pantaloons was leading a team of players joking around. Some were wearing the appropriate equipment for the game, some others were on casual clothes and didn't seem to give a damn. kj1225 was behind them holding a big banner that said "All Names You Can Find With A Little Searching."
The Makuta ignored all the noise.
Vamprah took the center of the diamond, and raised his hands, the rest of the Makuta quickly took their positions on the field. They remained frozen in place, very imposing, the laughter of the other team stopped to a halt, until Biggus Dickus asked "Why so serious?"The Makuta (darkpaladin109) Vs. The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. (kj1225)[1][1]
Pitcher - Batter
1>0
A girl stepped into the plate, from out of nowhere, she made a huge hammer appear. "Oops, wrong one!"
she threw the hammer away, and out of thin air pulled out a huge gun. Then... I cheat and show this in slow motion. Vampra threw the ball at an incredible speed that would have been invisible to the naked eye, but at the same time, Girl With Gun shot her gun and in the middle of them the ball and the bullet collapsed.
The ball was very resistant and it just was sent to the right field, where Icarax grabbed it from the floor and threw it to Krika on first, but not before GWG had already made it there.<batter to first>
GWG on first.
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6<2
Come on Caval! Get them out!
yelled Derm from the sidelines The title is Mister Henderson, you should use it and respect it.
said the pitcher very serious. Bitil was getting impatient, he had already his two swords ready, Henderson thre a fast ball and Bitil swang and missed. Then, to Henderson's surprise, Bitil just abandoned the palce, as if he was out. With nobody to face him, Henderson proceeded to throw another strike against nothing.
But the third time, after he threw the ball, suddenly a copy of the past self of Bitil appeared on the plate, it made exactly the same swing that had failed before, but this time it was a hit to the right line, GWG wasn't expecting this and failed to catch it, before it touched the ground, but with great agility she threw it to Angel on first, but Bitil had already made it there. Then, the original Bitil disappeared into paradox. <Batter moves to first, players forced to move advance 1 base.>
Bitil on first.
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GWG on first.
1>5
Zero came in to bat and adopted a fighting stance, then, he and Vamprah stared at each other. GWG took this opportunity to run full speed to steal second, but when she arrived, Miserix was already waiting for her with the ball and tagged her, getting her out. Zero face palmed.<player in lowest base is out and batter tries again. Another pitcher winning with a 1 becomes an out.>
GWG out.
[3][1]
1 out.
6<5
Vamprah threw the ball and to everyone's surprise, Zero pulled out Grandark, his demonic weapon, which seemed to move on its own volition towards the ball, and not only did it hit it, the weapon took humanoid form and started flying with the ball for a home run while Zero was running the bases at full speed. Grandark kept running with the ball avoiding Miserix and Chirox, and took care to bounce the ball against the floor to turn it into a fair ball as Zero reached second.
This is very cheap if you ask me, I think future iterations of the game should ban living bats, but you didn't ask me. Finally, Teridax and Icarax managed to stop Grandark on its tracks, which regained weapon form, but by the time they threw the ball to Bitil on third, Zero had already made it there for a triple. Then the weapon flew towards Zero's hands.<Everyone on bases score, batter to third.>
Zero on third.
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Bitil on first.
5>6
Miserix pulled out a big fire staff, but Mr. Henderson wasn't impressed. Henderson bounced the ball twice on the ground and threw to on the outside of the plate trying to make Miserix swing and miss, but, even though this would have been a ball, Mirerix managed to reach the ball and hit it with his staff. The ball was on fire and it bounced on the ground before reaching Xanatalos at short stop, which proceeded to throw it to Keith on second before Bitil could get there, getting it out. It could have been a double play, but the ball was too hot and Keith just dropped it to the floor while Miserix made it to first.<All players on bases are out, and the batter moves to first.>
Bitil out. Miserix to first.
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Zero on third, one out.
1>5
What happened next was very strange... Yoohoo handsome! Hey, have you seen skin as soft as mine? Do you wanna touch it? I've heard you're made of Antidermis, I may be just what you need!
Vamprah didn't show any reaction, but Zero had already made it 3/4 of the way to steal home. To his surprise, however, once again, Mutran, the catcher, was waiting for him with the ball and got Zero out by tagging him. Zero face palmed again.<player in lowest base is out and batter tries again. Another pitcher winning with a 1 becomes an out.>
Zero out.
