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Author Topic: [Short ISG] Asperge  (Read 28512 times)

Aslandus

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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #195 on: November 01, 2014, 08:47:04 pm »

Do the macarena, it's the one true path!

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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #196 on: November 01, 2014, 08:47:35 pm »

Exorcise the graveyard upon which this thing is built.
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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #197 on: November 01, 2014, 08:51:07 pm »

"Hi I am the local exorcist, looking for some freaky possessed stuff, call me back when you get a chance, I still need to navigate your dungeon of perils, Ok, bye!"
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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #198 on: November 01, 2014, 09:22:52 pm »

"Hi I am the local exorcist, looking for some freaky possessed stuff, call me back when you get a chance, I still need to navigate your dungeon of perils, Ok, bye!"
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+1 yer I guess this.
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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #199 on: November 02, 2014, 05:31:58 pm »

Punch big eye really hard.

If that doesn't work through dirt in its general direction
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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #200 on: November 02, 2014, 05:35:59 pm »

Flash it.
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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #201 on: November 02, 2014, 07:09:10 pm »

"Hi I am the local exorcist, looking for some freaky possessed stuff, call me back when you get a chance, I still need to navigate your dungeon of perils, Ok, bye!"
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+1 yer I guess this.
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Flash it.
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-1 We should probably deal with the giant laser eye first.
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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #202 on: November 02, 2014, 07:13:05 pm »

Stab the eye~!
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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #203 on: November 02, 2014, 07:14:04 pm »

Perform a striptease for the eye
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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #204 on: November 02, 2014, 08:18:20 pm »

Perform a striptease for the eye
-1 Getting undressed in the dead of night in a place that is likely cold and about to get filled with laser? Sounds like a poor tactical option

Throw a rock at the eye and hope it gets blinded (if only you had throwing knives)

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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #205 on: November 03, 2014, 11:39:45 am »

Use physic powers to blow up tower if I can't do that give up cause we're useless
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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #206 on: November 03, 2014, 12:35:23 pm »

Perform a striptease for the eye
+1 We must please the eye.
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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #207 on: November 03, 2014, 01:35:51 pm »

Perform a striptease for the eye
+1 We must please the eye.
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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #208 on: November 03, 2014, 04:05:51 pm »

Either it likes what it sees, and will not want to destroy perfection, or it is perturbed, and refuses to aim accurately. or it is only interested in a species that consists entirely of stone pillar naturist naturalists and the concept of stripping is completely lost on it.
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Re: [Short ISG] Asperge
« Reply #209 on: November 03, 2014, 04:39:00 pm »

Foolproof plan
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