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Do you think that Kevak will ever start updating R2SP Version 2 daily ever again?

Yes.
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Nah.
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Author Topic: Roll to space pirate! Flee in horror! The GM is bringing this RtD from the dead!  (Read 54231 times)

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« Reply #645 on: April 21, 2014, 02:57:16 am »
OH SHIT! THIS THING HAS WAAAAY MORE KICK THEN I EXPECTED! WHY THE HELL DID THEY LET AN ENGINEER DESIGN THIS TINCAN! THEY NEVER UPDATE THE INTERFACES LIKE THEY SHOULD! Juno screams as the security guard's corpse flies directly over his head, barely missing him before smashing bodily into the wall behind him.

OH SHIT!

In the distance, a mechanical rending can be heard.

I REALLY HOPE THAT WASN'T ONE OF THE AIRLOCK CLASPS. WE ONLY HAVE FOUR OF THEM!

Juno turns on the intercom and takes a few deep breaths to calm himself before speaking. Is everybody okay? Whoever built this tincan didn't update the acceleration charts, we apparently have a much higher top acceleration then the computer says we do and what was planned on being a low burn ended up being a rather high burn. There is probably a hole in the space station behind us and also airlock clasp 3 is likely out of commission for an indefinite period of time, don't use that airlock please. Could people who are not unconscious or working on something extremely important please search the ship for unconscious people? Also could you all report in? I have Lily, Captain Morgan, Drev, Paul, and The Many up here. All who are able, please report in, you will find commboxes on the walls if you lack a personal communicator.
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Re: Roll to space pirate! Still accepting new players.
« Reply #646 on: April 21, 2014, 02:58:31 am »
"How convenient that We don't have any internal organs for this inertia to crush. You organics should try it out some time."
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« Reply #647 on: April 21, 2014, 03:03:45 am »
Hey, I have a heavily augmented body that was made Specifically to my specifications, it would be pretty hard for inertia to damage me unless we are going at a half of the new projections for maximum acceleration, in which case the ship would be tearing itself apart and everything onboard would be rended at the molecular level. Odds are is you would not survive that. And I have tried going silicon before, it was slightly disconcerting for about half a day before I got used to it and did it for three mental years, sorta fun being a ship.
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« Reply #648 on: April 21, 2014, 03:28:52 am »
Lifts his com-watch up to his face And here I thought i could enjoy a peaceful ship full of wonder, Drevin Zalorin reporting in. My current status is Alive and Kicking thank you. I'm gonna fucking catch a breather before I look for other people sooooooooo don't come running to me to find others. Also......I already hate our wonderful ship for the very forceful shaking.
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« Reply #649 on: April 21, 2014, 03:31:27 am »
Erm.. I'm literally sitting twenty feet away from you, I can see that.

Also Captain, are you and Paul okay?
« Last Edit: April 21, 2014, 03:33:07 am by Kevak »
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« Reply #650 on: April 21, 2014, 03:33:15 am »
Looks at juno Now I just feel stupid. Begins to have a silly expression
« Last Edit: April 21, 2014, 03:43:07 am by ZalkozDestbro »
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Quote from: Stirk on January 30, 2015, 08:11:00 pm
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« Reply #651 on: April 21, 2014, 03:43:04 am »
You okay? You look a bit off.
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« Reply #652 on: April 21, 2014, 03:43:57 am »
I always feel a bit off. Not sure about how i look though. Also where the hell are we in this great big universe of ours?
« Last Edit: April 21, 2014, 03:45:41 am by ZalkozDestbro »
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Quote from: Stirk on January 30, 2015, 08:11:00 pm
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« Reply #653 on: April 21, 2014, 03:46:56 am »
We are in the Ssyvak system in standard galactic quadrant 47148921496 provided we haven't suddenly teleported somewhere else.
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« Reply #654 on: April 21, 2014, 03:48:59 am »
At least we're not lost. What should we do first? Looks at the others in the immediate area
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« Reply #655 on: April 21, 2014, 03:52:04 am »
"We should get away from the authorities in pursuit of us. How does that sound?"
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« Reply #656 on: April 21, 2014, 03:52:46 am »
Sounds like a plan, that's what is sounds like.
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Quote from: Stirk on January 30, 2015, 08:11:00 pm
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« Reply #657 on: April 21, 2014, 03:53:48 am »
We are still accelerating up to 0.0075 light speed, we are fleeing from the authorities.
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« Reply #658 on: April 21, 2014, 03:55:39 am »
Ok then....I want to nap...Where is a place i can sleep that is closest to my beautiful spaceship weaponry.
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Quote from: Stirk on January 30, 2015, 08:11:00 pm
Yes, you are the perfect example. You possess all the powers of a pen! This man right here, is mightier then many swords.
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Re: Roll to space pirate! Still accepting new players.
« Reply #659 on: April 21, 2014, 03:59:58 am »
Well since weapons are mostly to the front of the ship, just work your way along the main hallway until you find crew cabins near the front of the ship. There should arrows every few meters that point the direction to the front of the ship as an orientational guide according to the computer, just look around there.
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