[2][2]
2 outs.
1>5
That was so mean of you guys! Why don't you even talk to us! *sob*
Derm started crying on the plate as Vamprah proceeded to strike her out. This was the third out, and it was already over for The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. for this inning.
Only the bottom of the inning is left and The Makuta can try to score until they get three outs.--------
Miserix on first. One out.
2<4
Mister Henderson didn't look very well, the way his team mates got out so easily on the first three at-bats wasn't very reassuring. He was starting to feel a bit depressed because of it. Or that's what he thought. In reality it was just Krika sucking out Mr. Henderson energy, silently.
The ball Mr. Henderson threw was terrible, and it was an easy hit by Krika, which unlike all his companions, was used a normal bat for batting. The ball was sent flying to center field and out of the reach of Zero, which still ran towards it but Miserix and Krika were very fast and had already made it to third and first and kept running. Miserix was too far away to be caught, and scored, and Krika was way too fast thanks to the energy sucked, and made it to second for a double before Zero's ball reached Keith. Following honorary conduct, Krika gave the energy back to Mr. Henderson, who didn't understand why he suddenly felt better after an atrocious play.<Batter moves to 2nd, everyone else advance two bases.>
Miserix scored. Krika on second.
The Makuta 1 - The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. 0
[3][2]
1 out.
The Makuta win if they score twice.
5<0
Right before Mr. Henderson threw the ball, Mutran got close to him and surprised him. Mr. Henderson noticed that he couldn't hear anymore, he tried to scream, but couldn't. In panic he threw the ball, and went back to normal, but Mutran hit it and sent it flying to left field. It seemed like an easy catch for Derm, so Krika looked unsure about moving. Multran reached first only to see that Derm was on the floor still crying, and then the ball hit her on the head Ow!
She said, while Krika stared his run for third as Mutran ran to second. QUICK DERM! THROW THE BALL!
screamed Henderson in desperation. Whatever!
Said Derm as she threw the ball, finally, but by then Krika was already on third, with Mutran on second.<batter advances 2 bases, and all players forced to move advance a base or two.>
Krika to third, Mutran to second.
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1 out.
The Makuta win if they score twice.
6=6
Mr. Henderson was completely fed up with all the cheap tricks of the Makuta, he ripped his shirt and showed his muscles, then he proceeded to throw the ball of this life. Antroz hit it, and it popped out towards Left field, where Derm was laying on the ground, sleeping. Sure of victory, Krika and Mutran tried to advance a base. But to their surprise, after Derm was hit and awaken by the ball, she threw it with angry speed to home where Kyle caught the ball and got Krika out. Mutran didn't have anywhere to go, and tried to go back to second, but it was too late, Kyle threw the ball nicely there where Keith caught it to get Mutran out for a double play.Yes! Let's flip this around!
Said a relieved Mr. Henderson.<All players on bases are out, batter score (Antroz would have scored if this wasn't third out)>
Krika and Mutran out. 3 outs. End of the bottom of the inning.
The Makuta 1 - The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. 0
Second inning.
1>0
You may think Vamprah is quiet, but these pairs of pantaloons are the most quiet of all, not having a mouth at all. Vamprah was a bit confused, he just saw a pair of pantaloons before him, literally, hanging around. He threw the ball anyway, and moved with the wind, the pantaloons hit the ball which fell to the floor. It counted as a hit by pitch, and the pantaloons moved to first base.<batter to first>
Xanatalos on first.
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2<4
Mister Henderson, now with a new shirt, was more sure of himself. He already had seen the Makuta's playing style, what else could they do? There are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now. And 941 of them hurt.
Said Teridax. This took Henderson by surprise, no other Makuta had spoken before, and for a moment he even feared his life. Weren't all people here just to play some nice baseball?
He took a closer look, Teridax was using its shape-shifting powers to form a sinister smile, Henderson couldn't handle the tension anymore and threw the ball quickly. No, not a fast ball, I don't even know how to call that. Teridax transformed one of his arm into a bat and made a great hit deep into right field. Teridax flew to first as GWG grabbed the ball from the ground and put it inside her gun to shoot, but the gun was stuck, allowing Teridax an extra base. GWG finally shot her gun to Keith's hands on second, but it was too late.<Batter moves to 2nd, everyone else advance two bases.>
Teridax on second.
