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Author Topic: Mini Mafia Madness: Game over, Tiruin and TheDarkStar win!  (Read 32757 times)

Persus13

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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: One tent still stands (DAY 3)
« Reply #210 on: May 25, 2014, 08:13:52 pm »

Thanks MOWE.

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Tiruin. Thoughts on the game currently?
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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: One tent still stands (DAY 3)
« Reply #211 on: May 26, 2014, 08:50:01 pm »

*finishes building a Magic deck, looks at clock*
Oh, shoot, I'm late to the Internet!
*Sees no new posts*
Huh.

VOTECOUNTS:

Tent 3:
DarkPaladin109 Persus13 (0):
NotQuiteThere (0):
WhitiusOpus MyOwnWorstEnemy (0):
Tiruin (0):
No Lynch (2): NotQuiteThere, Persus13, MOWE
Not Voting (1): Tiruin

Day 3 ends.

The day has been excedingly quite, but a smell not unlike moonshine starts rising from the otherwise empty tent TheDarkStar's empty aspect has all to itself.

Night 3 begins
I'll wait until all actions are in or until Wednesday, whichever is sooner.
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The Cyan Menace

Went away for a while, came back, went away for a while, and back for now.

Jack A T

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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #212 on: May 26, 2014, 08:56:05 pm »

The flavour of the night is orange.  Try some delicious orange-flavoured edible items now!
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris, Witches' Coven 2 Elfchat
YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
Screw you, Jack.

Frostmoon

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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #213 on: May 26, 2014, 09:35:26 pm »

"Edible?" A lithe girl with pale brunette hair paced near the orange vendor's stand as she-rather impatiently, mind you-waited for the circus acts to begin. "I'd sure hope that the food here, even if it is that gaudy orange, would be edible. What, would you prefer poisonous orange snacks? Or perhaps pieces of orange plastic?"
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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #214 on: May 26, 2014, 09:45:50 pm »

I prefer orange-painted clowns for extra killing. Studies show that clowns are 9235% more effective when using the color orange. However, people tend not to like orange as much, so all food will now be in red. However, plastic doesn't count as food, so we will still feed you orange plastic.
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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #215 on: May 26, 2014, 09:47:39 pm »

Also, edible things are all those that you can successfully ingest - in other words, those that you can swallow - that take more than a minute to kill you. Orange-flavored poison is acceptable as long as it is diluted slightly.
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Jack A T

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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #216 on: May 26, 2014, 09:56:33 pm »

A member of the audience momentarily stopped eating the corpse of an orange clown (known to be highly effective at dealing with hunger).  However, he realized that the clown bled red blood, and thus was food, and thus edible.  This was a fine reason to return to chewing an orange clown arm.
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FUCK YOU JACK
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #217 on: May 26, 2014, 10:10:34 pm »

"W-well, edible-hey, is that person eating a corpse?" Unable to accept defeat, she quickly changed the subject. She had also dropped her pacing as swiftly and smoothly as she had switched the conversation, which, needless to say, wasn't particularly smooth nor swift.
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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #218 on: May 26, 2014, 10:16:22 pm »

Most of the audience had to leave in the middle of the show due to internal injuries caused by ingested plastic and other various orange and red materials. So now the audience contains mainly ostriches and turkeys.
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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #219 on: May 26, 2014, 10:20:34 pm »

The magician was disgusted by the sudden outbreak of cannibalism and eating of things not edible. The largely avian audience left left him feeling alone. Even his girl had had to leave. The arena was now a skeleton in both audience and performers, for every night of the three he had been here, there had been less performers. The Circus was dying down.
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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #220 on: May 26, 2014, 10:30:44 pm »

A member of the audience momentarily stopped eating the corpse of an orange clown (known to be highly effective at dealing with hunger).  However, he realized that the clown bled red blood, and thus was food, and thus edible.  This was a fine reason to return to chewing an orange clown arm.

The orange clown struggles for a moment, until he realized that the audience member called Jack T. was right. He shrugged and continued talking.

"Did you know that all clowns paint themselves with cadmium orange? That's right! While it won't kill you, it will make you throw up in every color of the rainbow. In the long term, you will also get a variety of semi-lethal diseases if you continue to eat the clown paint. Fun for the full audience! We are not liable for accidental cadmium vapors."

"Another fun fact: Clown blood is technically edible if you follow the definition I gave earlier. However, it becomes highly poisonous when exposed to air, and causes convulsions and possible death after five minutes."


The orange clown - now with one arm - turns to the magician. "They're eating things that are completely edible! Well yes, there is cannibalism, but only a few people are dead so far. Remember last time?

The clown - now with no arms or legs due to Mr. Jack T. - makes a screeching noise. The birds in the audience laugh hysterically and start eating the remaining human audience members. Now, the clown is a skeleton, just as the magician predicted. The clown laughs.
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Jack A T

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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #221 on: May 26, 2014, 10:32:09 pm »

The occasional vulture joined the audience, each hoping to eat some of the dead.  Eventually, a team of exterminators and mercenaries was called in to deal with the problems.
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FUCK YOU JACK
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YOU TRAITOROUS SWINE.
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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #222 on: May 26, 2014, 10:36:06 pm »

Five minutes later, a team of skeletons lie around the tents. However, they did manage to flood the place with cyanide gas. Good thing there are semi-working gas masks, right?

The clown watches as the tent becomes more and more surreal.
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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #223 on: May 26, 2014, 10:42:10 pm »

"It's Hitchcock all over again", the magician quiped, and pulled his trusty deck of cards out. He formed fans from some of the cards in his hands. He threw them a bit away from himself, revealing thick, but lighteight cloth between them, forming a pair of wings. He repeated the trick for a sleek tail, and took flight. "Amateurs need wires."
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Re: Mini Mafia Madness: Clown Wiskey (NIGHT 3; Audience participation)
« Reply #224 on: May 26, 2014, 10:43:29 pm »

Finally, the circus was ready for the diplomatic representatives of the United States of America. A dozen chlorine-breathing diplomats, along with a pair of lawyers and Representatives Fido (R-MI) and Rover (D-TX) (two thirds of the House's canine representatives), strolled into the main tent.
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