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Xanatalos on first.
1>0
Biggus was chuckling as he came to the plate. Hey, over there, it's Sillius Soddus!
Said Biggus, but there was no reaction from Vamprah, who just threw the ball to Miserix on second, right before Xanatalos arrived to steal a base, erasing Biggus's his smile from his face.<player in lowest base is out and batter tries again. Another pitcher winning with a 1 becomes an out.>
Xanatalos out.
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6<0
As Vaprah threw the ball Biggus yelled this is for you! Incontinentia Buttocks! My wife!
And he managed to hit the ball and send it strongly to left field, Antroz ran towards it and threw it to first, but Biggus wasn't a slow runner, he was already halfway on his way to second base and Krika couldn't throw it fast enough to get him out. He hit a double.<batter advances 2 bases, and all players forced to move advance a base or two>
Biggus on second.
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Teridax on second.
If The Makuta score twice they win.
5<1
Mr. Henderson looked at Icarax, it just stood there doing nothing. Mr. Henderson threw the ball and Icarax didn't move at all for an easy strike, but then Henderson heard a voice at his right. This is how you steal a base. See? It isn't that hard.
Teridax stole third without problems.<player on highest base steals a base and batter tries again. Another batter winning with a 1 becomes a walk.>
Teridax on third.
[1][1]
If The Makuta score twice they win.
6<2
I'll make it simple, you throw the ball, I hit the ball to the right line, GWG will not catch it, and I'll go to first. Got it? Okay, go!
Those were the words of Icarax, Mr. Henderson couldn't shake the "what the heck" look from his face. He then frowned and threw the ball, which Icarax hit with one of his double-bladed swords into the right line, where GWG didn't catch it in time, allowing Icarax to reach first. From there, Icarax raised one of his swords as a way to thumb up Mr. Henderson, which was getting annoyed.<Batter moves to first, players forced to move advance 1 base.>
Teridax on third. Icarax on first.
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Biggus on second.
1<4
Keith Larson entered the arena showing off some punching moves, attempting to look impressive, but the weirdo vampires of the stadium just laughed at him. He then proceeded to grab his bat with his boxing gloves still on. Vamprah threw the ball and Keith sent it flying towards right field where Icarax was impressed as the ball fell at and angle and he couldn't grab it, Biggus had already made it to third and kept running with surprising speed, Icarax had to take a decision and he just accepted that he couldn't stop Biggus and just tried to stop Keith instead, throwing it to first. Keith reached and left first before the ball landed, and it hit Miserix who couldn't grab it while Biggus scored. After his error Miserix couldn't stop Keith from getting to second, where he made more punching moves to show off, this time he was acclaimed.<Batter moves to 2nd, everyone else advance two bases.>
Biggus scored. Keith on second.
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The Makuta 1 - The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. 1
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Teridax on third. Icarax on first.
If The Makuta score twice they win.
2<3
This was a weird sight, Chirox came to the plate tumbling around, as if he couldn't see. Mr. Henderson threw the ball and it seemed to go past Chirox for a strikeout, but before Kyle could catch it, Chirox somehow extended his arms backwards to reach the ball and hit it to left field. Mr. Henderson covered his face as Derm was there, determined to grab the ball, but failing to do so. Teridax scored While Icarax reached second and Chirox first, before Derm could throw the ball back.<Batter moves to 1st, everyone else advance 1 base.>
Teridax scored. Icarax on second, Chirox on first.
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The Makuta 2 - The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. 1
Keith on second.
1=1
Angel came to the plate with a huge flower as bat. Vamprah didn't have the ball with him, it could only mean one thing... Yes, Keith was stealing third. Bitil was already there with the ball, but, while the Makuta already knew Keith will try to steal, The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. already knew that the Makuta knew, so Keith was ready for it and managed to avoid being tagged.
Then, Angel hit the ball high into the outfield, while Keith used his aggressiveness to move towards home, Teridax caught the ball on the fly getting Angel out, but as Keith scored at home tying the score, Angel was credited with a sacrifice fly.<Batter out, rest of players advance 3 bases>
Keith scored. Angel out.
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The Makuta 2 - The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. 2
[3][1]
Icarax on second, Chirox on first.
If The Makuta score they win.
5<1
And this was it, the end of the line. After this Mr. Henderson would have faced all the Makuta, while we'd finally see how Vamprah does it at the bat. Now that it was before him, Mr. Henderson noticed something amazing: Vamprah was blind! Yes, he had done all the pitching without seeing anything. This explained why he wouldn't throw a ball to stop people from sealing bases, he couldn't see them, and the Makuta had to rely on foreknowledge for it. Except for Xanatalos who made big noise while hovering around.
Mr. Henderson's thoughts were interrupted I'll make it simple again. I'll steal home, and my team will win. Are you ready? Go!
said Icarax. Mr. Henderson had a really bad feeling about it, he was feeling really bad all of a sudden and ready to give up. He had no idea Vamprah was sucking his positive emotions. He looked around and saw Icarax was already trying to steal third base, he threw the ball to Biggus Dickus on third, where he got to taste his own medicine, as Icarax dived into third without being tagged.<player on highest base steals a base and batter tries again. Another batter winning with a 1 becomes a walk.>
Icarax on third, Chirox on first.
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If The Makuta score they win.
6>1
Mr. Henderson's skin started to look pale and grew, as all his positive emotions were sucked out of him. But Vamprah overshoot. Mr. Henderson took a 180 degree turn and he was filled with anger, he glared at Icarax as he was trying to steal home to win the game, and then he threw the ball at home where Kyle caught it, Icarax tried to dive to home for the win but Kyle tagged him right before he reached it getting Icarax out!Is... that... simple enough for YOU??
Said Mr. Henderson, breathing deeply as he was trying to control his anger, but he couldn't take it anymore and threw the ball with all his fury. Vamprah couldn't hit it right, he sent it to the Short Stop where it bounced off Xanatalos directly to Keith on second before Chirox could made it there, getting him out, and Keith threw it to Angel on first before Vamprah could get there, getting him out for a double play!
After that, Mr. Henderson collapsed to the floor completely exhausted.
This was the third out, now The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. can attempt to score until they get three outs!<All players on bases are out, and the batter is out.>
Icarax out. Chirox out. Vamprah out. End of the bottom of the inning.
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If The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. score, they win.
1 out.
1<4
Kyle Johnson went to bat, he was the absolutely most average and least fantastic Baseball player ever. He spat on the floor and moved the bat around, ready for anything. He hit the ball successfully deep into right field, where Icarax was still meditating as he couldn't believe he failed to steal home to win the game. This distraction cost him an error, that allowed Kyle to move safely from first to second before the ball could get there.<Batter moves to 2nd, everyone else advance two bases.>
Kyle on second.
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If The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. score, they win.
1 out.
1<2
Come on sweetie! We're counting on you! Don't fail us now!
That was the first thing Mr. Henderson heard after regaining consciousness, he recognized Derm's voice trying to cheer him up. He stood up, feeling better, and went to bat.
Mr. Henderson could barely keep the bat off the ground, but then he remembered, Vamprah was pitching blind, so just stood there hoping for the best, and sure enough, Vamprah was also very tired, and threw the ball horrendously hitting Henderson in the face. Earning him a base by hit by pitch. Henderson was so thankful about it, he went to first base and sit there to rest.
Vamprah definitely couldn't pitch anymore, and was replaced by Chirox on the pitch.<Batter moves to first, players forced to move advance 1 base.>
Kyle on second, Henderson to first.
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If The A.N.Y.C.F.W.A.L.S. score, they win.
1 out.
2=2
GWG grabbed her big gun and shot a bullet to the sky, making a big noise that made it difficult for Chirox to rely on his hearing senses to know what it going on. Kyle Johnson took this opportunity to steal third. What? This can't be happening! None of this was in our plans!
said Teridax in disbelief.
Chirox threw a curve ball as Kyle started to run to third, GWG just threw her gun against the ball hitting it and sending it to the outfield where Antroz was ready to catch it and get GWG out, but not before Kyle scored! Another sacrifice fly, this time by GWG, and that's the game!Hmmm... As I highly suspected, this is just baseball.
commented Kyle Johnson after his successful performance against The Makuta. 
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